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[Chaos] CitOW Game 22 - Round 3. Braining peasants for fun and points.

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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Seductress to Tilia

    Slaanesh @ 3/6 PP

    lodwilk on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ritual Slaying - 1 - Each time you kill a figure in this region, draw a card

    played in estalia

    0/7 PP, Khorne rests.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Leper to Troll country.

    1/6 PP

    El Skid on
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nurgle, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to stop right there.

    Drain Power - 0 - When you play this card, you gain one power point. Each other player with at least one Cultist in this region loses one power point.

    Cast into Troll Country.

    Tzeentch @ 3/6 PP Remaining
    Nurgle @ 0/6 PP Remaining

    Slaanesh is up.

    Rius on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Was that really the best you could find for that power, Brother?

    El Skid on
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    For the moment, it may indeed have been. We'll have to see.

    Rius on
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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Move seductress from Tilia to the badlands

    Slaanesh @ 2/6 PP

    lodwilk on
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    lodwilk wrote: »
    Move seductress from Tilia to the badlands

    Slaanesh @ 2/6 PP

    You can't do that; there's no direct link between Tilea and the Badlands.

    Rius on
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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oops sorry was in a rush to post that before going to bed. I meant the Border Princes.

    lodwilk on
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Where are you going, Slaanesh? I gather you'll be leaving Tilea to the Bloodletter?

    Rius on
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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That is exactly it dear brother. Fear not I have no ill intentions for you. I'd justr rather not see my dear seductress have her blood spilled in combat. In an orgy accident? Sure. But in violence? How dull.

    lodwilk on
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'll summon an Acolyte to the Border Princes, then.

    Tzeentch @ 2/6 PP Remaining.

    Rius on
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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Summon a seductress into The Border Princes.

    Slaanesh @ 1/6 PP

    lodwilk on
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Another Acolyte to the Border Princes.

    Tzeentch @ 1/6 PP Remaining.

    Rius on
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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That noble in Tilea looks so border does he not my magical brother? Let s bring him here to the Border Princes.

    (M) Dark Influence - 1 - When you play this card, move a Peasant, Hero, or Noble token from this region to any other region.

    Cast in Tilea and bring the Noble to the Border Princes.

    Slaanesh @ 0/6 PP

    lodwilk on
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nicely done, Slaanesh. A bit predictable, but still, nicely done.

    (M) The Persistence of Change - 1 - If you kill one or more figures in battle in this region this round, you may choose to not discard this card in the end phase, leaving it in place for next round.

    Cast into the Border Princes; Tzeentch @ 0/6 PP and rests. To battle!

    Rius on
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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well yes, I figured my plan was rather obvious. However it didn't seem to contradict your plans so I figured you wouldnt stop me.

    lodwilk on
  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Summoning phase

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    Khorne(5/7) Bloodletter to Bretonnia
    Nurgle(5/6) Leper to Kislev
    Tzeentch(5/6) Temporal Stasis to The Empire (+2 PP for other gods to act in region)
    Slaanesh(5/6) Seductress to Estalia

    Khorne(3/7) Bloodletter to Estalia
    Nurgle(4/6) Leper to Kislev
    Tzeentch(4/6) Acolyte to The Empire
    Slaanesh(4/6) Seductress to Estalia

    Khorne(3/7) Blood Frenzy to Kislev (two battledice before battle)
    Nurgle(3/6) Rain of Pus to Kislev (+1 def to Nurgles figures)
    Tzeentch(3/6) Acolyte to The Empire
    Slaanesh(4/6) Abyssal Pact to Estalia (enemy figures don't contribute domination)

    Khorne(1/7) Bloodletter to Tilea
    Nurgle(2/6) Leper to Kislev
    Tzeentch(2/6) Acolyte to The Empire

    Slaanesh(3/6) Seductress to Tilea

    Khorne(0/7) Ritual Slaying to Estalia (Khorne draws a card for each figure killed in this region)
    Nurgle(1/6) Leper to Troll Country
    Tzeentch(3/6) Drain Power to Troll Country (+1 PP Tzeentch, -1 PP Nurgle)
    Slaanesh(2/6) Seductress from Tilea to The Border Princes

    Tzeentch(2/6) Acolyte to The Border Princes
    Slaanesh(1/6) Seductress to The Border Princes

    Tzeentch(1/6) Acolyte to The Border Princes
    Slaanesh(0/6) Dark Influsence to Tilea, moveing the Noble from Tilea to The Border Princes

    Tzeentch(0/6) The Persistence of Change to The Border Princes (if Tzeentch kills a figure i this region then card may be left to next round)

    Nought on
    On fire
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    Island. Being on fire.
  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sorry about not posting an update earlier today. Combat upcoming.

    Nought on
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    Island. Being on fire.
  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Battle phase

    Kislev:2 die before battle, but no other battledice
    Bretonnia: 2 die
    Estalia: 2 die
    Tilea: 2 die, but nothing to hit

    Make your own rolls either on Invisible Castle or Orokos; the campaign should be "CitOW Game 22"



    HOW TO MAKE A BATTLE ROLL: (Also in the first post)
    Delmain wrote: »
    Hey guys, helpful IC tidbit here.
    Roll Xd6.hitsopen(4,6). It'll reroll 6s and then count all the dice 4 and above and give you a convenient number of hits.

