As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
We're funding a new Acquisitions Incorporated series on Kickstarter right now! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pennyarcade/acquisitions-incorporated-the-series-2

Alien Swarm: She thought they said "illegal aliens" and signed up.

1484951535461

Posts

  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    They totally need to add a flying bug that carpet bombs the team with parasites.

    Hotlead Junkie on
    tf2_sig.png
  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Much as I love this game - and I do - I really really wish the design of everything, from the bugs to the spacesuits to the bloodhound, wasn't so mind-numbingly generic.

    The portrait art is gorgeous though!

    Zetetic Elench on
    nemosig.png
  • MasumeMasume Creator Caprica, FloridaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Much as I love this game - and I do - I really really wish the design of everything, from the bugs to the spacesuits to the bloodhound, wasn't so mind-numbingly generic.

    The portrait art is gorgeous though!

    I wished the Marines actually looked like the art representing them. At least partially. Can't complain when it's free and awesome, right?

    Masume on
    3DS Code - 5370-0463-9307
    Wii U - 'Nocero'
    XBox ID - therealmasume
    PS4 ID - realmasume
  • DracilDracil Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Whoops, missed one myself.

    So which aliens can be meleed with no risk? I think boomer you can just go up and melee them if you want. Same with the artillery bugs?

    Dracil on
    3DS: 2105-8644-6304
    Switch: US 1651-2551-4335 JP 6310-4664-2624
    MH3U Monster Cheat Sheet / MH3U Veggie Elder Ticket Guide
  • BehemothBehemoth Compulsive Seashell Collector Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I actually like the design of the marine models.

    It looks like practical powered armor, not the gigantic, unwieldy 40k/Starcraft kind.

    Behemoth on
    iQbUbQsZXyt8I.png
  • EndaroEndaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Boomer: Three legged thing which inflates and pops.
    Buzzer: Flying pain in the ass.
    Drone: The basic unit.
    Harvester: Puts out little red guys (known as Harvester spawn if it really matters) which explode on you.
    Parasite: Face hugger.
    Shieldbug: Shieldbug.

    The two I forgot:
    Ranger: Spits out the three acidic bullets and whines a lot.
    Mortarbug: Artillery launching fatty.

    Endaro on
  • FuriousJodoFuriousJodo Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Don't think I've been invited to the steam group btw:

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/FuriousJodo

    FuriousJodo on
    FuriousJodo on Twitch/PSN/XBL/Whatever else
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dracil wrote: »
    Whoops, missed one myself.

    So which aliens can be meleed with no risk? I think boomer you can just go up and melee them if you want. Same with the artillery bugs?

    Boomers will stamp you with one of their legs if you're too close. The two types of artillery bugs (Ranger and Mortar bug, I guess?) can be freely meleed, I think.

    Burnage on
  • TraikanTraikan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think I've seen the Mortar Bug hit me with a melee attack, but I'm not sure.

    I've never been hit by a Ranger while punching it though.

    Traikan on
  • disquieterdisquieter Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So, without wading through 70-something pages of thread, is there a recurring or regular Penny Arcade game? I would like to play with some people who are at least a little more reliable than random public players.

    disquieter on
  • KasanagiKasanagi Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    1. Join Steam group
    2. Host game and advertise in group chat, or just mention that you're looking to join a game
    3. ????
    4. Friendly fire kill.

    :D

    Kasanagi on
    steam_sig.png
  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've had a blast playing through it. Working on Insane right now (with friends), Insane really is the only way to play. Also it seems the funniest things tend to happen in Insane :)

    What I want to know, when are there going to be more campaigns to download :) ? I think I read somewhere they included tools to create your own levels?

    BakerIsBored on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've had a blast playing through it. Working on Insane right now (with friends), Insane really is the only way to play. Also it seems the funniest things tend to happen in Insane :)

    What I want to know, when are there going to be more campaigns to download :) ? I think I read somewhere they included tools to create your own levels?

