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[Team Fortress 2]: Towering pillar of bad opinions about hats

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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it still says wienner

    nealcm on
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  • Waffles or whateverWaffles or whatever Previously known as, I shit you not, "Waffen" Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think the game purposely won't give me a Heavy Football hat because it knows that once I get it I'll just run around every map as a heavy with my KGB out forever.

    Waffles or whatever on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My biggest disappointment with the Engi update is that the item servers didn't start belching up items like during the Soldier/Demo update. That was the only time I ever found a hat.

    DeMoN on
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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Heavy football helmet was my first ever hat *sniff*

    But I later got the hound dog and my random craft a few weeks ago gave me...batter's helmet. So I sacrificed it with that piece of crap and I think I got the glengary bonnet.

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  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    DeMoN wrote: »
    My biggest disappointment with the Engi update is that the item servers didn't start belching up items like during the Soldier/Demo update. That was the only time I ever found a hat.
    You basically had unlimited drops when they upped the drop rate during the golden wrench shit. I found another Brigade Helm then :P

    Barrakketh on
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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited July 2010
    and i found no hats

    god fucking barrakketh

    undeinPirat on
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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    barrakketh when exactly did you sell your soul to gaben to become the ultimate idler

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  • JutranjoJutranjo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    it still says wienner

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wien
    Because you're talking medic hats and he talks german. As do people in Wien.

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  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    barrakketh when exactly did you sell your soul to gaben to become the ultimate idler
    I'm pretty sure Quaz and Wally and that one guy that had a separate account that he always idled on had me beat even before I stopped playing TF2 (prior to the idling nerf).

    Barrakketh on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Best medic hat is Otolaryngologist's mirror + Physician's procedure mask.

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  • BufordHicksBufordHicks Registered User
    edited July 2010
    I wish I had some hats, the only one I currently have is the Gastly...

    Are people get drops of the Alien hat that don't have Alien Swarm? I'm interested because I can't play alien swarm since it is Windows only.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    nealcm wrote: »
    barrakketh when exactly did you sell your soul to gaben to become the ultimate idler
    I'm pretty sure Quaz and Wally and that one guy that had a separate account that he always idled on had me beat even before I stopped playing TF2 (prior to the idling nerf).

    Undead Scottsman.

    My name is Undead Scottsman. :P

    And Quaz had me beat for idling as well.

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  • DogEightDogEight Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The entire purpose of my TF2 career is to wear both the Whiskered Gentleman AND the Modest pile of hat at the same time. Fucking classy.

    DogEight on
  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I live to get the drill sergeants cap, I have 3 reclaimed and 2 refined


    or is it 3 refined and 2 reclaimed


    whatever, 3 of the best and 2 of the second best

    SO CLOSE TO HAVING A 20% CHANCE

    Feels Good Man on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I live to get the drill sergeants cap, I have 3 reclaimed and 2 refined


    or is it 3 refined and 2 reclaimed


    whatever, 3 of the best and 2 of the second best

    SO CLOSE TO HAVING A 20% CHANCE

    Totally going to end in heartbreak.

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Like I said, if I get the steel pot, I may quit










    or... craft it with my vintage tyrolean

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Stainless Pot is great.

    What are you guys on?


    If you like the Stash, you must like the Trophy Belt and Miner's Light, cause they work on the same principle of not changing much, yet still being different.

    Huntera on
  • ZerokkuZerokku Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think the hat I want the most is the hotrod.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Huntera wrote: »
    The Stainless Pot is great.

    What are you guys on?


    If you like the Stash, you must like the Trophy Belt and Miner's Light, cause they work on the same principle of not changing much, yet still being different.

    but see, the stash is a badass detail added, and it is the perfect amount

    trophy belt is too little

    and mining light is alright

    undeinPirat on
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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It's a Playing Card and Pack of Cigs.

    That's not badass.

    Huntera on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    But smoking is so cool

    tofu on
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Huntera wrote: »
    It's a Playing Card and Pack of Cigs.

    That's not badass.

    yes, it is

    undeinPirat on
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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    playing card? it's the ace of spades you clown


    also


    Aaaaah
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    AAAAAAAHHHHH

    Feels Good Man on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Huntera wrote: »
    It's a Playing Card and Pack of Cigs.

