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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't get the hate for Nicholas Cage.

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    D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The lack of X-Men 3 in these nominations is surprising.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jinnigan wrote:
    I don't get the hate for Nicholas Cage.
    Have you seen National Treasure?

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jinnigan wrote:
    I don't get the hate for Nicholas Cage.

    Its cause he's not a good actor. Or he just gets cast in the wrong roles. I liked him in Weather Man and apparently (though I havent seen it yet) Lord(s?) of War was really good. But then he does stuff like Wicker Man and he looses all respect for a while.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nick Cage can be a good actor. He was good in Adaptation. I think he either chooses the wrong roles or his agent is really shitty.

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Nick Cage can be a good actor. He was good in Adaptation. I think he either chooses the wrong roles or his agent is really shitty.


    Exactly, he can do good work, its just most of the time he doesnt.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Nick Cage can be a good actor. He was good in Adaptation. I think he either chooses the wrong roles or his agent is really shitty.

    Plus, his love for comics makes him seek out these hero roles that are such a bad fit for him, like how he was supposed to be Superman in the remake or how ridiculous he looks as Ghost Rider.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    He actually walked out of the Superman project in one of its many incarnations because it wasn't true to the mythology.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    He actually walked out of the Superman project in one of its many incarnations because it wasn't true to the mythology.

    Which one? 'Cause there have been, like, ninety incarnations of his recent mythology. Besides, Bryan Singer said that he was continuing the story arc from the first movies on numerous occaisions. On top of that, Brandon Routh was an absolutley perfect choice for the new Superman.

    So, you know, fuck Nicholas Cage.

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    CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I liked matchstick men

    Was he in pushing tin? Yeah. I think he was.

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    SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The fact Superman Returns is mentioned and X-Men 3 isn't, is a travesty.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    He actually walked out of the Superman project in one of its many incarnations because it wasn't true to the mythology.

    Which one? 'Cause there have been, like, ninety incarnations of his recent mythology. Besides, Bryan Singer said that he was continuing the story arc from the first movies on numerous occaisions. On top of that, Brandon Routh was an absolutley perfect choice for the new Superman.

    So, you know, fuck Nicholas Cage.
    Good that Nick Cage is so loyal to the original comic book authors. I can't wait to see him accurately portray Ghost Rider.
    Fuck you Nick Cage. You walked out because YOU'RE not true to the Superman Mythology.


    I too am puzzled that X-3 isn't on there. It was horrible. At least Superman Returns had Kevin Spacey, who is awesome.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    At least Superman Returns had Kevin Spacey, who is awesome.

    That man shits solid gold and they turn it into Academy Awards.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ness445 wrote:
    I enjoyed Superman a great deal, but Kate Bosworth was quite the mediocre actress.

    I hope Wicker Man wins something just for this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    Ahahahahahaha oh my god

    HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED

    Though I think the best one was him pimp slapping the old lady

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Ness445 wrote:
    I enjoyed Superman a great deal, but Kate Bosworth was quite the mediocre actress.

    I hope Wicker Man wins something just for this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    Ahahahahahaha oh my god

    HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED

    Though I think the best one was him pimp slapping the old lady

    I'm a fan of the obviously faked kick.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Ness445 wrote:
    I enjoyed Superman a great deal, but Kate Bosworth was quite the mediocre actress.

    I hope Wicker Man wins something just for this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    Ahahahahahaha oh my god

    HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED

    Though I think the best one was him pimp slapping the old lady

    I don't know, pretending that bees were stinging his eyes...that was pretty good.

    EDIT: He didn't pimp-slap her, he punched her.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh, I guess the bear punch was awesome too

    Was this movie, like, two hours of Nicolas Cage running around and punching women?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Oh, I guess the bear punch was awesome too

    Was this movie, like, two hours of Nicolas Cage running around and punching women?

    Only thing better would be if it were Sean Connery.

    And that's why The Rock pisses me off. Not...uh...not Dwayne Johnson...I have the title right, don't I? The Cage-Connery movie on Alcatraz? Could've been two hours of them teaming up to slap women, but NOOOOOOOOOO.

    Fuckin' Hollywood!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    oh my god bear punch is glorious

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    He actually walked out of the Superman project in one of its many incarnations because it wasn't true to the mythology.

    Which one? 'Cause there have been, like, ninety incarnations of his recent mythology. Besides, Bryan Singer said that he was continuing the story arc from the first movies on numerous occaisions. On top of that, Brandon Routh was an absolutley perfect choice for the new Superman.

    So, you know, fuck Nicholas Cage.
    Apparently the mythology that involves Krypton being taken over by an evil robot army, Superman not being superman, but using wacky gadgets, having his own car, and eventually fighting a giant mechanical spider for no apparent reason.

    Oh dear god, the bear punch.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WHY wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    He actually walked out of the Superman project in one of its many incarnations because it wasn't true to the mythology.

    Which one? 'Cause there have been, like, ninety incarnations of his recent mythology. Besides, Bryan Singer said that he was continuing the story arc from the first movies on numerous occaisions. On top of that, Brandon Routh was an absolutley perfect choice for the new Superman.

