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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can't say cracker, it's our word

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can't say cracker, it's our word
    It's OK. I'm taking it back.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    All I know is that "cracker" is the weakest slur in existence. What, we make you our slaves for 200 years, and that's all you can come up with?

    pasty honky ass bitch is a lot better

    especially coming out of a large black dude loudly

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    but if you're the second white guy to walk into an auditorium after the guy wearing the shirt, and go "holy shit did that guy's shirt say n----"

    and then make this face :O

    the black people in the auditorium will not have a problem with you i think

    I doubt that very much.

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    i think it's stupid to be banning anyone on here for making a joke using a racial slur

    we didn't ban people using the joke, "what's better than fucking a 6 year old girl...." which, to me, is about as tasteful as shirts at biker rallies, but i don't flip out thinking these people support pedophilia, which is a lot less understandable than racism

    to be consistent with the bannings would pretty much destroy the forum altogether, since it is based a lot on satire and sarcasm

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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
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    what do you look like now?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
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    what do you look like now?
    YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

    Although Whippy still kissed me, so I guess I'm alright.

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    but if you're the second white guy to walk into an auditorium after the guy wearing the shirt, and go "holy shit did that guy's shirt say n----"

    and then make this face :O

    the black people in the auditorium will not have a problem with you i think

    I doubt that very much.

    have you even come in contact with a black person?

    edit: mrpaku beat me

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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
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    what do you look like now?
    YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

    Although Whippy still kissed me, so I guess I'm alright.
    go on

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Naporean I wanna know too

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Naporean I wanna know too
    I'm confused as to what exactly you want to know.

    naporeon on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    One time back in SD a black guy and his girlfriend came to the movie theater and while they were ordering concessions another black guy who was friends with the first one, sticks his head in the theater door and shouts "WHAT'RE ALL YOU COLORED FOLK DOIN' IN HERE?" And I laughed. And the black dudes laughed. And everyone else froze solid, fearing for their lives.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    black people don't live in south dakota jordyn that story is fabricated

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Naporean I wanna know too
    I'm confused as to what exactly you want to know.

    What do you look like now

    Did you get fat

    Did you fall into a vat of acid

    or both

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I thought it was San Diego. Do black people live in San Diego?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    black people don't live in south dakota jordyn that story is fabricated

    We gave two of them scholarships to come play on our sports teams.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I thought it was San Diego. Do black people live in San Diego?

    Yes, but the Irish are not welcome.

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    pics or it didn't happen

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    There was one black girl in my high school and it always seemed really dumb calling her African-American because her family was Jamaican.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I thought it was San Diego. Do black people live in San Diego?

    Yes, but the Irish are not welcome.

    Irish. Thats the one I was thinking of.

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    There was one black girl in my high school and it always seemed really dumb calling her African-American because her family was Jamaican.

    there was a club in high school called

    the "Afro-American Club"

    not african

    afro

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    man, i know there's a decent shot you're telling the truth but this is like some grade a funny shit if not

    okay well keep in mind that the best way to undo a negative history is not by sweeping it under a rug and pretending it did not happen okay

    and if white people want to freeze up and try to decide the best course of being pc everytime some black folks walk in the room then that whole equality and brotherhood thing is never going to happen

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    pics or it didn't happen

    Sure. You'll have to remind me in a couple weeks, though. Wedding pics take a bit to process.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Naporean I wanna know too
    I'm confused as to what exactly you want to know.

    What do you look like now

    Did you get fat

    Did you fall into a vat of acid

    or both
    Oh man. Fat doesn't even begin to cover it, son. That picture was taken immediately after two years of semipro soccer in Scotland. Let's just say that I haven't played soccer in roughly half your lifetime.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what about jewfros?

    also, is it necessary to be jewish to have a jewfro? cause I know some dudes who have jewfros but aren't jewish

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    There was one black girl in my high school and it always seemed really dumb calling her African-American because her family was Jamaican.

    there was a club in high school called

    the "Afro-American Club"

    not african

    afro

    Isn't that, like, a technical term

    Like a chinese american would be sino-american

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    There was one black girl in my high school and it always seemed really dumb calling her African-American because her family was Jamaican.

    there was a club in high school called

    the "Afro-American Club"

    not african

    afro

    Isn't that, like, a technical term

    Like a chinese american would be sino-american

    god i hope not

    if it is than 10 bucks says white people gave them it

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I had a friend in college who was white but always marked "other" on forms that asked about race because they usually referred to whites as "caucasian" and his family wasn't descended from the Caucus area or whatever. At any rate, he always got mail about minority scholarships and found it hilarious.

