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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vans are out of date and are a dead give away.

    Nucsh on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Can you teach me how to grift, perform various slight of hand tricks, and successfully pick pockets?

    Yes. I can teach you how to pick a lock in about 5 seconds as well. Also, knife-fighting and various strangulation techniques.

    Rank: I don't wear purple. That's Prince's job.

    I would love you, except you missed Rank's reference and failed at life in one fell swoop.

    Meissnerd: I'm pretty sure I think you're a douchebag, but yeah let's be friends.

    Good enough for me! :^:

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    WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    start wearing purple
    wearing purple
    (lalalalala)
    start wearing purple for me noooooooww

    Wiseguy on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    So Nucsh how's the serial killin'

    Come here 'Deemer

    I'll show you

    Don't do it, Deemer.

    It's a trap!

    You'd trust a man with candy and an SUV, right?

    Right 'Deemer? Come here and get some Milky Ways.

    A van, dude. It's always a van.

    A white van with a little rust

    I NEED AN ADULT

    Redeemer on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    darth

    you are missing a reference to a great band to which you should be familiar

    gogol bordello

    eastern european gypsy punk rock

    fanmotherfuckingtastic

    find some immediately and begin rocking the fuck out

    This man is not exaggerating.

    The levels to which you will rock the fuck out will be epic.

    Callius on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    dear redeemer

    :(

    love,

    your supposed internet lover

    Everything's gonna be okay

    Redeemer on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    i knew it was all a flimsy charade redeemer

    how many others are there?



    well you can damn well consider the marriage off

    bongi on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    So Nucsh how's the serial killin'

    Come here 'Deemer

    I'll show you

    Don't do it, Deemer.

    It's a trap!

    You'd trust a man with candy and an SUV, right?

    Right 'Deemer? Come here and get some Milky Ways.

    A van, dude. It's always a van.

    A white van with a little rust

    I NEED AN ADULT

    I'm an adult.

    :winky: ?

    Sheri on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dammit Sheri I was gonna do that.

    Straightzi on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    darth

    a couple samples

    http://www.gogolbordello.com/muzon/download.html

    also, lots available on youtube, I'm sure

    but I can't get there at the moment

    but still

    fucking essential listening here man

    Rankenphile on
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    Beas MeeplyBeas Meeply Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Gypsy hi5 Darth.

    I was thinking how it's not nice to say that Gypsies are all thievin', but then I realized that I'm the only one I've ever met who didn't steal stuff. And even so, I like picking locks and lifting things from friends.

    What part of Europe are your dusky uncles from?

    Beas Meeply on
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    WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    i knew it was all a flimsy charade redeemer

    how many others are there?



    well you can damn well consider the marriage off

    but, you guys are the best couple in these forums. :(



    i don't believe in love, anymore

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Quetzi wrote:
    Dammit Sheri I was gonna do that.

    But you aren't.

    Sheri on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Quetzi wrote:
    Dammit Sheri I was gonna do that.

    But you aren't.

    Shit. You got me there.

    Straightzi on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    i knew it was all a flimsy charade redeemer

    how many others are there?



    well you can damn well consider the marriage off

    ...alright I'm gonna be honest here

    There are at least fifteen others




    I'm sorry

    Redeemer on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    darth

    you are missing a reference to a great band to which you should be familiar

    gogol bordello

    eastern european gypsy punk rock

    fanmotherfuckingtastic

    find some immediately and begin rocking the fuck out

    Will do when time permits.

    Callius: You're a fickle bitch, arntcha?

    Beas: Carpathians and some of what is currently Moldova. Like I said, convoluted bloodlines.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    i knew it was all a flimsy charade redeemer

    how many others are there?



    well you can damn well consider the marriage off

    ...alright I'm gonna be honest here

    There are at least fifteen others




    I'm sorry

    And I am their queen.

    Callius on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    i knew it was all a flimsy charade redeemer

    how many others are there?



    well you can damn well consider the marriage off

    ...alright I'm gonna be honest here

    There are at least fifteen others




    I'm sorry
    I'M KEEPING THE FLAT YOU BITCH

    bongi on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    darth

    you are missing a reference to a great band to which you should be familiar

    gogol bordello

    eastern european gypsy punk rock

    fanmotherfuckingtastic

    find some immediately and begin rocking the fuck out

    Will do when time permits.

    Callius: You're a fickle bitch, arntcha?

    Beas: Carpathians and some of what is currently Moldova. Like I said, convoluted bloodlines.

    Yeah, pretty much.

    Seriously though, I totally idolize the Romani. Which is odd, since... y'know... horrible, horrible xenophobia and sexism.

