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Bat-Thread: Bruce Wayne, International Hairy Chested Love God of Mystery

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cameron Stewart is a dude I enjoy the hell out of

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  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm leaving this here because it fit. Wasn't obvious to me until Batwoman #0

    The end of the comic, which has Bruce tracking Kate Kane and Batwoman to prove they are one and the same, Bruce comments that Kate has the thing he can never teach her-a hole in herself created by crime that can never be filled.

    The hole in things, you could say.

    Reading RIP, the Return, all the B&R Hurt swan songs and everything else, it was never boiled down so simply and clearly here: Dr. Hurt is, or was, the embodiment of that 'hole' in Bruce Wayne. It sounds so obvious now, but until reading issue 0 of an unrelated comic, I'd never made the connection that Hurt is the personification of Batman's core character trait.

    Of course, revealing that other people could experience the same thing might seem to make Dr. Hurt less special, but he's a personal demon, after all.

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  • MastaPMastaP Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The backup for Detective Comics Annual about the origin of the French Batman Inc candidate was amazing, great arc, and a really cool take on the idea of a Paris hero.

    Unfortunately, the other 40 story pages don't live up to the same praise

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah I really like Nightrunner

    I'm nervous about Batman Inc. introducing all of these characters because there's no way they'll all get series

    ...unless they're webseries...

    ...on Internet 3.0...

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'd be afraid to appear on Internet 3.0, at least without cheat codes.

    And weapons and vehicles no one else has access to.

    .. I don't think Batman really knows much about the internet.

    Munch on
  • TairuTairu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just hope Batman Inc. sticks so we can get Batman later just going on random adventures with these guys across the globe, exploring their little facets of the DCU and their rogues galleries and stuff

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm waiting for die Fledermaus and Batmanuel to show up, leading to the Tick people suing.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Heck, the Tick comic creators can't even use die Fledermaus or Batmanuel. That's why they have the Caped Cod.

    Munch on
  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I suspect this internet thing is going to be a late game plot point that will be there for five seconds to do one thing and then be gone again. I hope.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I dunno, I like the idea of giving Barbara a place where she can be a physical force again, and dress up as Batgirl/Batwoman/Lady Batman. But that page was so abrupt and weird that I'm not sure where Morrison will go with it.

    But in a world where the Calculator can go into people's computers and blow their heads up, a digital crimefighter isn't so far-fetched.

    Munch on
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I kind of assumed it would be some VR business.

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  • TeaSpoonTeaSpoon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Was Barbara ever a good fighter? I know she can hold her own, but she's not in the same league as Cassandra Cain, Shiva, and Dinah Lance. There was this one issue of Batgirl where Cassie trained with a holographic Barbara pre-killing joke. Cassie took it down in seconds. And then she did it again, faster, and again and again and again.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Batgirl Year One showed her to be rather good with impromptu stuff. But overall she was probably the weakest of all the Bat-family characters in terms of fighting skills. Stephanie would probably be second to last.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    see to me, Stephanie could be a better fighter than Tim with the right training

    Tim just has a better drive than her

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    see to me, Stephanie could be a better fighter than Tim with the right training

    Tim just has a better drive than her

    It's because her mom's still alive. You can't go the distance with an umbilical cord holding you back.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Batgirl Year One showed her to be rather good with impromptu stuff. But overall she was probably the weakest of all the Bat-family characters in terms of fighting skills. Stephanie would probably be second to last.
    Well, Barbara was primarily Batgirl during that whole Silver Age Batman period, where everyone was kind of bumbling. Post-Crisis, I don't think her career as Batgirl was supposed to be especially long, so I'd say her weakness was more a lack of experience, than ability.

    Worth noting is that she's stated she's a better fighter now than she used to be, so she'd presumably be a much more capable crimefighter nowadays.

    Also, I got the Alex Ross/Chip Kidd "Rough Justice" book from the library, and there's an interesting bit in there about a proposal he and Dini put together, for a new Barbara Gordon book. It involved having her dipped in a Lazarus Pit to heal her legs, which would also result in a mental break, turning her into a "darker, more compromised hero."

    While I hate the latter part of that idea, I wouldn't really argue with the first part. It bugs the shit out of me that people can regularly come back from the dead, but certain conditions (HIV, paraplegia, cancer) are serious, and thus permanent, even in the face of magic and superscience.

