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[WoW] The new [Chat Thread] full of chatalysmic puns

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  • BlurblBlurbl -_- Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ok, Warrior tanking is insanely hard compared to Druid and Paladin tanking.

    Am I meant to be switching devastate targets? Shockwave/TC/Cleave don't seem to do much.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    reVerse wrote: »
    Ishtaar wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    I just realized something, we can't really call Vanilla WoW vanilla once cata hits.

    Sure we can. Vanilla WoW is the terrible WoW we had to tolerate for so many years if we wanted to level alts and it'll be gone.

    But we are far more lolhardcore for enduring it. Uphill both ways barefoot in the snow is the only way!

    Wasn't it awesome when flight paths weren't linked?

    Oh yeah, flying from one flight point to another and then manually choosing the next one is great, especially on long flights. Casual noobs these days only know the watered down flight path system Blizzard has casualled up from their rectum.

    When you hit 40 and had to remember the correct path to get to the capital city to return a quest, and then back to the quest hub, or instance you got asked to do. Those were the days. Then if you were a mage you'd fall through the ground when you blinked. Or backwards (still happens).

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  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    Well, there are too many buttons to press.

    There's 8 for a warrior to use in raiding.

    There's 4 for paladins.

    There's 2 for dks.

    There's 1 for druids, depending on aoe or single target.

    See me, I'd much rather increase the complexity of the other classes than dumb down warriors.


    Blurbl wrote: »
    Ok, Warrior tanking is insanely hard compared to Druid and Paladin tanking.

    Am I meant to be switching devastate targets? Shockwave/TC/Cleave don't seem to do much.

    Generally speaking, I don't devastate a whole lot on AE packs. It's mostly pull > TC and position > shockwave, and then I tab target, cleave, revenge, shield slam, and then devastate when the others are down.

    I also just abuse cleave in heroics. Glyph of cleave is great for this. Just have to make sure you're switching through so everybody's getting hit.

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  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Warriors are the unsung heroes of the tank world.

    Hard to play, but fucking amazing if you're good at it.

    The funny thing is Warriors really aren't that hard to play (at least not for me after doing it for three years), it's just that Paladins are so brain dead easy to tank as, it makes Warriors seem hard to play.

    Well, there are too many buttons to press.

    There's 8 for a warrior to use in raiding.

    There's 4 for paladins.

    There's 2 for dks.

    There's 1 for druids, depending on aoe or single target.

    Uhh, there are more than two buttons for a DK, if the player isn't a moron. There are at least six. I mean, I guess you could tank with just Icy Touch and Plague Strike, but I don't recommend it.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Blurbl wrote: »
    Ok, Warrior tanking is insanely hard compared to Druid and Paladin tanking.

    Am I meant to be switching devastate targets? Shockwave/TC/Cleave don't seem to do much.

    Put vigilance on the person doing the most AoE threat. Don't do it based on who's doing the most single target or dps.

    For instance, a boomkin does significantly more AoE threat than a mage, but a mage may be kicking their ass in dps. And that rogue is lolthreat.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Warriors are the unsung heroes of the tank world.

    Hard to play, but fucking amazing if you're good at it.

    The funny thing is Warriors really aren't that hard to play (at least not for me after doing it for three years), it's just that Paladins are so brain dead easy to tank as, it makes Warriors seem hard to play.

    Well, there are too many buttons to press.

    There's 8 for a warrior to use in raiding.

    There's 4 for paladins.

    There's 2 for dks.

    There's 1 for druids, depending on aoe or single target.

    Uhh, there are more than two buttons for a DK, if the player isn't a moron. There are at least six. I mean, I guess you could tank with just Icy Touch and Plague Strike, but I don't recommend it.

    I know, but you could have a DK tank with two buttons on anything but progression.

    bowen on
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  • dojangodojango Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    When I first started playing WoW (back when the only tanks were warriors and the only healers were priests), I used to run into terrible, terrible tanks all the time. When I finally ran into a good one and complimented him on it, he taught me the secret of successful warrior tanking: "Just bind all your keys to sunder armor, and bang your fists on the keyboard as hard as you can."

    Three years and six keyboards later, that advice has always stood me in good stead.

    dojango on
  • LockeColeLockeCole Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    Blurbl wrote: »
    Ok, Warrior tanking is insanely hard compared to Druid and Paladin tanking.

    Am I meant to be switching devastate targets? Shockwave/TC/Cleave don't seem to do much.

    Put vigilance on the person doing the most AoE threat. Don't do it based on who's doing the most single target or dps.

    For instance, a boomkin does significantly more AoE threat than a mage, but a mage may be kicking their ass in dps. And that rogue is lolthreat.