    Pretty much, they included all the code, as well as a tile based level editor. This is a completely free release so personally I'm not expecting Valve to put out any more campaigns. But we'll be likely seeing a fair amount of stuff from the community over time.

    subedii on
  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Infidel wrote: »

    Nice, just what I was looking for :)

    BakerIsBored on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LogicowLogicow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So I played through the campaign in easy, but on my own.
    (there's a console command to let you start levels alone)

    Turrets are basically required when there's a computer to be hacked.

    Thankfully for timor station there's a door you can shoot down and the last room doesn't have any spawning enemies.

    Reloading is terrible and gets you killed.

    Oddly enough you don't really run out of ammo anywhere. Might have something to do with being able to pick up every ammo crate on the way, and go relatively quickly through levels.

    Logicow on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i prefer to call boomers, Gonarchs.

    Buttcleft on
  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Logicow wrote: »
    So I played through the campaign in easy, but on my own.
    (there's a console command to let you start levels alone)

    Turrets are basically required when there's a computer to be hacked.

    Thankfully for timor station there's a door you can shoot down and the last room doesn't have any spawning enemies.

    Reloading is terrible and gets you killed.

    Oddly enough you don't really run out of ammo anywhere. Might have something to do with being able to pick up every ammo crate on the way, and go relatively quickly through levels.


    Yeah all these things you've said here pretty much only apply because you played it on your own, on easy. :lol:


    Well maybe not the reloading bit, but you get used to it.

    subedii on
  • SigtyrSigtyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Reloading isn't bad as long as you get your quick reload timing down.

    Sigtyr on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm gonna give Swarm Armory a couple more days and then dive in. There's got to be at least a couple of customs that are fun to play, even after just a week.

    Captain K on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also it's not bad if you know how to punch stuff or swap to another weapon instead of reloading, or move so allies can cover you.

    So yeah, don't play alone.

    TheStig on
    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • EndaroEndaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sigtyr wrote: »
    Reloading isn't bad as long as you get your quick reload timing down.

    The big problem is the quick reload bar changes depending on the gun and the difficulty. I finally got used to it for the vindicator and then jumped up to Insane, which slims the bar down by quite a bit. Always reading the bar in the bottom left also doesn't help. I've read the aiming reticule can be read as well but I haven't quite nailed that yet.

    I find the only times I really get it are when I stop moving/paying attention to anything else and focus my eyes down on the bar. This often leads to me getting hit, so I often only fast reload during relatively safe times and let the bar reload naturally during emergencies, meleeing if I have to.

    Endaro on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Endaro wrote: »
    Sigtyr wrote: »
    Reloading isn't bad as long as you get your quick reload timing down.

    The big problem is the quick reload bar changes depending on the gun and the difficulty. I finally got used to it for the vindicator and then jumped up to Insane, which slims the bar down by quite a bit. Always reading the bar in the bottom left also doesn't help. I've read the aiming reticule can be read as well but I haven't quite nailed that yet.

    I find the only times I really get it are when I stop moving/paying attention to anything else and focus my eyes down on the bar. This often leads to me getting hit, so I often only fast reload during relatively safe times and let the bar reload naturally during emergencies, meleeing if I have to.

    asw_fast_reload_under_marine 1

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Behemoth wrote: »
    I actually like the design of the marine models.

    It looks like practical powered armor, not the gigantic, unwieldy 40k/Starcraft kind.

    Oh, I'd take it over SPESS MEHREENS or Gears of War beefmans any day.

    But still, they can look like LEGO minifigs at times.

    Zetetic Elench on
    nemosig.png
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    How many damn times do you have to complete the mission with no damage to get the Perfect achievement?

    Think I got it finally on our third successful attempt, Burnage we did like a dozen times successfully and won't go. :(

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    How many damn times do you have to complete the mission with no damage to get the Perfect achievement?