    So, you know, fuck Nicholas Cage.
    Apparently the mythology that involves Krypton being taken over by an evil robot army, Superman not being superman, but using wacky gadgets, having his own car, and eventually fighting a giant mechanical spider for no apparent reason.

    Oh dear god, the bear punch.

    Hey, you saw the Kevin Smith thing about the giant spider, right?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WHY wrote:
    Apparently the mythology that involves Krypton being taken over by an evil robot army, Superman not being superman, but using wacky gadgets, having his own car, and eventually fighting a giant mechanical spider for no apparent reason.
    This is why people don't like pretentious shitheads in Hollywood: they make decisions that, for good or ill, get debated endlessly and make everyone miserable. Give me a solid, stable actor like Anthony Hopkins. Not only can he act, he can act and give depth to a completely reprehensible character like Hannibal Lecter. Who is totally bitchin' by the way.

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Has anyone seen trailers for that Hannibal Lecter movie? I'm not quite sure what to think about it.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    WHY wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    He actually walked out of the Superman project in one of its many incarnations because it wasn't true to the mythology.

    Which one? 'Cause there have been, like, ninety incarnations of his recent mythology. Besides, Bryan Singer said that he was continuing the story arc from the first movies on numerous occaisions. On top of that, Brandon Routh was an absolutley perfect choice for the new Superman.

    So, you know, fuck Nicholas Cage.
    Apparently the mythology that involves Krypton being taken over by an evil robot army, Superman not being superman, but using wacky gadgets, having his own car, and eventually fighting a giant mechanical spider for no apparent reason.

    Oh dear god, the bear punch.

    Hey, you saw the Kevin Smith thing about the giant spider, right?
    Actually, I was linked this ridiculously long rant on some movie messageboard. It pretty much went through the entire hilariously horrible story of what they were trying to do with Superman, up to about when Bret Ratner was still directing.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    CangoFett wrote:
    Man, people only hate Lady in the water for 2 reasons

    The movie critic dig
    and M Night [spoiler:49fceaed8b]playing a character in his own movie who writes a book that changes the world[/spoiler:49fceaed8b]

    The second was a bit dumb of him, but it was a good, entertaining movie that kept you guessing.

    Actually there were at least 3 other reasons:
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    It was absolutely terrible
    It made even Paul Giamatti look bad
    It was completely terrible
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    Also, X-3 was way worse than Superman Returns.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Also, X-3 was way worse than Superman Returns.
    I'll admit that the nostalgia really influenced how much I liked Superman Returns, but my gut was telling me that X-3 was going to hurt. And I was right. The only redeeming factor about X-3 was seeing Jean Grey get it on with Wolverine. Kinda like seeing Kate Beckinsale naked in Underworld: Evolution.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The only part of X-3 I remember at all fondly is the flashback scene with Magneto in that awesome suit.

    Most of the rest was retarded.

    I found Superman to be slightly bland but enjoyable.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Also, X-3 was way worse than Superman Returns.
    I'll admit that the nostalgia really influenced how much I liked Superman Returns, but my gut was telling me that X-3 was going to hurt. And I was right. The only redeeming factor about X-3 was seeing Jean Grey get it on with Wolverine. Kinda like seeing Kate Beckinsale naked in Underworld: Evolution.

    She was naked in Underworld: Evolution? All I saw was blackness.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    J3p wrote:
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Also, X-3 was way worse than Superman Returns.
    I'll admit that the nostalgia really influenced how much I liked Superman Returns, but my gut was telling me that X-3 was going to hurt. And I was right. The only redeeming factor about X-3 was seeing Jean Grey get it on with Wolverine. Kinda like seeing Kate Beckinsale naked in Underworld: Evolution.

    She was naked in Underworld: Evolution? All I saw was blackness.

    There weren't any tit or ass shots, but it was worth at least one rewind during the sex scene. I do so love me some Kate Beckinsale.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I liked Pink Panther. :|

    It was silly but funny.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A lot of The Pink Panther was better than it deserved to be, but they fucked it up in some crucial areas.
    It's not really Razzie-worthy except in the "needless remake" category.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    nicholas cage named his kid kal-el

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    Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    "Alright now remember, no more than 1 second per angle."

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
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    this bad boy needs to be on a new page

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
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    this bad boy needs to be on a new page

    That is so awesome

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bear is driving!



    His fist into your face. Bitch

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WHOA
    Kristin Chenoweth / DECK THE HALLS, PINK PANTHER & RV

    Kristin Chenoweth, who played Galinda in Wicked?

    I didn't know she did movies.

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    CoreCore Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    God you guys I actually had to sit through that movie Wicker Man. My girlfriend loves Nicholas Cage. It was the possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. At the end when he is getting put inside the big wicker man thing they pan off screen as they start breaking his legs and he actually describes everything that's happening. "Ahh you've got a hammer! Nooo! You're breaking my leg! Ahh now you're breaking my other leg!" He dies at the end and I'm not putting any spoilers on that cause I can only hope it saves someone else from watching it.

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