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Camwhores: Driver's License Edition

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    You damn kids have taken over my forum. I'm gonna piss in the Mt. Dew. Let's see how you young uns like them apples!

    Ahahaha, I don't drink Mt. Dew!

    But Jordyn does, and if she find out what you did, she will tear you to shreds and eat you...on a giant 24 inch pizza.
    It would likely be a delicious albeit hairy pizza.

    That really creeped me out for some reason

    Redeemer on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Khoo so far has always managed to leave just before I show up. :lol:

    Druhim on
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  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    You damn kids have taken over my forum. I'm gonna piss in the Mt. Dew. Let's see how you young uns like them apples!

    Ahahaha, I don't drink Mt. Dew!

    But Jordyn does, and if she find out what you did, she will tear you to shreds and eat you...on a giant 24 inch pizza.
    It would likely be a delicious albeit hairy pizza.

    D:


    ...would it taste like otter? Because then I might partake.

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys me and PolaGo will be in Seattle sometime in March for the MSDN conference. He'll be gone most of the day doing important conference things...who wants to do other things with me?

    Trillian on

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Goddamn Doc is a fucking bald GIANT.

    Also I talked to Khoo. He's neat. I told him about not being able to shower for three weeks, but not in those words.

    Abracadaniel on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Shit, how the fuck would I know what otter tastes like? What kind of horrible otter eater are you Indigo?!

    Druhim on
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  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Shit, how the fuck would I know what otter tastes like? What kind of horrible otter eater are you Indigo?!

    ...a cute one?

    Doc is freakin huuuuge--in the tall way. HUUUGE! But very nice. I didn't meet a person there I didn't like. Khoo was pretty awesome. We got to talk about the wii remote, and then about Arrested Development. Good times, good times.

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I didn't talk to Khoo there. But I did meet him at the pre-PAX SE++ dinner. I don't know why, but I felt a little starstruck around him.

    Which is silly, since I'm a full-grown adult, and I didn't feel that way the few times that I met Gabe and Tycho.

    naporeon on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I didn't talk to Khoo there. But I did meet him at the pre-PAX SE++ dinner. I don't know why, but I felt a little starstruck around him.

    Which is silly, since I'm a full-grown adult, and I didn't feel that way the few times that I met Gabe and Tycho.

    I was just chillin against the fridge.

    Then his phone rang.

    The ringtone was the MGS Incoming Transmission tone.

    It was pretty rad.

    I always feel weird talking to forum people for the first time, cause it's like "Do I introduce myself as Smart Hero or Dan or SH or what cause some people are like 'Man thats stupid to go by your forum handle'"

    FloPAX i was pretty shy for the most part, till we got stranded in the rain with nothing to do. I ran out into the rain to track down a pack of playing cards.

    Abracadaniel on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, I have the same problem with the handle. Whippy and Arithena were the first forumers I met, and I think in the small amount of time I spent around them, I kept it to a general "you." Calling someone by an internet handle seems a little...uhhhh...weird.

    On the other hand, I'm sure I'm not the only one with a handle that is also a real-life nickname.

    naporeon on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've been thinking of getting my name changed for a while but I don't know what to, since I don't really have any nicknames beyond my last name. And I don't want that being all over the forums. Maybe just shorten it to SH...

    Abracadaniel on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    On the other hand, I'm sure I'm not the only one with a handle that is also a real-life nickname.
    Just you, this guy and this guy.

    redhead on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Damn. I knew I should've thought mine out. :|

    Meissnerd on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    For the two years I lived in the dorms at college I never heard my real name. The first day my freshman year there was a dorm meeting and we had to introduce ourselves, and so I introduce myself as Jeff, because my real name is Jeffrey but I've always gone by just Jeff. Well immediately someone I went to high school with (there were 3 other people from my graduating class who ended up at the same college as I, totaling 2 boys 2 girls) screams out my nickname from across the room and from then on that's all anyone called me.

    It got to the point where someone could yell after me "JEFF..... JEFF" and I wouldn't even notice. I had friends I'd known for over a year and they wouldn't know my actual first name.

    I don't know whether I liked it or disliked the whole thing. I never gave it much thought. In retrospect it was quite easy to adapt to a new name after 18 years.

    edit: btw my nickname isn't rockmonkey. Just thought I'd clear that up.

    rockmonkey on
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    Quetzi wrote:
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    Allah Akbar!

    Shave goddammit.
    ahahahaha now I will find you.
    Try. I'm waiting. I will end you.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Yeah, I have the same problem with the handle. Whippy and Arithena were the first forumers I met, and I think in the small amount of time I spent around them, I kept it to a general "you." Calling someone by an internet handle seems a little...uhhhh...weird.

    On the other hand, I'm sure I'm not the only one with a handle that is also a real-life nickname.

    i'm mully irl.

    mully on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Yeah, I have the same problem with the handle. Whippy and Arithena were the first forumers I met, and I think in the small amount of time I spent around them, I kept it to a general "you." Calling someone by an internet handle seems a little...uhhhh...weird.

