Koshian and antimatter here is a pro tip from yours truly
you don't have to deal with that crap; you could do what I did and finally burst out with "I AM gay, you fucking bigot!" it's the only time I've ever cussed at my parents
don't have to deal with that crap anymore, but it sure was awkward and costly!
and I'm much happier for it, I believe
my mom knows, at least, and she's fine with it
I have no fucking clue what my dad would do if he found out, so he never will :V
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
In my defence I dated her for nearly three months before I realised she was batshit insane
The big hint was the time she stood on my lawn around about 2am screaming "YOU'VE BEEN INSIDE ME! I KNOW HOW YOU THINK!"
Wow....
WOW!
the dumb irony is that the crazy bitch in question put him on sorry mom
wait i s that irony or is that just stupid
The only thing that really pisses me off about that fiasco is that the fuckers on that website took down my ice-cold response when they deleted the 20-odd comments my entry used to have.
It was a really measured and articulate response, all things considered. I didn't even mention that she was a crazy stalker who gave terrible head! No wait I mentioned that last part.
Most of my awkward moments these days come from starting a joke without really figuring out how it's going to end
And then everybody just stares at me and shake their heads, disappointed
"Two Jews enter a bar...and...I guess...they have a really good time?"
Pretty much this, yeah. I have yet to develop the necessary wit for off the cuff jokes.
An awkward moment: when I was in 8th grade I had a falling out with one of my friends, and in one of our classes together he said something which caused my testosterone to rise to the point where I attempted to punch him. I don't think I landed it but the teacher saw it and had me move to a table across the room.
Unfortunately for me, the uniform pants I was wearing that day had a broken front hook thing and they started to fall down as I walked across the front of the class, and I was carrying my books so I couldn't hold them up very well. Neeeeerd.
overly enthusiastically clingy unfortunate looking women, who follow you/show up unexpected at places you're at, after being rejected, several times and with clear intent with no possible range for confusion in the statement of rejection?
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overly enthusiastically clingy unfortunate looking women, who follow you/show up unexpected at places you're at, after being rejected, several times and with clear intent with no possible range for confusion in the statement of rejection?
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Hey this is happening to me right now, except she's not all that bad looking but has a stupid amount of baggage and has some really dumb notions about relationships and love.
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
overly enthusiastically clingy unfortunate looking women, who follow you/show up unexpected at places you're at, after being rejected, several times and with clear intent with no possible range for confusion in the statement of rejection?
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Hey this is happening to me right now, except she's not all that bad looking but has a stupid amount of baggage and has some really dumb notions about relationships and love.
well
comes with the territory of relationships
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Also I have a really bad habit of periodically remember awkward things I've done in the past, and I instinctively say "Oh noooooooooooo" aloud. It's awful whenever I'm in public and people just kind of look at me funny.
Waking up really early, something I never do, and walking by my sisters door which is slightly cracked open and hearing the sounds of lovin being done. While I pass by the floor creaks really loudly and then all is quiet in the house.
Also I have a really bad habit of periodically remember awkward things I've done in the past, and I instinctively say "Oh noooooooooooo" aloud. It's awful whenever I'm in public and people just kind of look at me funny.
Oh god
Isn't this like some sort of horrible vicious circle? You go "oh noooooooo" when you remember how awkward it was the last time you went "oh noooooooo" aloud in public! And then you go "oh noooooooo" again because you literally just did it again!
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
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apparently the word is supposed to be "shyster" anyway
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WOW!
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In the context of posting moments after someone discussing a crazy dancing lady who said she was a ninja! Don't be such a goddamned pedant
And then everybody just stares at me and shake their heads, disappointed
We're talking about, not a ninja, but a pre-teen girl who trains in ninjitsu in the dark of night, who spars with, apparently, grown men.
You'd be dating Hit-Girl.
the dumb irony is that the crazy bitch in question put him on sorry mom
wait i s that irony or is that just stupid
you did the horizontal tango with a crazy bitch
that counts, fucker
"Two Jews enter a bar...and...I guess...they have a really good time?"
my mom knows, at least, and she's fine with it
I have no fucking clue what my dad would do if he found out, so he never will :V
not being a pedant!
someone starts taking about dogs and you come in talking about firemen people will be like
shut the fuck up donny
it doesn't matter that a dog is, on rare occasion, a fireman
you're still a doofus
The only thing that really pisses me off about that fiasco is that the fuckers on that website took down my ice-cold response when they deleted the 20-odd comments my entry used to have.
It was a really measured and articulate response, all things considered. I didn't even mention that she was a crazy stalker who gave terrible head! No wait I mentioned that last part.
Okay Rane you're starting to annoy me now because your grasp of semantics is almost as bad as HeavyVillain's
what the fuck did i do?
rane will you be my new friend cos ed is being mean to me lets gang up on on him
hey man just because you're fucking up your words and i'm pouncing on it doesn't make me the bad guy
but let's talk about stalkers
who's had some internet stalkers?
who will join me in this pool of terribleness
I dunno he was being nice to me for a second there and now is being full bore beef jerky
but we can hang
Rane just PM'd me and said "no"
See, he didn't want to respond to you directly because you disgust him
(Also because he's a pedantic wannabe linguist in denial)
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Pretty much this, yeah. I have yet to develop the necessary wit for off the cuff jokes.
An awkward moment: when I was in 8th grade I had a falling out with one of my friends, and in one of our classes together he said something which caused my testosterone to rise to the point where I attempted to punch him. I don't think I landed it but the teacher saw it and had me move to a table across the room.
Unfortunately for me, the uniform pants I was wearing that day had a broken front hook thing and they started to fall down as I walked across the front of the class, and I was carrying my books so I couldn't hold them up very well. Neeeeerd.
just disproved your whole post you Irwin R. Sheister
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What the hell are you even talking about at this stage
if you don't know who Irwin R. Sheister is don't want to be your friend
edit apparently I'm spelling it wrong
Schyster
Awwwwwwwkward
You're not helping, Google
Hey this is happening to me right now, except she's not all that bad looking but has a stupid amount of baggage and has some really dumb notions about relationships and love.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
God you truly are terrible
Okay V, I give in, you can be my friend again, Rane has lost it
hey i'm not the one who doesn't know his classic pro wrestlers
it is you who is the monster here
this is a sign that we need t become the bestest of friends
well
comes with the territory of relationships
That was awkward.
I'm not sure you know what any of those words mean
psh i am pretty sure he was terrible before we came along
also don't you guys like hang out in person?
Oh god
Isn't this like some sort of horrible vicious circle? You go "oh noooooooo" when you remember how awkward it was the last time you went "oh noooooooo" aloud in public! And then you go "oh noooooooo" again because you literally just did it again!
huh