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[WoW] The new [Chat Thread] full of chatalysmic puns

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  • RaekreuRaekreu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    forty wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    How do they reconcile that the entire point of Wrath is a giant undead army sweeping the land?
    In China it's a giant walkie-talkie army sweeping the land.

    I lol'd at the mental image this conjured of the intro movie.

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    :?
    I just asked a warlock not to pull so I could actually gather the mobs and get rage, and was told "fuk u. faggot."
    Wheeee, instant queues are fun.

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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rizzi wrote: »
    :?
    I just asked a warlock not to pull so I could actually gather the mobs and get rage, and was told "fuk u. faggot."
    Wheeee, instant queues are fun.

    /ignore and then let him die.

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  • Alien QueenAlien Queen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Some people are just so angry :(

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sadly the healer didn't seem to be the vengeful type.

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    EDIT: Wasn't Shogoth the biggest bad of the lovecraftian big bads?
    The baddest trash mobs, but still just trash.

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  • Al BaronAl Baron Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Heh.

    Apparently Dalaran Wizards become Ambermill Witchaloks come Cata.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Al Baron wrote: »
    Heh.

    Apparently Dalaran Wizards become Ambermill Witchaloks come Cata.

    Oh hahahaha, that's awesome.

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    forty wrote: »
    Aeyther wrote: »
    Rizzi wrote: »
    Fuck me. Trying to level a druid as balance, but it takes 20 minutes to get a group, which then falls apart because no-one seems to fucking know how to tank. At this rate I might as well just spec feral and tank this shit.

    Queue as a healer. No one should notice until you're about lv60.

    As long as the tank is decent, you shouldn't have any huge problems healing as balance til 80.
    That seemed to be the problem in the first place.

    I probably should have mentioned I can't read. Either way, healing gets you groups faster, bad tanks or not. Putting the bad tanks on ignore means you won't ever see them again. Which can be good or bad.

    Ironzerg also has a good point.
    Well, yeah, I just leveled feral and tanked any dungeon I did while leveling up my druid (pre-LFD), so obviously that will fix one problem, but it sounded like the guy actually wanted to play an oomkin instead of tanking everything.

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Panda4You wrote: »
    EDIT: Wasn't Shogoth the biggest bad of the lovecraftian big bads?
    The baddest trash mobs, but still just trash.

    Ahh, for some reason I thought I remembered him as being our imminent destruction. Then again, with the scale of humans they don't really need a heavy hitter to bring about our apocalypse

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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, which is why I recommended he heal dungeons. With tanks having heirlooms nowadays they barely need any healing at all. But he also said he runs into terrible tanks... so I'm out of ideas.

    At least when you're healing you can let baddies die.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Al Baron wrote: »
    Heh.

    Apparently Dalaran Wizards become Ambermill Witchaloks come Cata.

    Do you know what this means?
    They can make wolfoids.

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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wish I had a screenshot of Recount after this happened. I just did a random H OK and there was an unholy DK who did an overall DPS of 700, half that of the healer. His top 5 damaging attacks were: Melee, DnD, Blood Boil, Nercrosis, and Death Coil, in that order. He used Icy Touch a grand total of five times.

    Thankfully the tank and I were doing more than half the group's total damage, or that place would have been bad.

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  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Here you go, a screenshot of someone from a few months ago so bad they had to be some kind of hyperbole.
    terribad.jpg

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  • formatformat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have become very unforgiving when it comes to those special players recently.

    A prot warrior joined lfg as DPS. I kicked him out 2 pulls in.

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  • Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Arikado wrote: »
    Al Baron wrote: »
    Heh.

    Apparently Dalaran Wizards become Ambermill Witchaloks come Cata.

    Do you know what this means?
    They can make wolfoids.

    Someone put that on the WoWHead site as well. I don't have a WoWHead account, so if that was you... :^: .

    If not then :^: to whoever that guy is too.

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  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Just watched a 76 DK pull 2k overall DPS in VH, 2.3k dps on Cyangosa. Why do other DKs have such a hard time with this?

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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Here you go, a screenshot of someone from a few months ago so bad they had to be some kind of hyperbole.
    terribad.jpg

    Oh lawdy...