    On the other hand, I'm sure I'm not the only one with a handle that is also a real-life nickname.

    i'm mully irl.
    Yeah, I woulda bet on that.

    naporeon on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm referred to as "Bucky" in real life by everyone but my family.

    rockmonkey on
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  • Sticky MouseSticky Mouse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    ITT Draco_Auric shows us that he bears a frightening resemblance to John Mark Karr.

    I've also been told that I resemble Daniel Johns (admittedly by drunken aussies). If I average the two out I can continue to feel comfortable about myself.
    You are no Daniel Johns

    Sticky Mouse on
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    People usually call me by my forum handle when I meet internet people

    Favlaud on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    People usually call me by my forum handle when I meet internet people

    But you asked me to <3

    Janson on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.

    Pony on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I intend to take driving lessons soon.

    In the meantime they are expensive and I don't really need to drive.

    Janson on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.
    This is always better when you are stone-cold sober.

    Tell me, were you?

    naporeon on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't meet people from the internet, but this is the nickname my friends use for me. See my last name is Rooney. The Sir was added a few years after the nickname took hold. It was kind of weird when my best friends started calling me sir, but I'm ok with it.

    I don't expect people that don't know me well to add the sir though, that'd be rude.

    No Great Name on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.
    This is always better when you are stone-cold sober.

    Tell me, were you?

    not entirely!

    she was, though.

    Pony on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Janson wrote:
    I intend to take driving lessons soon.

    In the meantime they are expensive and I don't really need to drive.

    Driving is wonderful, and you don't realise the freedom you didn't have until you have your licence.

    Silmaril on
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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.
    This is always better when you are stone-cold sober.

    Tell me, were you?

    not entirely!

    she was, though.
    That = rape.

    No Great Name on
    PSN: NoGreatName Steam:SirToons Twitch: SirToons
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    I intend to take driving lessons soon.

    In the meantime they are expensive and I don't really need to drive.

    Driving is wonderful, and you don't realise the freedom you didn't have until you have your licence.

    I'd love to be able to drive to my parents', or go out for walks at the weekend in the Peaks. I already feel like I'm missing out on a lot.

    But running and maintaining a car is out of my budget.

    Janson on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I once had one of my internet handles scrawled across my head in permanent marker

    hard to explain when you turn up at home after the weekend

    bsjezz on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SirToons wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.
    This is always better when you are stone-cold sober.

    Tell me, were you?

    not entirely!

    she was, though.
    That = rape.

    wait does that make her the rapist

    if so okay

    Pony on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.
    This is always better when you are stone-cold sober.

    Tell me, were you?

    not entirely!

    she was, though.
    Still funny.

    But the awkwardness is ^3 when you are both sober. Then there's just no excuse for it.

    naporeon on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.
    This is always better when you are stone-cold sober.

    Tell me, were you?

    not entirely!

    she was, though.
    Still funny.

    But the awkwardness is ^3 when you are both sober. Then there's just no excuse for it.

    it's happened to me and i didn't even bother to ask

    sometimes it doesn't matter

    shit the only reason i asked was because the more i talked to her the more i actually wanted to know her as a person and not just a hot lay

    Pony on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.
    This is always better when you are stone-cold sober.

    Tell me, were you?

    not entirely!

    she was, though.
    Still funny.

    But the awkwardness is ^3 when you are both sober. Then there's just no excuse for it.

    it's happened to me and i didn't even bother to ask

    sometimes it doesn't matter

    shit the only reason i asked was because the more i talked to her the more i actually wanted to know her as a person and not just a hot lay
    Wow! You've managed to not even ask? While sober? Again, pretty much the only time I've managed that was when I was eight kinds of drunk.

    naporeon on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Why would you bother to ask if you don't care?

    Silmaril on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i met my girlfriend at an anime convention through mutual friends. they all called her by her internet handle, since people at anime cons do that.

    which means i didn't know what her real name was until after i had sex with her and we were talking post-coitus and i asked.

    awkward, that.
    This is always better when you are stone-cold sober.

    Tell me, were you?

    not entirely!

    she was, though.
    Still funny.

    But the awkwardness is ^3 when you are both sober. Then there's just no excuse for it.

    it's happened to me and i didn't even bother to ask

    sometimes it doesn't matter

    shit the only reason i asked was because the more i talked to her the more i actually wanted to know her as a person and not just a hot lay
    Wow! You've managed to not even ask? While sober? Again, pretty much the only time I've managed that was when I was eight kinds of drunk.

    sometimes it doesn't matter.

    when you're very passionate

    or you both know this is just a sportfuck

    sometimes you don't even want to give your name

    might complicate shit.

    Pony on
  • Draco_AuricDraco_Auric Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    ITT Draco_Auric shows us that he bears a frightening resemblance to John Mark Karr.

    I've also been told that I resemble Daniel Johns (admittedly by drunken aussies). If I average the two out I can continue to feel comfortable about myself.
    You are no Daniel Johns

    :cry:

    Draco_Auric on
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  • MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I love that movie.

    Marco on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    There are lots of youngins in here.

    I remember meeting you, and you didn't seem all that old to me.

    Especially when compared to Dru.

    :P

    I'm 27, but young at heart.

    The Geek on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm 40 but...oh fuck it, I'm old to the bone. :(

    Druhim on
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