    Think I got it finally on our third successful attempt, Burnage we did like a dozen times successfully and won't go. :(

    That shit was ridiculous.
    BVeiS.gif

    I got 0 damage at least six times, yet still no Perfect achievement. The worst thing is that I went on my Steam stats to check I hadn't already received it or something and was told that I was so close to Perfect.

    You are taunting me, Steam.

    Burnage on
  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    How many damn times do you have to complete the mission with no damage to get the Perfect achievement?

    Think I got it finally on our third successful attempt, Burnage we did like a dozen times successfully and won't go. :(

    That shit was ridiculous.
    BVeiS.gif

    I got 0 damage at least six times, yet still no Perfect achievement. The worst thing is that I went on my Steam stats to check I hadn't already received it or something and was told that I was so close to Perfect.

    You are taunting me, Steam.

    You weren't playing it on easy, were you?

    Barrakketh on
    Rollers are red, chargers are blue....omae wa mou shindeiru
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    We were doing it exactly the same setup that I received it, on Normal of course.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • BrianBrian Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I had to get the first two levels with no damage to get the perfect thing.

    Brian on
  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    [vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-taGBiFCII]Holy shit.[/vidurl]

    Speed runners might be able to pick up some tricks from that.

    Barrakketh on
    Rollers are red, chargers are blue....omae wa mou shindeiru
  • L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    BRB getting jump boots from now on.

    L Ron Howard on
  • SigtyrSigtyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wait, you don't need to destroy the biomass blocking the nuke?

    Sigtyr on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well, he didn't destroy it and didn't get the achievement, so maybe you do. :P

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    Well, he didn't destroy it and didn't get the achievement, so maybe you do. :P
    Uh...yes he did. Try reading the screen with the score...it clearly says "Timor Station Speed Run".

    Barrakketh on
    Rollers are red, chargers are blue....omae wa mou shindeiru
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    Well, he didn't destroy it and didn't get the achievement, so maybe you do. :P
    Uh...yes he did. Try reading the screen with the score...it clearly says "Timor Station Speed Run".

    It doesn't clearly say anything, it's youtube. :P

    I can see that now, I thought the end was him shouting WHAAAAAAT and pointing out the time cause of getting gipped.

    Which happens and has already happened to people in my group.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    Well, he didn't destroy it and didn't get the achievement, so maybe you do. :P
    Uh...yes he did. Try reading the screen with the score...it clearly says "Timor Station Speed Run".

    It doesn't clearly say anything, it's youtube. :P
    At 720p/1080p it's easy to read (I full-screen it at those resolutions), and if he encoded it correctly it would be even clearer.

    Even [vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcL75F5fQyE]upscaled videos[/vidurl] can look sharp on Youtube, though if you make those full-screen they don't look as nice.
    I can see that now, I thought the end was him shouting WHAAAAAAT and pointing out the time cause of getting gipped.

    Which happens and has already happened to people in my group.
    I think if he shouted anything it would be because of the fact that he nearly died right at the end. But he has the achievement unlocked and his best time is 4:11.

    Barrakketh on
    Rollers are red, chargers are blue....omae wa mou shindeiru
  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jump boots and blink pack = 2 man speed run; theoretically can do 4 man if the guys left behind are willing to clear out the escape arena

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • TraikanTraikan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fuck the chainsaw.

    It seriously bothers me that it's more efficient to chainsaw through doors than hack them. I'd like to see the damage against doors get nerfed just a bit.

    And nobody say anything about speedruns.

    I've done every level but Timor station with 2-3 people, no chainsaws. It's not necessary. I haven't tried Timor yet, but I'm sure it's doable as well.

    Rant over, Alien Swarm is awesome, I'm glad I have friends to play it with.

    Traikan on
  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Is there a difference between the regular drones and the ones with spikes on them?

    Nerdtendo on
    IHZR47b.png
  • DekuStickDekuStick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm probably really late on this but I laughed when I found the basketball in the first level. You shoot out a glass window in the room with the two hack panels.

    DekuStick on
Sign In or Register to comment.