Camwhores: Driver's License Edition

Fallout

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

/pizza

i was thinking that too

whatever happened to that thing

did they ever go through with it or what

internet food is the next great step towards a 100% obesity rate in our great country

Monkeybomb

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

/pizza

a popup of the Domino's website in the middle of a Nagafen run kind of ruins immersion

Straightzi

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

That isn't Jordyn..

I assume you mean the chick Rank posted?

Because the ID I posted is definitely me.

t monkey, weird but delicious. Weird but delicious.

No I mean the ID. It looks nothing like you, or at least nothing like the image I have of you in my head. I have a pretty good guess to who the chick Rank posted is.

Whippy

rank if you let know the correct information I will order you a pizza off the internets

mrpaku

jordyn looks pretty good in that picture

i only take shit id pictures, and pictures in general

Sticky Mouse

My driver's license picture looks pretty good actually.

Quadrophenia

Rankenphile wrote:

if you mean for serious I will tell you for reals

but I don't want to tell nobody where I work just for fun

because I would probably get fired

Man, looks like Captain Secret is in the CIA, huh?

Straightzi

Sticky Mouse wrote:

My driver's license picture looks pretty good actually.

Then fucking post it. God, is everyone retarded today?

Redeemer

Enough talk

Post them

Sticky Mouse

Quetzi wrote:

Sticky Mouse wrote:

My driver's license picture looks pretty good actually.

Then fucking post it. God, is everyone retarded today?

because I'm not a giant gay faggot who takes pictures of his driver's license

giant gay faggot

Straightzi

Redeemer wrote:

Enough talk

Post them

(you too)

Monkeybomb

Rank, I'm the only one who's supposed to get in trouble for talking about where he works.

Straightzi

Sticky Mouse wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

Sticky Mouse wrote:

My driver's license picture looks pretty good actually.

Then fucking post it. God, is everyone retarded today?

because I'm not a giant gay faggot who takes pictures of his driver's license

giant gay faggot

Then scan it or something I don't care. Or you could take a picture of you holding it up to your face, so we have comparison, whatever it takes to get you off.

Jordyn

Quetzi wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

That isn't Jordyn..

I assume you mean the chick Rank posted?

Because the ID I posted is definitely me.

No I mean the ID. It looks nothing like you, or at least nothing like the image I have of you in my head. I have a pretty good guess to who the chick Rank posted is.

Uh.

It's what I looked like 5 years ago.

Rankenphile

Monkeybomb wrote:

Rank, I'm the only one who's supposed to get in trouble for talking about where he works.

I talk enough shit about my job here that I'd probably get fired anyway

but I'm not willing to press my luck

ascot

We ordered pizza when we were on holiday using my credit card, a couple of weeks after we got home i got a call form the bank's fraud department saying they suspected someone had used my credit card details to order "goods" through the internet and they refunded the money for me

Sticky Mouse

Quetzi wrote:

Sticky Mouse wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

Sticky Mouse wrote:

My driver's license picture looks pretty good actually.

Then fucking post it. God, is everyone retarded today?

because I'm not a giant gay faggot who takes pictures of his driver's license

giant gay faggot

Then scan it or something I don't care. Or you could take a picture of you holding it up to your face, so we have comparison, whatever it takes to get you off.

I forgot who I was for a minute

PiptheFair

ascot wrote:

We ordered pizza when we were on holiday using my credit card, a couple of weeks after we got home i got a call form the bank's fraud department saying they suspected someone had used my credit card details to order "goods" through the internet and they refunded the money for me

uh hey great job defrauding a credit card company and admitting it over the internet

Callius

Jordyn, I think you should send me more photos of you being naked.

Also some of Framling being naked.

Possibly a collage formulated using pictures of you two naked.

Make the collage look like a butt.

Straightzi

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

That isn't Jordyn..

I assume you mean the chick Rank posted?

Because the ID I posted is definitely me.

No I mean the ID. It looks nothing like you, or at least nothing like the image I have of you in my head. I have a pretty good guess to who the chick Rank posted is.

Uh.

It's what I looked like 5 years ago.

No you're lying.

Monkeybomb

Rankenphile wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Rank, I'm the only one who's supposed to get in trouble for talking about where he works.

I talk enough shit about my job here that I'd probably get fired anyway

but I'm not willing to press my luck

You work for the Game Show Network!

ascot

PipTheFair wrote:

ascot wrote:

We ordered pizza when we were on holiday using my credit card, a couple of weeks after we got home i got a call form the bank's fraud department saying they suspected someone had used my credit card details to order "goods" through the internet and they refunded the money for me

uh hey great job defrauding a credit card company and admitting it over the internet

Well actually once they saw all the other transactions go through as being in the same area, they took the money away again. But that doesn't make as interesting a story does it :?

PiptheFair

ascot wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

ascot wrote:

We ordered pizza when we were on holiday using my credit card, a couple of weeks after we got home i got a call form the bank's fraud department saying they suspected someone had used my credit card details to order "goods" through the internet and they refunded the money for me

uh hey great job defrauding a credit card company and admitting it over the internet

Well actually once they saw all the other transactions go through as being in the same area, they took the money away again. But that doesn't make as interesting a story does it :?

oh ok that's slightly better

Rankenphile

Monkeybomb wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Rank, I'm the only one who's supposed to get in trouble for talking about where he works.