    Munch on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Didn't she make a point out of the fact that while she could have her legs fixed through random supetech etc she wouldn't until that option was available to regular people? I thought that was a thing for her (which is pretty cool).

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah

    I mean, it was news all over that Gotham's Police Commissioner's daughter was shot and paralyzed by the joker

    she can't really just be like "uhhh I got better!"

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    yeah

    I mean, it was news all over that Gotham's Police Commissioner's daughter was shot and paralyzed by the joker

    she can't really just be like "uhhh I got better!"

    Isn't that Tim Drake's plan, essentially?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tim is being subsidized by that billionaire playboy, he flaunts his money left and right opening up Neon Knights night clubs. He flies Superman out to his birthday parties to light the candles with his heat vision. Babs is just a working class librarian, she can't compete with that (and Gordon knows his daughter was Batgirl, just like he knows Dick is Batman now and that Bruce was Batman, it's too nice of a plot point to not make it so. Especially after No Man's Land where it's hard to explain away her watchtower being taken over and Nightwing saving her).

    On the subject of Lazarus Pits, I was sad that in Action Comics Annual #13 that
    Luthor didn't go bald in post-Infinite Crisis continuity by being dipped in the pit after Ra's killed him for essentially pressing the button that said "do not touch"

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    yeah

    I mean, it was news all over that Gotham's Police Commissioner's daughter was shot and paralyzed by the joker

    she can't really just be like "uhhh I got better!"
    People do recover from paralysis. It's not common, but it happens. Though the cause is usually less traumatic than a bullet.

    Still, I'm railing less against superheroes not getting super-cures, but normal people not getting them.

    Like, why can't Cyborg or Steel come up with a line of prosthetics, which would be available to the public? Or mechanical eyes for the blind? I understand that there's the concern of distancing the DC Universe too much from our world, but when people build robots that can steal superheroes' powers, or actual artificial intelligence, it just comes off as silly. Sillier, anyway.

    Munch on
  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    People get cured all the time in the DC universe. They are just secretly turned into OMACs as a result (or prime sentinels in the Marvel U).

    So when that nice man comes to the hospital offering a cure, you just say no thank you and walk/roll/hobble away.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Munch wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    yeah

    I mean, it was news all over that Gotham's Police Commissioner's daughter was shot and paralyzed by the joker

    she can't really just be like "uhhh I got better!"
    People do recover from paralysis. It's not common, but it happens. Though the cause is usually less traumatic than a bullet.

    Still, I'm railing less against superheroes not getting super-cures, but normal people not getting them.

    Like, why can't Cyborg or Steel come up with a line of prosthetics, which would be available to the public? Or mechanical eyes for the blind? I understand that there's the concern of distancing the DC Universe too much from our world, but when people build robots that can steal superheroes' powers, or actual artificial intelligence, it just comes off as silly. Sillier, anyway.

    This is something which Morrison did really well in All-Star Superman.

    And I agree the DC Universe should have Superheroes who have solved the energy crisis and are working to counter Global Warming etc, that would be cool.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In simplest terms, the short term benefits of a story where mundane problems are solved with super-science and magic are outweighed by the longterm benefits of being able to draw upon mundane problems for your stories.

    Plus, improved medical technology diminishes the stakes of battles or forces the writers to raise the stakes to compensate, which makes things ridiculous (as in Invincible, where super-healing means that every fight now has to result in a disemboweling.)

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In simplest terms, the short term benefits of a story where mundane problems are solved with super-science and magic are outweighed by the longterm benefits of being able to draw upon mundane problems for your stories.

    Plus, improved medical technology diminishes the stakes of battles or forces the writers to raise the stakes to compensate, which makes things ridiculous (as in Invincible, where super-healing means that every fight now has to result in a disemboweling.)

    But a clever writer can take advantage of that.

    It's not easier, but it is better. If better was easier then everyone would write great comics and they don't.

    I don't like to apologise for writers, and I respect intelligence and daring as writing qualities.

    Damn the torpedoes. Put that super-science into your books, step the Marvel or DC or whatever universe forward.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Every page spent on figuring out how to deal with the new status quo takes pages away from the stories that the writers really want to write, though. While some may have brilliant ways to cope with a change like that without sacrificing time they'd otherwise use on their own ideas, I think most would simply regard it as one more chore that comes with writing characters within a shared universe.

