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[WoW] The new [Chat Thread] full of chatalysmic puns

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now I do have to get a mammoth on my warrior because it's an annual halloween thing I do
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    I just use the halloween candy, the Winterfall firewater and the Spell the Witch doctor gives you
    I was curious does the giant meal stack with it?

    Brainleech on
  • RaekreuRaekreu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Yah, I sent in a ticket as soon as I got suspicious and she didn't respond to a RealID tell. Probably about halfway through the actual dumping process. I did what a could, and even knowing there was literally nothing else I could do, it's still a gut empty helpless feeling.

    Happened to me, once. Got logged out and when I tried to log back in someone had registered an authenticator to my account. I opened a new gmail account, got out a WoW 10 day trial pass, started a toon on the same server and immediately opened a ticket to put my main account on lockdown. I found out later that same day that the same thing had happened to 4 other people in my guild and that our gbank had been completely emptied. To add insult to injury, the jerks deleted all of the toons on my guildie's accounts when they were done.

    Raekreu on
  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    And in other news, China is finally getting Wrath, only two years late...

    ...and with no Death Knights.

    Not that it really matters, since any Chinese players wanting to play have likely been doing so through proxies and the Taiwanese client.

    korodullin on
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  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Why would they not get Death Knights? Does it violate some archaic Chinese law or cultural sensibility (or both)?

    e: After reading that story, yes, apparently images of the undead are in fact illegal in china. At least skeletons. How this makes Death Knights illegal, I don't know. What a stupid fucking law.

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    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's less about Death Knights offending the Chinese culturally and more about any roadblock and barrier that the Chinese government can possibly throw up short of outright banning the game.

    Either someone somewhere failed to pay their bribes or China had a sudden fit of protectionism and decided to go after WoW, and that's pretty much all there is to it.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I thought that exposed bones or something were a big cultural taboo in china. Aren't all the undead models redone in the chinese client?

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
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  • Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Indeed they are. And the skeletons left behind by players are tombstones instead.

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The undead models without bones are actually kinda awesome.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    How do they reconcile that the entire point of Wrath is a giant undead army sweeping the land?

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  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    re: guilds getting hacked.

    My guild's GM got hacked a while back. The hacker booted everybody from the guild, looted the guildbank, nd then /gdisbanded. GM got his account back, and we had to wait on a response on the ticket to see if they would re-set up the guild for us or if we had to re-set up the guild ourselves.

    We figured this was the perfect time to get our black war bears though, it's hard to use level 1 spies to track where the raiding party is if none of them have a guild tag :D

    (for the record, we had to redo the guild from scratch, and the recovery team didn't give the GM enough money to cover the bank tabs).




    In other news, my baby warrior on Draenor hit 50. I had the choice of getting Warbringer, or Devastate.

    Hmm, lets see: The ability to charge in defensive stance, and in combat. Or an ability which is damage with a sunder armor effect.

    I figured Devastate can wait until 51 :P

    Nobody on
  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think I have lost the last tiny bit of faith I had in the vast majority of WoW's population. My Priest has been LFD level for less than a week now but I have only managed to complete I think 3 dungeons total and it's been RFC every time. Oh I have gotten other dungeons but the inevitable onslaught of stupid forces me out time and time again. This morning I log before work and figure I will try and get something in so I queue up and it pops and we get VC. I am good with this since I have not done VC in awhile. It loads and I start passing the forts around. Queue DPS and tank rushing in and pulling about 7 or 8 mobs. I throw up a PW: S on the tank and immediately get the aggro of most of those mobs. I zone out, they wipe, tanks says in /p chat "WTF HEALER?" and it went downhill from there. I left group and logged. :?

    Mutilate on
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's because they have an 80 and think heroic farming with ICC25 people is how low level dungeons work too.

    bowen on
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  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They are dumb. That's really all I can muster up right now.

    Mutilate on
  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm always kind of boggled by how many new players the game still has.

