Camwhores: Driver's License Edition

naporeon

Faricazy wrote:

is it sheri

sheri wears shirts

Girl in picture has boobs.

EDIT: Damn your eyes, Rank!

ascot

naporeon wrote:

ascot wrote:

Fallout wrote:

based on body alone i would say that yeah, i'd fuck the shit out of her

you're only saying that because she's hiding her claws.

also, i dunno...threadless t-shirts...unflattering denim skirts...

I was totally going to mention this.

Then I remembered at the last minute that I'm not gay.

haha and i was going to back and edit it out because i realised it is awfully gay.

In a totally faaaabulous way i might add.

but seriously, she's not fat so :^:

Monkeybomb

I picture Jordyn's day filled with wacky seizure-induced antics.

Not to make light of a hilarious condition.



I mean serious condition. A serious condition.

Fallout

my first guess was mully

i don't know why, since i have never seen her, but there you go

mackingtheknife

i will laugh when it turns out to be one of the underaged posters

Faricazy

i could still be sheri

she has been hiding them all this time

naporeon

Fallout wrote:

my first guess was mully

i don't know why, since i have never seen her, but there you go

Uhmmmm...I thought mully was a dude.

Of course, this is from the guy who thought Indigo was a dude. After he met her.

Darth Waiter

Rankenphile wrote:

guys

honestly



would you hit it?

She a recent addition, Rank? Or one of the forumers that's been around awhile?

edit: I also cast my vote for mully. Just a hunch.

Callius

Sheri and Jordyn are rail thin.

At least, I know Sheri is and I'm pretty sure Jordyn is too.

Also, your mom's a whore.

mrpaku

Monkeybomb wrote:

I picture Jordyn's day filled with wacky seizure-induced antics.

Not to make light of a hilarious condition.



I mean serious condition. A serious condition.

seriously hilarious

twitch twitch spasm

Faricazy

naporeon wrote:

Fallout wrote:

my first guess was mully

i don't know why, since i have never seen her, but there you go

Uhmmmm...I thought mully was a dude.

Of course, this is from the guy who thought Indigo was a dude. After he met her.

no mully's a chick

it probably is mully

didn't someone room with mully?

Sticky Mouse

What the hell is wrong with her arms

Nucsh

Fallout wrote:

my first guess was mully

i don't know why, since i have never seen her, but there you go

This was my guess also

Jordyn

You guys I probably make just as many seizure jokes as the rest of you, because while it is scary at first, it is also hilarious.

And I scanned my old student ID. This picture is at least 5 years old.

Whippy

Fallout wrote:

my first guess was mully

i don't know why, since i have never seen her, but there you go

that would have been my guess as well

because I've actually seen her and it would match up well

she's not stick-thin

and I don't mean this insultingly

but the woman has curves

Nucsh

Faricazy wrote:

i could still be sheri

she has been hiding them all this time

Sheri doesn't wear skirts

Quadrophenia

Callius wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Callius wrote:

Unless it's one of the annoying female forumers.

I can honestly say this is not the case.

What's with the mystery Captain Mysterio?

I agree. Why are you hiding the indentity, Admiral Question Mark?

Faricazy

Nucsh wrote:

Faricazy wrote:

i could still be sheri

she has been hiding them all this time

Sheri doesn't wear skirts

i'm so sorry

i didn't know

Filler Inc.

I think I'm retarded...

It took me a few minutes to realize jordyns last name wasn't "lolz"


I just kept pronouncing it as lullz.. repeating it over and over wondering why that felt so wierd.

Sticky Mouse

joke about sheri's breasts not being that big

Rankenphile

Quadrophenia wrote:

Callius wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Callius wrote:

Unless it's one of the annoying female forumers.

I can honestly say this is not the case.

What's with the mystery Captain Mysterio?

I agree. Why are you hiding the indentity, Admiral Question Mark?

I'll let her reveal herself when she feels like it

Faricazy

Filler wrote:

I think I'm retarded...

It took me a few minutes to realize jordyns last name wasn't "lolz"


I just kept pronouncing it as lullz.. repeating it over and over wondering why that felt so wierd.

haha

naporeon

Jordyn wrote:

You guys I probably make just as many seizure jokes as the rest of you, because while it is scary at first, it is also hilarious.

And I scanned my old student ID. This picture is at least 5 years old.

Once again, Jordyn's sig makes her post eight times better.

Monkeybomb

gadzooks, Jordyn

you look, something, there

I guess I've only seen photos of you from the side and stuff.

It's like in animated shows where they try really hard to only draw the characters from profile because head-on they look weird.

Not that you look weird.

But you look weird there.

Redeemer

Mully seems more like the hoodie-and-jeans type

Fallout

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

Fallout wrote:

my first guess was mully

i don't know why, since i have never seen her, but there you go

that would have been my guess as well

because I've actually seen her and it would match up well

she's not stick-thin

and I don't mean this insultingly

but the woman has curves

what i want to know is how i magically knew that with nothing to go on but i guess her face in her sig

oh well

mully is one of like two or three female forumers that don't annoy me

Jordyn

Monkeybomb, buy me another pizza.

Monkeybomb

That being said, I'm never posting my own driver's license.

And my college ID is forever lost.

Straightzi

That isn't Jordyn.


I tried to find my school ID from freshman year of HS, but alas, no such luck. The picture itself probably isn't that bad, but from eighth to ninth grade my hair was about 1/4 inch long.

Monkeybomb

You told me internet pizza is weird.

Quadrophenia

I actually like my college I.D. picture. I think I look handsome. My driver's license, on the other hand...

Rankenphile

I am stuck at work and won't get a lunch break for the fourth time in five working days.

Send me internet pizza.

Whippy

/pizza

naporeon

Rankenphile wrote:

I am stuck at work and won't get a lunch break for the fourth time in five working days.

Send me internet pizza.

Jordyn

Quetzi wrote:

That isn't Jordyn..

I assume you mean the chick Rank posted?

Because the ID I posted is definitely me.

t monkey, weird but delicious. Weird but delicious.

Rankenphile

naporeon wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

I am stuck at work and won't get a lunch break for the fourth time in five working days.

Send me internet pizza.

not like that, damn you

not like that

Whippy

where do you work

what kind of pizza do you like

what is your name

Sticky Mouse

who's your daddy

is he rich like me

naporeon

I totally deserve a free pizza from internet strangers.

But I will be off work at 4pm PST.

Rankenphile

if you mean for serious I will tell you for reals

but I don't want to tell nobody where I work just for fun

because I would probably get fired