    Alternatively, you can make battle rolls via orokos (thanks, Infidel!)
    Delmain wrote: »
    Use Xd6o6h4.

    o is for Open, it rolls them over and over until you get a not-6. e6 just rerolls 6s once, even if another 6 comes up.

    Nought on
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    Island. Being on fire.
  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dear big red brother.


    Pwease don't kill me. M'Kay?

    lodwilk on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He's actually not allowed to not kill you if his followers should have the chance. Sorry, my sexually ambiguous sibling...

    El Skid on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    me hitting nurgle is key here. if I do, even if I miss slanny we all get one advancement. if I miss miss nurgle but hit slannesh then tzeench gets 2 dial advancements. if I hit them both we all get one.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am rolling in game citow game 22

    Khorne in Kislev - 2d6o6h4: 1, can't do anything, cultists have +1 armor
    Khorne in Bretonnia - 2d6o6h4: 1 [2d6o6h4=2, [6, 3]] (kill a peseant)
    Khorne in Estalia -2d6o6h4: 3 [2d6o6h4=[6, 4], 5] (kill both cultists)
    Khorne in Tilea - N/A

    hopefully I've done all of this correctly. wish the rolls had come in a different order but this isn't too bad.

    edit - two cards for estalia as well

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You should include the link for your rolls

    Kislev: 1 hit
    Bretonnia: 1 hit
    Estalia: 3 hits

    Darian on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    sorry

    and thank you

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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Battle results

    Kislev: Peasant
    Bretonnia: Peasent
    Estalia: 2 Seductresses

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    Nought on
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    Island. Being on fire.
  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Corruption phase

    Domination step
    Kislev: +3 VP
    The Border Princes: +2 VP

    Corruption step
    Troll Country: 1
    Kislev: 3 DIAL
    The Empire: 3 DIAL
    The Border Princes: 2 DIAL, 2 DIAL

    Updated VP:
    Khorne: 0
    Nurgle: 0 + 3 = 3
    Tzeentch: 0 + 2 = 2
    Slaanesh: 0

    DIAL advance tokens
    Khorne: 1
    Nurgle: 1
    Tzeentch: 2
    Slaanesh: 1

    Nought on
    On fire
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    Island. Being on fire.
  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, End phase

    Board at the start of the end phase:
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    1. Remove Chaos Cards from the Board - No special effects

    2. Hero Tokens are resolved - No Heroes in play.

    3. Resolve Old World cards - No active Old World Cards.

    4. Score Ruined Regions - Not quit yet.

    5. Advance Threat Dials - Tzeentch have the most tokens; Tzeentch tick twice, Khorne, Nurgle and Slaanesh each tick once
    Khorne:
    6 - Score 4 VP
    Nurgle:
    5 - Score 3 VP
    Tzeentch:
    7 - Place 1 Warpstone
    9 - Upgrade
    Slaanesh:
    8 - Score 3 VP



    Updated VP:
    Khorne: 0 + 4 = 4
    Nurgle: 3 + 3 = 6
    Tzeentch: 2
    Slaanesh: 0 + 3 = 3

    6. Check for Game end - The game does not end

    Things that need to happen:
    1. Tzeentch to choose an Upgrade
    2. Tzeentch to place a Warpstone
    3. Tzeentch may discard a card (two in hand) before drawing back up to 5

    Nought on
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    Island. Being on fire.
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Just as planned!

    Drop the Warpstone into the Empire, I'll take the Cultist upgrade and no discards before drawing, please.

    I think I'll make it up to you in this next round, Khorne.

    Rius on
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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 2, Old World phase

    Electors Arise

    Place one Noble token in each of two different regions.

    Discard this card instead of adding it to the Old World track.

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    Nurgle to place two Noble tokens anywhere, but not in the same region.
    After that Khorne can start his turn.

    Nought on
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    Island. Being on fire.
  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't think you updated our Threat numbers on the board, Nought.

    Also, it's clear that those Nobles should go into the Empire and Kislev, brother Nurgle.

    Rius on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kislev and Troll Country for the nobles, you say?

    What an excellent idea!

    El Skid on
  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You'll get no complaints from me that is for sure

    lodwilk on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    lodwilk wrote: »
    You'll get no complaints from me that is for sure

    Happy to help in the spirit of Tzeentch-bashing.

    Especially now he has his upgrade, is ahead on ticks AND a hold on the Empire. D:

    El Skid on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    On that note- Khorne, can I recommend a Bloodthirster to the Empire?

    El Skid on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khorne knows where to go to make blood flow

    Variable on
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  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You can start summoning, Variable.

    Rius on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think I should have more cards than I do, from a card I played last round and drawing this round.

    Variable on
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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    I think I should have more cards than I do, from a card I played last round and drawing this round.

    Sorry. Forgot Ritual Slaying.

    Updated.

    I hope you'll be alright without a mapupdate, running a bit late. Will update in about 6 hours.

    Nought on
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    Island. Being on fire.
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