    I queued and got gun'drak on my 76 warrior yesterday. Everyone but me died on the golem boss, and started running back. So, 3-4 minutes of waiting. Then two of them zone in the back entrance, promptly pulled things, and died again. After they both released, another one zoned in the back; he repeatedly claimed he had zoned in the front entrance and that trash must have respawned. The other guy, near as I could tell, never found his way back to either entrance.

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm always kind of boggled by how many new players the game still has.

    I queued and got gun'drak on my 76 warrior yesterday. Everyone but me died on the golem boss, and started running back. So, 3-4 minutes of waiting. Then two of them zone in the back entrance, promptly pulled things, and died again. After they both released, another one zoned in the back; he repeatedly claimed he had zoned in the front entrance and that trash must have respawned. The other guy, near as I could tell, never found his way back to either entrance.

    There's a semi-reasonable argument to be made that you should have to find a dungeon first before getting it in your random queue. Just give some kind of quest that takes them to the entrance and bang, they're 'attuned.' Alternately, make them do a real attunement like the old days and revel in the ocean of tears :P

    Bobble on
  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Queue DPS and tank rushing in and pulling about 7 or 8 mobs. I throw up a PW: S on the tank and immediately get the aggro of most of those mobs. I zone out, they wipe, tanks says in /p chat "WTF HEALER?" and it went downhill from there. I left group and logged. :?

    Fade man :P

    Also LFD leveling my priest, 76 now. Fade is a godsend in pugs.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The better solution is to just pop them back into the dungeon at the beginning. Fuck the ghost run. I'm looking at you stockades.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Queue DPS and tank rushing in and pulling about 7 or 8 mobs. I throw up a PW: S on the tank and immediately get the aggro of most of those mobs. I zone out, they wipe, tanks says in /p chat "WTF HEALER?" and it went downhill from there. I left group and logged. :?

    Fade man :P

    That would have fixed everything :P
    bowen wrote: »
    The better solution is to just pop them back into the dungeon at the beginning. Fuck the ghost run. I'm looking at you stockades.

    Some of those runs are terrible. Especially the earlier instances that have obscure entrances. VC and WC are horrible to find.

    Mutilate on
  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Queue DPS and tank rushing in and pulling about 7 or 8 mobs. I throw up a PW: S on the tank and immediately get the aggro of most of those mobs. I zone out, they wipe, tanks says in /p chat "WTF HEALER?" and it went downhill from there. I left group and logged. :?

    Fade man :P

    That would have fixed everything :P
    bowen wrote: »
    The better solution is to just pop them back into the dungeon at the beginning. Fuck the ghost run. I'm looking at you stockades.

    Some of those runs are terrible. Especially the earlier instances that have obscure entrances. VC and WC are horrible to find.

    Oh I know. I was just using it as an opportunity to gush about the priest toolkit.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No really, fuck the stockades ghost run.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Queue DPS and tank rushing in and pulling about 7 or 8 mobs. I throw up a PW: S on the tank and immediately get the aggro of most of those mobs. I zone out, they wipe, tanks says in /p chat "WTF HEALER?" and it went downhill from there. I left group and logged. :?

    Fade man :P

    That would have fixed everything :P
    bowen wrote: »
    The better solution is to just pop them back into the dungeon at the beginning. Fuck the ghost run. I'm looking at you stockades.

    Some of those runs are terrible. Especially the earlier instances that have obscure entrances. VC and WC are horrible to find.

    Oh I know. I was just using it as an opportunity to gush about the priest toolkit.

    I agree. I am actually enjoying leveling up my priest and I do enjoy healing and, at least for now, Disc healing is pretty different than other healing models in the game. Maybe I will meet up with some good groups tonight? Why....why are you all laughing at me? Was it something I said?

    Mutilate on
  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Queue DPS and tank rushing in and pulling about 7 or 8 mobs. I throw up a PW: S on the tank and immediately get the aggro of most of those mobs. I zone out, they wipe, tanks says in /p chat "WTF HEALER?" and it went downhill from there. I left group and logged. :?