    Vigilance the warlock. ALWAYS. GIVE IT TO ME.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I love a good warrior tank. For some reason it's a lot more viscerally impressive to see a warrior tank than a paladin/druid/DK. Tanking on my druid just seems so brainless in comparison (lolswipe.)

    I should get back to leveling my warrior. Been sitting idle for like two years, but with the LFD system being what it is now, it'd be pretty easy to level while I learn to tank five mans.

    edit: also yeah, for god's sake vigilance on the warlock

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  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    dojango wrote: »
    When I first started playing WoW (back when the only tanks were warriors and the only healers were priests), I used to run into terrible, terrible tanks all the time. When I finally ran into a good one and complimented him on it, he taught me the secret of successful warrior tanking: "Just bind all your keys to sunder armor, and bang your fists on the keyboard as hard as you can."

    Three years and six keyboards later, that advice has always stood me in good stead.

    Except that now that would be just about the worst advice you could possibly give to a new warrior tank.

    That or telling him to spam demoralizing shout for threat, I guess.

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  • NargorothRiPNargorothRiP Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i think that was a joke...

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The problem was it was a good idea back in the day Nargo. They changed it so only the first sunder generates the high threat.

    bowen on
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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wait for 5 sunders!

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't know. I like easy. If I'm going to be enduring something for 3-4 hours I want the experience rather laid back and somewhat mindless. Why do you think people pick Pai in Virtua Fighter?

    JJ on
  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah I really hope raiding in Cata doesn't go back to the "everyone stick their thumbs up their asses until the tank gets threat then we can actual fight" horseshit that was vanilla raiding.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    "Ok, the tank got the core hound. ALRIGHT CLOTHIES WAND THAT SHIT!"

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  • Kai_SanKai_San Commonly known as Klineshrike! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hmm 1 and 2/3 levels on a warlock with about 1 million exp worth of rest.

    Think its possible in 6 hours?

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  • LockeColeLockeCole Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah I really hope raiding in Cata doesn't go back to the "everyone stick their thumbs up their asses until the tank gets threat then we can actual fight" horseshit that was vanilla raiding.

    Dunno about raiding, but so far in 5mans tanks seem to have plenty of snap aggro - I do have to watch my aggro generation after that, but thats true in WotLK too.

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  • NargorothRiPNargorothRiP Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah it was comical early on in molten core when there really wasnt ae tanking. waiting for each respective tank to build aggro and control it was hilarious as fuck for the dps. MANY WHELPS!

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mmm, I rememebr my first character in WoW. Yggdrasil the Human Warrior. I offtanked as an Arms warrior in nothing but blues and greens all the way into BWL. All that raiding through MC and I never got a single piece of loot >.>
    My Draconian Deflector was the shit though.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Man, these voice files on MMO-Champ are pretty good.
    Vol'jin is considering leaving the Horde over Angry Orc's lead.

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  • LockeColeLockeCole Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah it was comical early on in molten core when there really wasnt ae tanking. waiting for each respective tank to build aggro and control it was hilarious as fuck for the dps. MANY WHELPS!

    Heh.

    I have to say the biggest addon I am missing in dungeons in cata (other than my dot timers) is omen. I know you can see threat displayed in the base UI, but I'm so used to looking at the omen window to see whats going on.

    Remember when everyone had to have omen installed for it to work right?

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Warriors are the unsung heroes of the tank world.

    Hard to play, but fucking amazing if you're good at it.

    The funny thing is Warriors really aren't that hard to play (at least not for me after doing it for three years), it's just that Paladins are so brain dead easy to tank as, it makes Warriors seem hard to play.

    Well, there are too many buttons to press.

    There's 8 for a warrior to use in raiding.

    There's 4 for paladins.

    There's 2 for dks.

    There's 1 for druids, depending on aoe or single target.

    Uhh, there are more than two buttons for a DK, if the player isn't a moron. There are at least six. I mean, I guess you could tank with just Icy Touch and Plague Strike, but I don't recommend it.

    I know, but you could have a DK tank with two buttons on anything but progression.

    No, not really.

    You are gonna need at LEAST 4 even for loleroics.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, you need to apply diseases, spread diseases, bloodboil and DnD.

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What's with the hate on frost these days? I'm seeing a lot of references to blood as the tank spec now.

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  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Man, these voice files on MMO-Champ are pretty good.
    Vol'jin is considering leaving the Horde over Angry Orc's lead.

    That's kinda old actually
    That's near the beginning IIRC. Thrall appears near the end of the Troll starting area and tells Vol'jin he has his reasons for putting Garrosh in charge and to trust him. Vol'jin is hesitant but says that he trusts Thrall.