    Callius on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    i knew it was all a flimsy charade redeemer

    how many others are there?



    well you can damn well consider the marriage off

    ...alright I'm gonna be honest here

    There are at least fifteen others




    I'm sorry
    I'M KEEPING THE FLAT YOU BITCH

    So

    ...I get the sex mansion?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So which gypsy group is responsible for werewolves? Because seriously, thanks.

    lostwords on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    darth

    you are missing a reference to a great band to which you should be familiar

    gogol bordello

    eastern european gypsy punk rock

    fanmotherfuckingtastic

    find some immediately and begin rocking the fuck out

    Will do when time permits.

    Callius: You're a fickle bitch, arntcha?

    Beas: Carpathians and some of what is currently Moldova. Like I said, convoluted bloodlines.

    Yeah, pretty much.

    Seriously though, I totally idolize the Romani. Which is odd, since... y'know... horrible, horrible xenophobia and sexism.
    not to mention total disrespect for the communities and environment they settle in and around

    at least all the romani gypsies that set up shop round here

    bongi on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Seriously though, I totally idolize the Romani. Which is odd, since... y'know... horrible, horrible xenophobia and sexism.

    Jesus, you ain't kidding. I met some Romani when I was living in Houston and one guy thought I was hitting on his wife. Started giving me all kinds of shit. Fucking prick, I'm your waiter and I'm supposed to ask her if the food's okay.

    Darth Waiter on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    So which gypsy group is responsible for werewolves? Because seriously, thanks.

    IIRC, one of the many clans out of the Carpathians. So, my people, I guess.

    Darth Waiter on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Seriously though, I totally idolize the Romani. Which is odd, since... y'know... horrible, horrible xenophobia and sexism.

    Jesus, you ain't kidding. I met some Romani when I was living in Houston and one guy thought I was hitting on his wife. Started giving me all kinds of shit. Fucking prick, I'm your waiter and I'm supposed to ask her if the food's okay.

    To be fair, you were hitting on her... but still, what an asshole.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    So which gypsy group is responsible for werewolves? Because seriously, thanks.

    IIRC, one of the many clans out of the Carpathians. So, my people, I guess.

    ITT Darth Waiter is the werewolf messiah foretold in prophecies

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bogey wrote:
    As far as I know, pinoy doesn't carry any negative connotations.

    It carries a million negative connotations.

    Stop putting down my race please.

    Wise_a on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ooh ooh speak some gypsy

    I want to learn

    Raneados on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Seriously though, I totally idolize the Romani. Which is odd, since... y'know... horrible, horrible xenophobia and sexism.

    Jesus, you ain't kidding. I met some Romani when I was living in Houston and one guy thought I was hitting on his wife. Started giving me all kinds of shit. Fucking prick, I'm your waiter and I'm supposed to ask her if the food's okay.
    You need to not wait tables where Vigo the Carpathian eats. He's very protective of his women.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Bogey wrote:
    So Talon just won a 2 day vacation.

    Man, these "racism bans when it suits us" things are quite ridiculous.

    Especially if Rank and mack didn't earn a 2 day ban as well.

    SeñorAmor on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    ooh ooh speak some gypsy

    I want to learn

    I wish I could. It would grease the wheels with a great number of people who think I'm just right to marry their hot, teenaged Balkan daughters.

    Callius: She was stunningly hot.

    Lostwords: They're not supposed to know yet. But, soon, my pet. Soon.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    The Gaylord Palms hotel is pretty awesome. Lakes and plant life inside in atriums like a huge greenhouse with the rooms on the outside overlooking everything...

    Anyway.

    IMG_0120.JPG

    By far the worst picture even taken of me, and it's a good thing it's been beaten to shit.

    Woody Harrelson?

    Anybody?

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wise_a wrote:
    Woody Harrelson?

    Anybody?

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    +

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    =

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AT LEAST NOT TODAY

    NOT TODAY

    NOT TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Bogey wrote:
    So Talon just won a 2 day vacation.

    Man, these "racism bans when it suits us" things are quite ridiculous.

    Especially if Rank and mack didn't earn a 2 day ban as well.

    how would I have earned a ban, exactly?

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Bogey wrote:
    So Talon just won a 2 day vacation.

    Man, these "racism bans when it suits us" things are quite ridiculous.

    Especially if Rank and mack didn't earn a 2 day ban as well.

    how would I have earned a ban, exactly?

    Repeated the 'g' word.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Woah, that's a bad word?

    PotU on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    I was pointing out which term he had used in a derogatory sense had earned him the ban.

    If that's ban worthy, then I'll do my time, but that seems like a stretch.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Repeated the 'g' word.

    Gypsy isn't a slur, it's a precise word for a group of people defined by a nomadic culture, like muhjahaddin. Romani and gypsy are as inoffensive and interchangable as white and caucasian.

    edit: Relax, people. I'm not offended and I don't think Beas is either.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I was pointing out which term he had used in a derogatory sense had earned him the ban.

    If that's ban worthy, then I'll do my time, but that seems like a stretch.

    I'm thinking of changing the lyrics in my sig again.

    Not sure what I feel like going for.

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