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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Core wrote:
    God you guys I actually had to sit through that movie Wicker Man. My girlfriend loves Nicholas Cage. It was the possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. [spoiler:4bc3c8fc6b]At the end when he is getting put inside the big wicker man thing they pan off screen as they start breaking his legs and he actually describes everything that's happening. "Ahh you've got a hammer! Nooo! You're breaking my leg! Ahh now you're breaking my other leg!" He dies at the end and I'm not putting any spoilers on that cause I can only hope it saves someone else from watching it.[/spoiler:4bc3c8fc6b]

    I spoilered it just in case, but HOLY SHIT I saw it too and every time I tell someone about how bad it was, THAT is the part I tell them about. So bad.

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Core wrote:
    God you guys I actually had to sit through that movie Wicker Man. My girlfriend loves Nicholas Cage. It was the possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. [spoiler:b567846ecd]At the end when he is getting put inside the big wicker man thing they pan off screen as they start breaking his legs and he actually describes everything that's happening. "Ahh you've got a hammer! Nooo! You're breaking my leg! Ahh now you're breaking my other leg!" He dies at the end and I'm not putting any spoilers on that cause I can only hope it saves someone else from watching it.[/spoiler:b567846ecd]

    I spoilered it just in case, but HOLY SHIT I saw it too and every time I tell someone about how bad it was, THAT is the part I tell them about. So bad.

    Is it out on video yet? cause this seems like something I would like to rent and laugh at with friends.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Ness445 wrote:
    I enjoyed Superman a great deal, but Kate Bosworth was quite the mediocre actress.

    I hope Wicker Man wins something just for this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    Ahahahahahaha oh my god

    HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED

    Though I think the best one was him pimp slapping the old lady

    When he was walking towards the lady, I thought, "I hope he just punches this lady."

    and then he did and I laughed so fucking hard

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    Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AHAHAHAHHAA

    NOT THE BEES

    NO

    NOT THE BEES

    AHHHH ONE IS STINGING MY EYE

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    strabostrabo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lady in the Water is absolutely friggin' terrible. The whole movie is a giant paean to Shyamalan's ego. First the trashing of the movie critic....the guy is a bitter, angry, old man with no life. Yeah, all critics are like that, because, apparently, if you actually criticize movies, you're bound to end up a bitter, angry, old man. Shyamalan makes up characters mid-way through the movie that are used in one or two scenes, just so he can string out the mystery a little longer. Ugh, god, it's so fucking bad.

    Oh, and here's my favorite part. In the beginning of the movie, we're shown this stick-figure drawing illustrating the base of Shyamalan's invented mythology used in the film. In the end credits, while they're still doing the individual cards for the most prominent people involved in the production of the film, they use some of the stick-figure objects from the beginning of the movie as additional crap on the screen. The last card before the crawl begins is Shyamalan's credit. Here's some screencaps I stitched together for the end of the film.



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    Is that what I think it is?

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    RonjonRonjon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Snakes on a Plane didn't get a single nomination, hurray!

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ronjon wrote:
    Snakes on a Plane didn't get a single nomination, hurray!
    That's because Snakes on a Plane was fucking awesome, and not just because of the internet hype.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I sort of enjoyed Lady in the Water :(

    And Nicholas Cage is probably my least favorite actor. Ever. He plays the same character in every movie..

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    Sticky MouseSticky Mouse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lady in the Water was great.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lady in the Water was great.

    Passing a kidney stone is great, too

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    Sticky MouseSticky Mouse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Lady in the Water was great.

    Passing a kidney stone is great, too
    Not as great as Lady in the Water

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The larger the kidney stone, the easier it is to relate it to Lady in the Water.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lady in the Water was great.

    funniest post of the year

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    Sticky MouseSticky Mouse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Lady in the Water was great.

    funniest post of the year
    YOU ARE JUST A BITTER MOVIE CRITIC

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    albionalbion Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lardalish wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Core wrote:
    God you guys I actually had to sit through that movie Wicker Man. My girlfriend loves Nicholas Cage. It was the possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. [spoiler:fa9a85febb]At the end when he is getting put inside the big wicker man thing they pan off screen as they start breaking his legs and he actually describes everything that's happening. "Ahh you've got a hammer! Nooo! You're breaking my leg! Ahh now you're breaking my other leg!" He dies at the end and I'm not putting any spoilers on that cause I can only hope it saves someone else from watching it.[/spoiler:fa9a85febb]

    I spoilered it just in case, but HOLY SHIT I saw it too and every time I tell someone about how bad it was, THAT is the part I tell them about. So bad.

    Is it out on video yet? cause this seems like something I would like to rent and laugh at with friends.
    Is the movie really that shitty that it isn't even redeemable to laugh at with friends at night? Because that video was really awesome, or is watching that video a better idea saving the 4 dollars to rent...

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    CangoFett wrote:
    Man, people only hate Lady in the water for 2 reasons

    The movie critic dig
    and M Night [spoiler:c1c2df9a33]playing a character in his own movie who writes a book that changes the world[/spoiler:c1c2df9a33]

    The second was a bit dumb of him, but it was a good, entertaining movie that kept you guessing.
    ahahahaha

    hahahaaaa

    Are you serious

    You honestly didn't see where the movie was going

    I guess I can't blame you too much, seeing as how most of the plot was almost literally pulled out of Shyamalan's ass as the film went on

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What's with the bees and the leg breaking?

    I mean, they're setting fire to the guy 5 seconds later, it seems a tad needless.

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Its to make the seen more powerful.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HAVE TO OWN WICKER MAN

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    revolve wrote:
    Larry the Cable Guy is the worst anything, ever.

    Tell me you didn't actually see this.

    TELL ME!


    because if you saw this, then that means you are either: a middle school boy or the dumbest fucking person in the world.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    YES ASHCROFT YES

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Apparently the bees thing is an alternate DVD ending.

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    Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    THE BEES!

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ashcroft wrote:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    THE BEEEES...THE BEEEES THEY"RE IN MY EYYYYYYYYESSS!

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    NO NOT THE BEES


    THEY'RE IN MY EYES THE BEES ARE IN MY EYES

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Couple of Bees

    up to no good

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    NO NOT THE BEES


    THEY'RE IN MY EYES THE BEES ARE IN MY EYES

    This is my new reaction to the next furries/ sloppy cosplay thread.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    started makin' trouble in MY EYESSSSSSSSS

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    NOOOT THE BEEEEEEEESSSS

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    TAKE OFF THE MASKS

    TAKE OFF THE MASKS

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    we need a "NOT THE BEES" animated gif

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ...take your stupid mask.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My new hypothesis is that every physical action can be made funnier if it's done by someone wearing a bear suit.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wait

    so did anyone actually see that movie because holy shit it looks terrible

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm going to go buy it, just like I bought House of the Dead.

    That is some classy shit.

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    revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    revolve wrote:
    Larry the Cable Guy is the worst anything, ever.

    Tell me you didn't actually see this.

    TELL ME!


    because if you saw this, then that means you are either: a middle school boy or the dumbest fucking person in the world.

    what? christ no. My experience with larry the cable guy is having to hear that stupid "get er done" thing over and over again from the fucking hillbilly wastes of redundant protoplasm at my last job

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    ThundercallThundercall Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I found a clip with more scenes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmLkH322Ro

    Oh my god, 40 seconds in. Best dive ever.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2007
    I am shocked that the Marine didn't get nominated for any of these

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