I talk enough shit about my job here that I'd probably get fired anyway

but I'm not willing to press my luck

You work for the Game Show Network!

Let's make a deal.

a Love connection.

A chain reaction to beat the clock.

Deal or no deal?

Whippy

beat the clock was a fantastic game show

ascot

PipTheFair wrote:

ascot wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

ascot wrote:

We ordered pizza when we were on holiday using my credit card, a couple of weeks after we got home i got a call form the bank's fraud department saying they suspected someone had used my credit card details to order "goods" through the internet and they refunded the money for me

uh hey great job defrauding a credit card company and admitting it over the internet

Well actually once they saw all the other transactions go through as being in the same area, they took the money away again. But that doesn't make as interesting a story does it :?

oh ok that's slightly better

not for my credit card bill it wasn't.

ps: stop typing so near to the quote, you are aggravating my ocd

mrpaku

whammy no whammy stop

Rankenphile

I always liked Card Sharks.

mrpaku

people writing right under the line bother me too, ascot

but pip is good people so i usually keep it to myself

Callius

hehe, butt collage...

Fallout

did someone say butt college

i'm there

ascot

mrpaku wrote:

people writing right under the line bother me too, ascot

but pip is good people so i usually keep it to myself

he sure is, but if any of you fucks start typing disorderly I won't be able to contain myself.

Darth Waiter

ascot wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

people writing right under the line bother me too, ascot

but pip is good people so i usually keep it to myself

he sure is, but if any of you fucks start typing disorderly I won't be able to contain myself.

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Jordyn

Quetzi wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

That isn't Jordyn..

I assume you mean the chick Rank posted?

Because the ID I posted is definitely me.

No I mean the ID. It looks nothing like you, or at least nothing like the image I have of you in my head. I have a pretty good guess to who the chick Rank posted is.

Uh.

It's what I looked like 5 years ago.

No you're lying.

How does that not look like me? I have shorter hair and I'm not wearing glasses? That's what I look like with short hair and no glasses.

Straightzi

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi wrote:

That isn't Jordyn..

I assume you mean the chick Rank posted?

Because the ID I posted is definitely me.

No I mean the ID. It looks nothing like you, or at least nothing like the image I have of you in my head. I have a pretty good guess to who the chick Rank posted is.

Uh.

It's what I looked like 5 years ago.

No you're lying.

How does that not look like me? I have shorter hair and I'm not wearing glasses? That's what I look like with short hair and no glasses.

Maybe I just have a different mental image of you than what you actually look like, because seriously that looks nothing like what I think of when I hear Jordyn.

Jordyn

Quetzi, why on earth would I post a fake picture?

ascot

Darth Waiter wrote:

ascot wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

people writing right under the line bother me too, ascot

but pip is good people so i usually keep it to myself

he sure is, but if any of you fucks start typing disorderly I won't be able to contain myself.

disorderly

damn you, no amount of h-scroll power can save me from an odd number!

naporeon

So, I live here in Washington. When I last had to renew my license, I head down to the DoL...on my birthday, obviously, because I am a slacker. So I wait for about 35 minutes, and I tell the fella that I need. He takes my old license, and then tells me that due to new state policies, he needs to see my SSID as well, since they are apparently cross-verifying. No problem, I think, and I hand it to him. He walks away for a minute, and when he comes back, he gives me the fucking evil eye. What the fuck, I'm thinking.

He asks me if my SSID is legitimate. Completely baffled, I have trouble answering in the affirmative, but I eventually manage. So then, the guy reaches under the counter, and grabs--I shit you not--a fucking jeweler's loupe. He then proceeds to stare at my goddamned Social Security card for about five minutes, at the end of which he walks back over, saying "I'm sorry, there's a problem with your Social Security number." I ask if the database says it should be another number. "I can't tell you that. You have to rectify this with the Social Security Administration." He then prints out a sheet informing me of my rights and responsibilities, and telling me that they will not renew my license until the hangup is corrected. I notice with a small chuckle that it has the expected SS# RIGHT THERE ON THE GODDAMNED SHEET. It also matches my card, so I'll be fucked if I can figure out what the problem is.

So I go to the SSA. It's just closed for lunch for one hour. FUCKING OUTSTANDING. I come back as soon as it reopens, I get a number, and wait. I wait for almost 50 minutes. The line has not appreciably moved. Shit. I go for a walk, and come back. Still nothing. I end up waiting for over three fucking hours before it's finally my turn.

I get up to the window, tell the lady my problem, and she punchs some shit in her computer. Then she starts laughing. It turns out that the hangup, the whole reason for this goddamned fiasco was that for some reason known only to God, the Social Security folks thought I was a woman. Seriously. I mean, my first name is Eric, and my middle initial is A, but for fuck's sake, I'm clearly not an Erica.

Long story made short, I burned something like five hours of my birthday because between the SSA and the Washington DoL, no one could figure out that I was a man. Jesus.

ham hammer

holy shit nap

that sucks, but it's pretty funny

Druhim

Jordyn wrote:

Quetzi, why on earth would I post a fake picture?

You're a big phony!