    That's not badass.

    In the Old World we call it a pack of fags.

    Take that how you will.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have both the soldier pot and the toque, so I have pretty much all of the best hats.

    I have the brigade helm too, which is kind of cool, but not in the top tier.

    xzzy on
  • AlanF5AlanF5 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    DogEight wrote: »
    The entire purpose of my TF2 career is to wear both the Whiskered Gentleman AND the Modest pile of hat at the same time. Fucking classy.
    Wait, wait... you can wear the Whiskered Gentleman? I have that, and I tried to equip it as a hat or misc for every dude and it would not let me! What am I doing wrong?

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    .... its a pyro thing

    Feels Good Man on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    I have both the soldier pot and the toque, so I have pretty much all of the best hats.

    I have the brigade helm too, which is kind of cool, but not in the top tier.

    The judge's wig for spy is the best hat.

    Stainless Pot is one of the worst. It looks dumb and has no style and is boring.

    You're right about the toque though.

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    stainless pot is so terrible, it's boring and stupid and a bad joke




    I want my goddamned drill sergeant hat so bad but at this point I'd also settle for ... anything but the stainless pot


    I guess I could hold off until the polycount pack so the chance of getting a stainless pot is lower

    Feels Good Man on
  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    DogEight wrote: »
    The entire purpose of my TF2 career is to wear both the Whiskered Gentleman AND the Modest pile of hat at the same time. Fucking classy.

    I know what hat I'm trying for now.

    I just realized that I can be THE CLASSIEST PYRO EVER!
    (I have the modest pile.)




    Also, I maintain my stance, that the second you wear a hat that shows the Soldier's eyes, you ruin it.

    As such, Drill Sergeant Hat and the new Tankbuster hat both suck.

    Huntera on
  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i'm not a huge fan of the drill sergeant's hat but i could see other people liking it, but the stainless pot is great

    i will agree that it is a bad joke, though

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited July 2010
    the soldier's stash is the best

    for aforementioned reasons

    undeinPirat on
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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man hat chat will only cause pain

    we must end this

    nealcm on
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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited July 2010
    fine

    func_door needs to be on every server, no questions asked

    it is that damn good
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    undeinPirat on
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  • LokiamisLokiamis Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think the Stash would be the best soldier hat if everybody had every hat right away. But with the terrible system we have now I need to stand out!

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Huntera wrote: »
    DogEight wrote: »
    The entire purpose of my TF2 career is to wear both the Whiskered Gentleman AND the Modest pile of hat at the same time. Fucking classy.

    I know what hat I'm trying for now.

    I just realized that I can be THE CLASSIEST PYRO EVER!
    (I have the modest pile.)




    Also, I maintain my stance, that the second you wear a hat that shows the Soldier's eyes, you ruin it.

    As such, Drill Sergeant Hat and the new Tankbuster hat both suck.

    Drill Segeant hat hides his eyes mang.

    BlueDestiny on
  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    man hat chat will only cause pain

    we must end this

    I agree, reading all these terrible opinions is causing physical pain.

    Also what the hell is func_door

    savooipeerd on
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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Huntera wrote: »
    DogEight wrote: »
    The entire purpose of my TF2 career is to wear both the Whiskered Gentleman AND the Modest pile of hat at the same time. Fucking classy.

    I know what hat I'm trying for now.

    I just realized that I can be THE CLASSIEST PYRO EVER!
    (I have the modest pile.)




    Also, I maintain my stance, that the second you wear a hat that shows the Soldier's eyes, you ruin it.

    As such, Drill Sergeant Hat and the new Tankbuster hat both suck.

    Drill Segeant hat hides his eyes mang.

    Oh, it's fine then, I thought it stopped right above his eyes.

    Huntera on
  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    Hats are dumb

    This is the best Hat simulator with an FPS tacked on you've ever played.

    I mean really, you play games without hats? Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

    Joe K on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Ushanka fits the Heavy so well I honestly don't understand why it wasn't on the model from day one. It just looks right.

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