I don't know why the fuck L got 120 pages of fame, but it's now the year of the M!
Merry: May have found a new guild to roll with. Sounds promising, especially as Random DK DPS Guy #12731412 in trade chat.
Malice: The fucker who types in trade chat Alt-F4 for free gold. Not that I fall for it, but really?
Murder: Old raid leader pulled some craziness. Decides he wants to take a break from WoW so Wednesday nights 10 man is cancelled. Last night I get a whisper from him on his hunter. "Wanna come to our raid tonight, we need a couple more."