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[Mass Effect] Rambunctious Young Krogan Lasses

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    How do I kill this Praetorian? Every time I take out its barrier, it throws another one up.

    You're supposed to be hitting it hard enough to reduce its armor every time you break through the barrier, so that eventually you kill all its armor and kill it.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    How do I kill this Praetorian? Every time I take out its barrier, it throws another one up.

    Edit: And why do my teammates keep switching sides on the power wheel?

    Basically...ummm, just go full force. Then once you have the barrier down hit it with your best armor damaging moves.

    Also...going full force doesn't mean running out in the open...it can still kill you quite fast.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The key is to stay far enough away that it doesn't instantly do it's charge + replenish barriers attack as soon as they fall

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    God dammit Kaiden we never had a thing
    Fuck you

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    CowShark wrote: »
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    After you kill the Thresher Maw, walk back and forth on the stairs (that pair of krogan who start off talking about the Citadel).

    Shepard's more krogan than the krogans!

    This is particularly funny, in my mind, as a female Shepard, when you get the breeding requests. Who cares if your biology is totally wrong!

    Humans all look same.

    I doubt a lot of Krogans can immediately tell the difference between members of their own gender, let alone humans.
    -Tal wrote: »
    If TIM became a reaper that would be a good thing!

    Of course it would, it would give Shepard an excuse to stomp his ass thoroughly before he "helped" humanity or the universe any more.

    I doubt it'll happen, but it'd be fun. Killin' Reapers is pretty much the only thing Bioware can have us do with them (well, that, and long conversations with the chatty ones before we kill them). I'd personally hate to kill Martin Sheen, but it is the Reapers...

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wasn't Martin Sheen in B5? wasn't he one of those "collecters" of legendary souls?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    God dammit Kaiden we never had a thing
    Fuck you

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    God dammit Kaiden we never had a thing
    Fuck you

    dealwithit.png

    Glithert, if you're having the problem I think you're having, there's only one solution: have him guard the bomb.

    Synthesis on
  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    God dammit Kaiden we never had a thing
    Fuck you

    dealwithit.png

    Glithert, if you're having the problem I think you're having, there's only one solution: have him guard the bomb.

    He's playing ME2. I assume he beat the Preatorian on Horizon, and Kaiden is acting like they had a romance, but didn't.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    God dammit Kaiden we never had a thing
    Fuck you

    dealwithit.png

    Glithert, if you're having the problem I think you're having, there's only one solution: have him guard the bomb.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    God dammit Kaiden we never had a thing
    Fuck you

    dealwithit.png

    Glithert, if you're having the problem I think you're having, there's only one solution: have him guard the bomb.

    He's playing ME2. I assume he beat the Preatorian on Horizon, and Kaiden is acting like they had a romance, but didn't.

    Yes, because clearly he made the wrong choice in ME1. I mean, Kaiden lived.

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    And now there's a picture of him on my desk

    I guess I should have been ruder.

    Is there a renegade interrupt there I missed or something

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  • EtherealEthereal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    And now there's a picture of him on my desk

    I guess I should have been ruder.

    Is there a renegade interrupt there I missed or something

    Cheating is the best revenge available. That'll make that picture go away.

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Who should I bone?

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Morinth.

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  • EtherealEthereal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    Who should I bone?

    Of the Mass Effect 2 romances for a femshep Garrus is probably the best. Thane is ok. Jacob, despite being a decent guy, has a terrible romance.

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    Morinth.

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  • Coffee BeanCoffee Bean Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It amuses me that Kaidan's name is constantly misspelled by almost everyone

    Somehow I sympathize more with that than the fact that he is astral particles in my game (even if he is a pretty cool dude with biotic legs and a surprisingly rounded and politely spoken perspective on the universe.)
    I didn't like his hair.
    That god damned hair bump.
    What the hell does his hair even think it's doing, forming an almost perfect mound like that.
    Now it is an astral mound.

    As for boning, Thane and Garrus are best, although I didn't care for Garrus all that much. Jacob is not so bad as a person, but his portrayal is, uh.