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    pics or it didn't happen

    Sure. You'll have to remind me in a couple weeks, though. Wedding pics take a bit to process.

    this only gives you time enough to scrounge up the money to pay the first black person you see to take a picture with you

    if he's your best friend, then why don't you have any pictures of him?

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    man, i know there's a decent shot you're telling the truth but this is like some grade a funny shit if not

    okay well keep in mind that the best way to undo a negative history is not by sweeping it under a rug and pretending it did not happen okay

    and if white people want to freeze up and try to decide the best course of being pc everytime some black folks walk in the room then that whole equality and brotherhood thing is never going to happen

    I'm not saying we need to be all PC here. I'm just saying we need to have some sort of consistency in the rules. I've been saying this for years now. The popular among us can get away with murder around here, while the lesser-known people get ripped new assholes for the simplest of mistakes.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Naporean I wanna know too
    I'm confused as to what exactly you want to know.

    What do you look like now

    Did you get fat

    Did you fall into a vat of acid

    or both
    Oh man. Fat doesn't even begin to cover it, son. That picture was taken immediately after two years of semipro soccer in Scotland. Let's just say that I haven't played soccer in roughly half your lifetime.

    More love to give, m i rite

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    pics or it didn't happen

    Sure. You'll have to remind me in a couple weeks, though. Wedding pics take a bit to process.

    this only gives you time enough to scrounge up the money to pay the first black person you see to take a picture with you

    if he's your best friend, then why don't you have any pictures of him?
    uh

    I have no pictures of my friends and like 2 pictures of myself that aren't in albums from vacations

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Couldn't find a better picture.

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    man, i know there's a decent shot you're telling the truth but this is like some grade a funny shit if not

    okay well keep in mind that the best way to undo a negative history is not by sweeping it under a rug and pretending it did not happen okay

    and if white people want to freeze up and try to decide the best course of being pc everytime some black folks walk in the room then that whole equality and brotherhood thing is never going to happen

    I'm not saying we need to be all PC here. I'm just saying we need to have some sort of consistency in the rules. I've been saying this for years now. The popular among us can get away with murder around here, while the lesser-known people get ripped new assholes for the simplest of mistakes.

    that's why we love it

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    pics or it didn't happen

    Sure. You'll have to remind me in a couple weeks, though. Wedding pics take a bit to process.

    this only gives you time enough to scrounge up the money to pay the first black person you see to take a picture with you

    if he's your best friend, then why don't you have any pictures of him?
    uh

    I have no pictures of my friends and like 2 pictures of myself that aren't in albums from vacations

    how likely

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Naporean I wanna know too
    I'm confused as to what exactly you want to know.

    What do you look like now

    Did you get fat

    Did you fall into a vat of acid

    or both
    Oh man. Fat doesn't even begin to cover it, son. That picture was taken immediately after two years of semipro soccer in Scotland. Let's just say that I haven't played soccer in roughly half your lifetime.

    More love to give, m i rite
    By my estimation, I have enough love to feed somewhere near half of the Puget Sound corridor.

    naporeon on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    senor do you actually know any black people y/n

    like some black dude who sits across from you at work who you say hey to sometimes does not count

    Yes, actually. One of my best friends is black. He's one of my groomsmen in my wedding this Saturday.

    pics or it didn't happen

    Sure. You'll have to remind me in a couple weeks, though. Wedding pics take a bit to process.

    this only gives you time enough to scrounge up the money to pay the first black person you see to take a picture with you

    if he's your best friend, then why don't you have any pictures of him?
    uh

    I have no pictures of my friends and like 2 pictures of myself that aren't in albums from vacations

    how likely
    well i mean I'm a guy so yeah

    the fact that I generally hate pictures probably adds to that too

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    I have no pictures of my friends and like 2 pictures of myself that aren't in albums from vacations

    how likely

    Hey, I don't have shit for pictures. The most recent ones were taken by J.Grant, like, two weeks ago. My fucking family forgot to take pictures of my and my sister for Christmas. First time in three years that we've all been in the same city together.

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