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  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Panda4You wrote: »
    What's with the hate on frost these days? I'm seeing a lot of references to blood as the tank spec now.

    EH

    Nobody on
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    LockeCole wrote: »
    Remember when everyone had to have omen installed for it to work right?

    I do not miss that.

    I still use omen, though.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Panda4You wrote: »
    What's with the hate on frost these days? I'm seeing a lot of references to blood as the tank spec now.
    Well, it's going to be THE tank spec in Cata, so get started now!

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  • douglydougly Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Off the top of my head, I count 20 abilities I have bound and use regularly as a DK tank:

    icy touch
    plague strike
    death strike
    death and decay
    blood boil
    heart strike
    icebound fortitude
    vampiric embrace
    hysteria
    anti-magic shell
    rune strike
    raise ghoul
    death pact
    strangulate
    chains of ice
    mind freeze
    death grip
    dark command
    empower rune weapon
    horn of winter

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    At any one time, 2, though, that's if you're frost. Howling blast, blood boil, blood boil, dead.

    Or. Icy Touch, Icy Touch, Rune Strike, dead.

    Anyone who chooses more because "more buttons" and not "more utility" is silly.

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  • IshtaarIshtaar Fun is underrated. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Panda4You wrote: »
    What's with the hate on frost these days? I'm seeing a lot of references to blood as the tank spec now.

    I love me some frost tanking in 5 mans; with Glyphed HB and BB you barely even need D&D in pugs. You're definitely much squishier than Blood for raids though. =/

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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Let's see, my tank spec has Runestrike bound to every RP generating attack. So there's one less button to hit. I mainly use IT, SS, Pest, then BS and HS and DnD on big pulls. I can think of 10 buttons, tops, I really use.

    My paladin it's maybe half that.

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    At any one time, 2, though, that's if you're frost. Howling blast, blood boil, blood boil, dead.

    Or. Icy Touch, Icy Touch, Rune Strike, dead.

    Anyone who chooses more because "more buttons" and not "more utility" is silly.

    Yeah, but who tanks Frost?

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shryke wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    At any one time, 2, though, that's if you're frost. Howling blast, blood boil, blood boil, dead.

    Or. Icy Touch, Icy Touch, Rune Strike, dead.

    Anyone who chooses more because "more buttons" and not "more utility" is silly.

    Yeah, but who tanks Frost?

    Me bitches.

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  • XArchangelXXArchangelX Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shryke wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    At any one time, 2, though, that's if you're frost. Howling blast, blood boil, blood boil, dead.

    Or. Icy Touch, Icy Touch, Rune Strike, dead.

    Anyone who chooses more because "more buttons" and not "more utility" is silly.

    Yeah, but who tanks Frost?

    I tanked Frost all the way to 80. I didn't even know what Rune Strike was till I dinged and reviewed my skills.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Isn't threat decay going to start being a thing in cataclysm? A return to "wait for five sunders" seems unlikely.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    dougly wrote: »
    Off the top of my head, I count 20 abilities I have bound and use regularly as a DK tank:

    icy touch
    plague strike
    death strike
    death and decay
    blood boil
    heart strike
    icebound fortitude
    vampiric embrace
    hysteria
    anti-magic shell
    rune strike
    raise ghoul
    death pact
    strangulate
    chains of ice
    mind freeze
    death grip
    dark command
    empower rune weapon
    horn of winter

    :rotate:

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Let's see, my tank spec has Runestrike bound to every RP generating attack. So there's one less button to hit. I mainly use IT, SS, Pest, then BS and HS and DnD on big pulls. I can think of 10 buttons, tops, I really use.

    My paladin it's maybe half that.

    Judgement, holy shield, SoR, HotR, Consecrate, avengers shield.

    Hammer of Wrath on low health

    Holy Wrath on undead.

    Plus a lot more incidentals.

    So 6-8 constantly used abilities for a prot pally and considerably more depending on the situation.

    All the plate tanks use about the same amount of buttons for tanking.

    Long story short this whole thing is dumb and everyone wants to be a unique snowflake that has it so hard.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Isn't threat decay going to start being a thing in cataclysm? A return to "wait for five sunders" seems unlikely.

    They mentioned they were thinking about it, but I don't think they've really gone through with it yet? I could be wrong though.

    Personally, I hate the idea. I can manage my threat without too much difficulty by maintaining a threat buffer between myself and the tank, but with fast threat decay, that goes out the window.

    I mean sure, I guess it's technically its reasonable to expect the tank not to suck, but I liked being able to still function with a shit tank.

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