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    God dammit Kaiden we never had a thing
    Fuck you

    dealwithit.png

    Glithert, if you're having the problem I think you're having, there's only one solution: have him guard the bomb.

    He's playing ME2. I assume he beat the Preatorian on Horizon, and Kaiden is acting like they had a romance, but didn't.

    Really? In that case, you shouldn't have romanced him, and if you didn't, you need to avoid giving him the message that you did.

    Ashley wanted to guard the bomb, and I just couldn't turn her down, but I avoid having a romance with Kaidan all the same. Problem solved. Kaiden is distant, Ashley is dead, everyone else is happy.

    As for romancing Garrus, keep in mind you're basically forcing him against his will. Just, you know, FYI.

    Synthesis on
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's so hilariously awkward I'm always tempted to do it.

    Orca on
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It amuses me that Kaidan's name is constantly misspelled by almost everyone

    Somehow I sympathize more with that than the fact that he is astral particles in my game (even if he is a pretty cool dude with biotic legs and a surprisingly rounded and politely spoken perspective on the universe.)
    I didn't like his hair.
    That god damned hair bump.
    What the hell does his hair even think it's doing, forming an almost perfect mound like that.
    Now it is an astral mound.

    As for boning, Thane and Garrus are best, although I didn't care for Garrus all that much. Jacob is not so bad as a person, but his portrayal is, uh.

    They explicitly make fun of the fact that people misspell the main character's name as "Thornton" Yet even then a lot of journalists misspelled it that exact same way in their review

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think Ky-dan is a more natural pronunciation that Kay-dan but I GUESS BIOWARE DISAGREES

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ethereal wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    Who should I bone?

    Of the Mass Effect 2 romances for a femshep Garrus is probably the best. Thane is ok. Jacob, despite being a decent guy, has a terrible romance.

    Don't kid yourself...all the romances were horrible.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Besides I thought since everyone besides me noticed that my femshep is all freaky ugly Kaidan must have too
    I thought this wouldn't be a problem

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    Besides I thought since everyone besides me noticed that my femshep is all freaky ugly Kaidan must have too
    I thought this wouldn't be a problem

    why do YOU have a problem with loving a wonderful man, huh

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    I'm picturing the Normandy forming a giant robot and smashing some giant god-Reaper over the head with a galaxy.

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    Besides I thought since everyone besides me noticed that my femshep is all freaky ugly Kaidan must have too
    I thought this wouldn't be a problem

    why do YOU have a problem with loving a wonderful man, huh

    He's so generic

    And whoever mentioned the hair bump was right, he looks dumb

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kaidan is the best squadmate and I will hear nothing to the contrary

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    These ME comedy love songs are killing me, KILLING ME. You monsters, I can't stop laughing.

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    These ME comedy love songs are killing me, KILLING ME. You monsters, I can't stop laughing.

    You know what you get if you stop laughing?

    The priiiiiiiiize.

    But yeah, all the femshep romances are pretty awful. Garrus is whiny, Jacob is some blaxploitation porno star, and Thane... yeah. I'd just stick with a Kaidan/Liara romance from ME1.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Garrus is whiny? He's being raped.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    Garrus is whiny? He's being raped.

    It makes him feel dirty.

    The good kind of dirty.

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is there some sort of bug with Conrad? I didn't shove a gun in his face. I wanted to, but I didn't.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    Is there some sort of bug with Conrad? I didn't shove a gun in his face. I wanted to, but I didn't.

    Yeah. It always treats you as having shoved a gun in his face if you talked to him and he didn't kill himself. Oops.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Garrus is whiny? He's being raped.

    It makes him feel dirty.

    The good kind of dirty.

    Listen

    You don't say no to Shepard. It just isn't done.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hey i just remembered that the first time you meet zaeed, he's kicking the shit out of a batarian

    romance in ME3 please

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    he sure was kicking the shit out of that batarian for a while, all those times I passed him

    I think that was just his friend, they set up an act every time Shepard was on Omega to make Zaeed look badass

    he was trying to impress me, how adorable <3

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