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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    I need to get off my ass and go grocery shopping.

    But it's so comfy just sitting on my ass!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    i kinda thought that the horrible diseases one might contract from unpasteurized milk were largely a product of the unfortunate living conditions of dairy cows.

    to some extent this is true

    like, cows get fed grain because it's cheap even though they can't digest it. it makes them sick and prone to infections, so then they need to pump them full of antibiotics.

    so a pastured cow is less likely to have an infection it's true!

    then again, udders are right next to the pooper so it's not like fecal contamination - probably the biggest source of problem - is only a problem at factory farms.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Is the Medal of Honor beta online only?

    Res on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just don't have a suit and I don't want to get one. I'm already spending enough money on this damn trip. Daddy needs his alcohol funds.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Gay thread is terrible thread.

    Yeah, that's usually how that goes.

    People make me sad.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Choco is making me hot dogs and kraft dinner <3<3<3
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    that is my dinner

    we are the same

    Except yours isn't being made by a loving boyfriend

    I WIN

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Is the Medal of Honor beta online only?

    Yeah. And it's pretty awful.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Why should we act like yuppie Easterners? We are the hippie coast and we should be proud of it!

    You guys are breaking my finely dressed heart.

    You can dress nice. But guessing from last years pictures of PAX prime, it just means you outclass. Which you will anyways.

    Hipster is a prestige class

    your pedantics skill isn't high enough

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Choco is making me hot dogs and kraft dinner <3<3<3
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    :?:

    that is my dinner

    we are the same

    Except yours isn't being made by a loving boyfriend

    I WIN

    FALSE

    i am a loving boyfriend

    i think

    :(

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »

    also fuck excel

    What's wrong?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Gay thread is terrible thread.

    Yeah, that's usually how that goes.

    People make me sad.

    If you expect people to be anything less than disappointing, it makes the road very long.

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    Gay thread is terrible thread.

    Are they still complaining that gay rights activists are distracting the country from the economy?

    No, they've moved onto how gay people are terrible and you can totally tell from those degenerate pride parades.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Part of it, is I loathe to check baggage. To bring my suit I have to check a bag. Even though I get two bags free(flying southwest) getting checked baggage at DIA can take like an hour. Its horrible so I usually just do carry-on for anything two weeks or less.

    I am riding on a train. No idea how the baggage is gonna work.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh my god I just read the last page of the gay marriage thread and WOW

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Gay thread is terrible thread.

    Are they still complaining that gay rights activists are distracting the country from the economy?

    No, they've moved onto how gay people are terrible and you can totally tell from those degenerate pride parades.

    Oh man. :( I love those pride parades.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »

    also fuck excel

    What's wrong?

    lots?

    my graph problem is complicated

    Arch on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Choco is making me hot dogs and kraft dinner <3<3<3
    p_franklink_frank.jpg


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    40113cl.gif

    :?:

    that is my dinner

    we are the same

    Except yours isn't being made by a loving boyfriend

    I WIN

    FALSE

    i am a loving boyfriend

    i think

    :(

    your dinner isn't laced with arsenic and roofies

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just don't have a suit and I don't want to get one. I'm already spending enough money on this damn trip. Daddy needs his alcohol funds.

    Hahahaha.

    I am having a great mental picture of me, totally suited up, and you, in a stained wifebeater, both drunk off our asses, stumbling through the streets of Seattle.

    It is one of the best mental pictures.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Choco is making me hot dogs and kraft dinner <3<3<3

    You in 10 years.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't know where I belong. I am classy and elitist like an east-coaster but depraved and sex-starved like a west coaster.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Cass, did you see today's comic yet?

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »

    also fuck excel

    What's wrong?

    lots?

    my graph problem is complicated

    Ah...

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    KITTY!

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    wait

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I just don't have a suit and I don't want to get one. I'm already spending enough money on this damn trip. Daddy needs his alcohol funds.

    Hahahaha.

    I am having a great mental picture of me, totally suited up, and you, in a stained wifebeater, both drunk off our asses, stumbling through the streets of Seattle.

    It is one of the best mental pictures.

    I can't wait for PAX.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cass, did you see today's comic yet?

    I have 'Worgasm' and 'Volksworgen' reserved 8-)

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Have you seen Justice League Unlimited? Those guys figured out how to do this a long time ago, to the point that they largely ended up surpassing the comics.

    i haven't seen it.

    i guess it strikes me as hard to really frame a legitimate threat as well as have real human concerns in a mythic-level sort of scenario.

    It's absolutely possible if the writers have their heads screwed on straight. Basically I think a lot of the reason people watch/read superheroes is the reason they used to go to the opera or whatever: to experience big, larger-than-life emotions and conflict played out on the largest possible stage. Doing it right is just a matter of connecting the exterior action to the interior emotions, the same as anything else.

    Look at something like the original Matrix. People loved the outscale conflicts in that but also managed to connect to some degree with the characters. And that's not even a classic of writing or anything - but it's telling that the sequels, which had even more action but way less effective characterization, were more indifferently received.
    watchmen had a pretty insightful take on it i thought.