    Fade man :P

    That would have fixed everything :P
    bowen wrote: »
    The better solution is to just pop them back into the dungeon at the beginning. Fuck the ghost run. I'm looking at you stockades.

    Some of those runs are terrible. Especially the earlier instances that have obscure entrances. VC and WC are horrible to find.

    re: Priest in low level LFD:

    By the time my priest hit the level 40 dungeons, I was getting complimented on how fast I hit Fade on aggro. My reply was always that I had a lot of practice.

    re: dungeon runs

    Don't forget Mara, BRD, and the new ICC 5 mans.

    In fact, I think Mara for the Pristine Waters segment has to be the worst given that you can't just jump back to that portion. You have to find your way to the orange or purple entrance so you can rez, pop out of the dungeon, and then use the "teleport to dungeon" function to pop back in at the spawn point.

    Nobody on
  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This is actually why I love TidyPlates for my health plate addon. Bars turn yellow = time to fade.

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  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the ICC 5 mans are not bad once you know where they are. Finding them the first time is painful though. :(

    Mutilate on
  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In my experience, if my group wiped in the ICC 5 mans, I'd always encounter somebody in the group who didn't know where the entrance is when they were trying to get back in to rez.

    Nobody on
  • mturalonmturalon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    forty wrote: »
    mturalon wrote: »
    forty wrote: »

    Edit: Also, I can't say I've seen a significant tank bottleneck at the raid level. A lot of those bad tanks can't hack it at the raid level and don't even want to try unless they have to.

    My current guild has 3 10 man teams running = 6 tanks, we run once a week on 25 where you only need 2-3 tanks. This = bottleneck.

    Also we have 3 to 4 OT's that DPS in 10 man ICC but tank other content, so technically you have 9 people or so that 'could' roll on tank gear based on other raids the guild runs...this also = bottleneck.
    It's only a bottleneck if all six want to tank. In my DK's guild, I DPS'd on the 25-man raids and tanked in the 10-mans. I got tank gear from 25-mans when none of the main tanks needed it. It didn't feel bottlenecky in the least.

    Also, I don't think your guild is going to be running 3 10-man teams and a 25-man in Cataclysm.

    Edit: Another also, look at what the discussion is about. Will this apparent 9 tank bottleneck that your guild somehow has go away if tanking is made harder? Are some of them bad tanks who will be scared off by the changes?

    I was following the thread. I was simply saying that now, as it stands, there is a bottleneck. It may not feel that way to you by getting to roll on DPS gear and then tank gear after everyone has it, but for me, in a guild where 25s are hard to keep up attendance for, it is bottlenecky. When you have to wait weeks to get a 25 man that goes anywhere, hope that the tank piece drops immediately for the 3 people tanking, and then wait to see it again for a chance to roll against 6 other people?

    Will this go away when tanking becomes 'harder' more than likely. I actually hope it does. In Cataclysm, I'll be very surprised if my guild does 25 mans at all. Of course that's entirely dependent upon how 'tuned' these instances are for 10's vs 25's.

    However that doesn't change the feeling of ICC 10/25 raids as it has stood for the past 6 months, and won't change how it feels for the next X months....

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I didn't think the entrances to the ICC 5 mans was that hard to find.

    One of the first things I did when I resubbed was try out the LFD tool; of course, boom, forge of souls. I don't remember how I died but I was running back, and based on the location of the gravestone icon and where the bridges connect with the main citadel, it was fairly obvious where to go. Didn't see a doorway on one level, so I flew one up, and there it was.

    Far easier than finding your way back to some of the old world instances, and honestly even easier than gun'drak (which for some retarded reason puts you closer to the back entrance when you release.)

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
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  • El FantasticoEl Fantastico Toronto, ONRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have a dilemma.

    I don't know whether to name my next character Sarahfailin, or RobotUnicorn.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like the first one.

    bowen on
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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nobody wrote: »
    In my experience, if my group wiped in the ICC 5 mans, I'd always encounter somebody in the group who didn't know where the entrance is when they were trying to get back in to rez.