    And it's not "better." At best, it's just a more sensible representation of a world that is predicated on concepts and characters that make no sense at any level. Whether or not it's an improvement depends on the quality of writing, and I think there's enough evidence showing the effects of editorial mandates to indicate that line-wide changes generally don't result in an improvement.

    Take the SHRA as an example of an attempt to depict a foreseeable consequence of elements in the environment, just like what you're describing is a foreseeable consequence of all the healing crap out there. While the need for legislation to deal with all the heroes and crap was perfectly reasonable and some good stories resulted, it's not as though having to figure out where characters like Moon Knight and The Runaways stood in the post-SHRA world did anything to improve their stories. All it did was force periphery titles, which are usually in their own little world, to come down to Earth for several issues and rehash the same Pro & Con debate already featured in every other book at the time.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Every page spent on figuring out how to deal with the new status quo takes pages away from the stories that the writers really want to write, though. While some may have brilliant ways to cope with a change like that without sacrificing time they'd otherwise use on their own ideas, I think most would simply regard it as one more chore that comes with writing characters within a shared universe.

    And it's not "better." At best, it's just a more sensible representation of a world that is predicated on concepts and characters that make no sense at any level.

    I would argue that right now it is better. We have gone through many stories with the big two characters, it would be nice for them to actually change things in the Universes, shake things up a bit. It gives new opprtunities and those pages shouldn't be seen as taking away from other stuff but instead a chance to do something different.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Wow, I was shocked that Batman did something that horrible to Death Man.

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    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just read Batman Inc. #2

    I just want more.

    Like, Now.
    I was just a little disappointed that Mr. Unknown's Batsuit was so identical to Bruce's. But not really.

    Bri:
    I didn't even see it at first. Stuck in a safe and then shot into deep space? So, is he, like, just forever hemorrhaging in an abandoned satellite? D:

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Batman Inc:
    I loved the use of Japanese sound effects on the last page.

    And Jiro's girlfriend's reaction to being attacked by a guy with a skull for a head.

    And the fact that aqua-lady was half superhero, half idol.

    And... just everything about the book, really.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    It was really great.

    Can you picture DC getting a Japanese writing crew and putting out a Batman book in Japan?

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    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ha!

    They can barely cater to people in America!

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Never let it be said that DC would miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
    Damnit, what movie was that from? Gonna be scratching my head all night on that one.

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    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Golda Meir said it, so maybe it was in Munich?

    I do think it would be rather fun if DC published one manga volume of Batman Japan in the traditional format. Grant Morrison writes it, pick an upcoming artist to have fun with it. I'd actually like to see one-shots of the various Batmen around the world published in a traditional (insert country here) format. We already have Cornell producing great stuff with Knight & Squire, keep up the trend.

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  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is Knight and Squire doing well in the UK?

    I kind of wondered if it's enjoyed there, or if it's got more of an outsider's appeal.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't know if it's doing well or not, Solar and Wildcat should tell us. It better be doing well.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Don't know if it's doing well or not, Solar and Wildcat should tell us. It better be doing well.

    Eh

    Guy I know down at forbidden planet says that it hasn't been overly popular because it isn't a portrayal of England people can get behind. I can understand that really because it is very Southern in terms of it's content and I live in the North, and also it's a bit cutesy. I mean sure it's lots of fun and comics with a sense of light-hearted humour are always welcome to me but reading about a parody of England isn't massively interesting. I mean, we have seen it and done it ourselves before.

    Apparantly people have been picking it up because of the Batman and Robin connection though.

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  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I was wondering if that might be the case. I mean, it seems pretty amusing to me, but I don't know how I'd take to it if I was from the UK.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It was really great.

    Can you picture DC getting a Japanese writing crew and putting out a Batman book in Japan?

    They already did!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    I just read Batman Inc. #2

    I just want more.

    Like, Now.
    I was just a little disappointed that Mr. Unknown's Batsuit was so identical to Bruce's. But not really.

    Me, too. Especially since
    Nightrunner got his own specially designed suit in Batman Annual.

    2qj9020.jpg

    It's Nightwing-chic, which makes sense. They even played up the similarities by having Dick train him, with Nightrunner noting "this Batman's quicker, more fluid. like me"

    and then Japanese Batman's suit is just Bruce's.

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