    Watchmen's critique of comics was actually for me the worst thing about it. Aside from the really obvious fundamental critiques of the genre that everyone knows about (it's not realistic, why wear costumes, wouldn't you get shot?, etc.) - stuff that anyone who reads that material has long since already reconciled with and moved on past - I think it really missed the boat in terms of understanding readers' motivations for coming to those sorts of stories.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    isn't thom's issue with his father in-law a class thing?

    Part of it is. I'm lower middle class. Leigh's family is upper class and there is a conflict there.
    Wait, when did you get a chance to demonstrate this? Is taking your daughter's boyfriend shooting a thing down there?

    You didn't get to hear this story? So a while back, Leigh's dad came to Houston for business. And he wanted to meet me. So this was arranged. And he's pretty old school, and I think he was assuming I was Leigh's age rather then my real age. This lead to him trying to do the whole "intimidate the hell out of the boyfriend" thing. He did this by arranging to meet me at a local gun range where he rented a Desert Eagle chambered for .50AE. Now this gun has a reputation, and it's reputation is that it's owners are morons and Counterstrike players. So we did some shooting. Now I'm a target shooter. It's how I relax, is making sure I put every shot where I want it to be. He wanted to scare me with the big loud gun. Which didn't work so well when most of his shots weren't hitting the target and I had a nice grouping.
    Nothing impresses a dad who shoots like knowing how to shoot. We went target shooting for my "bachelor party". My wife's dad came along. I put 3 of 8 from a .45 into the bullseye and the remaining 5 into the first ring. We pulled the target back, he pulls it off the cardboard, looks at it, turns to me and goes "If Nickie ever gives you lip, just show her this."

    And few things impress me less then someone then someone who swaggers but can't.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Seriously, Silas, seriously.

    Okay, ME time, later guys.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    We're not like... going to have dinner and drinks anywhere nice are we? I'm not really big on wearing something nicer than a hooded sweatshirt and a pair of jeans.
    At PAX East we were classy dudes for a night. Jackets and ties.

    It was good stuff. I'm really glad we ran a dress code.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »

    also fuck excel

    What's wrong?

    lots?

    my graph problem is complicated

    Ah...

    basically i want the x-axis to be a non-integer scalar (my four semi-arbitrary classifiers), the y axis to be the numerical data point, and have each data point in the scatter plot labeled with the animal number

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cass, did you see today's comic yet?

    I have 'Worgasm' and 'Volksworgen' reserved 8-)

    you are the worst human being in exisence

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey!

    I had Long John Silvers today.

    ARRRRRRRRR!!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    We're not like... going to have dinner and drinks anywhere nice are we? I'm not really big on wearing something nicer than a hooded sweatshirt and a pair of jeans.
    At PAX East we were classy dudes for a night. Jackets and ties.

    If this happens at Prime I'll probably just go to my hotel room and get stinking drunk there. And while everyone else is partying it up, I'll say nasty things I don't really mean about them in [chat].
    Justin wore khakis and a polo shirt and was accepted into the herd.

    grudgingly

    i just knew that if he wore anything nicer he would have gotten shanked getting onto the train in brockton

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dress code for PAX Prime meetup: urban attire. Casual, not sloppy. Tasteful accessories, not spray-paint gold jewlery.

    C'mon, guys, let's do this shit proper.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    We're not like... going to have dinner and drinks anywhere nice are we? I'm not really big on wearing something nicer than a hooded sweatshirt and a pair of jeans.

    They did a fancy dinner at PAX East Silas.

    Are you going to let those east coast fuck-wads outclass us?!

    Why should we act like yuppie Easterners? We are the hippie coast and we should be proud of it!

    CIVIL WAR i'm with mazzyx

    your dress code should be smelly unkempt neckbeards

    you know

    to assert your west-coast identities

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't know where I belong. I am classy and elitist like an east-coaster but depraved and sex-starved like a west coaster.

    I think you're right where you belong



    I mean in chat

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    HEY

    I shaved this weekend :(

    I think I look pretty good actually.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Cass, did you see today's comic yet?

    I have 'Worgasm' and 'Volksworgen' reserved 8-)

    you are the worst human being in exisence

    worse than the someone, somewhere who will have a worgen named "Gutenworgen"?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Cass, did you see today's comic yet?

    I have 'Worgasm' and 'Volksworgen' reserved 8-)

    you are the worst human being in exisence

    I was just asking cuz me and her were discussing this last week.

    I had Volksworgen reserved but I got rid of it.

    Now I have Worgimusprme. 8-)


    And Matt, THOSE ARE THE BEST CLOTHES THAT I OWN! WHAT THE FUCK! And I warned you fuckers before I wasn't bring a suit! Don't put this on me!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't know where I belong. I am classy and elitist like an east-coaster but depraved and sex-starved like a west coaster.

    It means you belong in Kansas.


    Sorry.

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