    This happened to me the other day. Thankfully, my directions are pretty solid and macro'd, just for occasions such as these.

    Beyond Normal on
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  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nobody wrote: »
    In my experience, if my group wiped in the ICC 5 mans, I'd always encounter somebody in the group who didn't know where the entrance is when they were trying to get back in to rez.

    This happened to me the other day. Thankfully, my directions are pretty solid and macro'd, just for occasions such as these.

    You know what else is solid and macro'd?
    ha. I bet you thought I was going to make a dick joke. Well I didn't. Now what?

    Mutilate on
  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Nobody wrote: »
    In my experience, if my group wiped in the ICC 5 mans, I'd always encounter somebody in the group who didn't know where the entrance is when they were trying to get back in to rez.

    This happened to me the other day. Thankfully, my directions are pretty solid and macro'd, just for occasions such as these.

    You know what else is solid and macro'd?
    ha. I bet you thought I was going to make a dick joke. Well I didn't. Now what?
    8============================================================D

    I'm always the one doing all the work in this relationship.

    Beyond Normal on
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  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Nobody wrote: »
    In my experience, if my group wiped in the ICC 5 mans, I'd always encounter somebody in the group who didn't know where the entrance is when they were trying to get back in to rez.

    This happened to me the other day. Thankfully, my directions are pretty solid and macro'd, just for occasions such as these.

    You know what else is solid and macro'd?
    ha. I bet you thought I was going to make a dick joke. Well I didn't. Now what?
    8============================================================D

    I'm always the one doing all the work in this relationship.

    it's not my fault. We are in a recession. :(

    Mutilate on
  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Nobody wrote: »
    In my experience, if my group wiped in the ICC 5 mans, I'd always encounter somebody in the group who didn't know where the entrance is when they were trying to get back in to rez.

    This happened to me the other day. Thankfully, my directions are pretty solid and macro'd, just for occasions such as these.

    You know what else is solid and macro'd?
    ha. I bet you thought I was going to make a dick joke. Well I didn't. Now what?
    8============================================================D

    I'm always the one doing all the work in this relationship.

    it's not my fault. We are in a recession. :(

    I blame the public school system.

    Beyond Normal on
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  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Nobody wrote: »
    In my experience, if my group wiped in the ICC 5 mans, I'd always encounter somebody in the group who didn't know where the entrance is when they were trying to get back in to rez.

    This happened to me the other day. Thankfully, my directions are pretty solid and macro'd, just for occasions such as these.

    You know what else is solid and macro'd?
    ha. I bet you thought I was going to make a dick joke. Well I didn't. Now what?
    8============================================================D

    I'm always the one doing all the work in this relationship.

    it's not my fault. We are in a recession. :(

    I blame the public school system.

    I read that as pubic school system. What do you think that means?

    Mutilate on
  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Nobody wrote: »
    In my experience, if my group wiped in the ICC 5 mans, I'd always encounter somebody in the group who didn't know where the entrance is when they were trying to get back in to rez.

    This happened to me the other day. Thankfully, my directions are pretty solid and macro'd, just for occasions such as these.

    You know what else is solid and macro'd?
    ha. I bet you thought I was going to make a dick joke. Well I didn't. Now what?
    8============================================================D

    I'm always the one doing all the work in this relationship.

    it's not my fault. We are in a recession. :(

    I blame the public school system.

    I read that as pubic school system. What do you think that means?

    That you and I have some new problems.

    Beyond Normal on
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  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Pubic, public? What's the difference?

    Mutilate on
  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Making your pubes public is one of the milestones of becoming a man. I remember when I did it in high school, before and after a lacrosse game.

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  • MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't really recall the day my pubes went public. I always kept them nice and combed though. You never know when you will meet someone new.

    Mutilate on
  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    There's not enough D: in the world for the direction this thread is taking.

    Grundlestiltskin on
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