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  • tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is there any info out yet on the updated racials for the classic races? Because comparing my gnome's racials to goblins is just :*(

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is there any info out yet on the updated racials for the classic races? Because comparing my gnome's racials to goblins is just :*(

    Nope.

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is there any info out yet on the updated racials for the classic races? Because comparing my gnome's racials to goblins is just :*(

    I hear ya man.

    The engineering bonus is so much better.

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  • Alien QueenAlien Queen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Personally, I'm hoping they do away with all of those 'trade-skill-plus racials'

    When I create a character......I just feel obliged to pick that trade-skill, blah!

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Arikado wrote: »
    Al Baron wrote: »
    Heh.

    Apparently Dalaran Wizards become Ambermill Witchaloks come Cata.

    Do you know what this means?
    They can make wolfoids.
    This is the only in game reference to PA, right?

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They won't do away with them, their plan is to make the trade skill racials "more fun", whatever that means.

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  • RaekreuRaekreu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Personally, I'm hoping they do away with all of those 'trade-skill-plus racials'

    When I create a character......I just feel obliged to pick that trade-skill, blah!

    I know what you mean, it seems like such a waste if you don't make use of it.

    Hopefully they'll release some information on the revamped racial abilities soon. I'm really digging the activated bonuses that goblins get, rocket barrage and rocket jump in particular. Having access to your bank via a cooldown is also stupidly useful.

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  • SaerisSaeris Borb Enthusiast flapflapflapflapRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    reVerse wrote: »
    They won't do away with them, their plan is to make the trade skill racials "more fun", whatever that means.

    +20 instead of +10.

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  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Blizzard has got to do something about the d-bags who leave a group right after a boss when their item doesn't drop. That's twice it's happened to be in my random today.

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    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
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  • AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Blizzard has got to do something about the d-bags who leave a group right after a boss when their item doesn't drop. That's twice it's happened to be in my random today.

    I think you can report that.

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  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Best HoR run ever. Got the trash drop wand and the nice helm from the Lich King sequence. And it was a flawless run :P

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    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
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  • ED!ED! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Aeyther wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Blizzard has got to do something about the d-bags who leave a group right after a boss when their item doesn't drop. That's twice it's happened to be in my random today.

    I think you can report that.

    That shouldn't be a reportable offense. It SHOULD factor into how often you are able to be slotted into random groups. So for example if you drop group during an instance, you got some modifier on your character that downgrades your place in the LFG que. Make it a stacking debuff to where eventually you're at the bottom of the heap. But reportable - come on.

    As for groups, I am infinitely sick of 6K geared folks strolling into these raids, expecting everyone to know these fights flawlessly, and then pouting when "Omg. . ." someone dies, or doesn't take the sickness debuff off someone. Shockingly it is almost always the guy with the most annoying voice in vent. This time it was some Pally who hopped in midway through instance, who wanted me to hearth BACK to Dalaran, and then pop over to UC to respec and get my DPS gear and then hop on back to the instance so he could tank because "I feel more comfortable tanking. . ." I said screw that, if I leave I leave the group. What is the point of being there if its not to freaking learn the damn encounter. :x

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  • MorvidusMorvidus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Don't you hate it when your alt ends up being better geared than your main?

    Main: Morvidian

    Alt: Cadberri

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  • GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Why is it always the shittiest dps that call for fast runs? It was UK and I was on my druid. Rogue and Shaman healer are from the same server/guild. The first thing the rogue says is "make this a speed run, the healer has to leave soon". So I pull the first hallway whole (it's only UK after all) and then chain pull. The rogue has maybe 1300 dps and before we're even near the first boss the Shaman cries for Innervate.

    I'm probably the nicest tank in LFD. I do all the bosses in shitty dungeons if they ask me. I'll even ask them when we start a dungeon with skippable bosses. I do stupid achievements that take more time than the regular way (the Ooze one in HoS comes to mind) I have no problems with going slow to accomodate a newish healer. But clamoring for a speedrun while bringing shitty dps and not having the regen for it yanks my chain.

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  • Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Grobian wrote: »
    Why is it always the shittiest dps that call for fast runs? It was UK and I was on my druid. Rogue and Shaman healer are from the same server/guild. The first thing the rogue says is "make this a speed run, the healer has to leave soon". So I pull the first hallway whole (it's only UK after all) and then chain pull. The rogue has maybe 1300 dps and before we're even near the first boss the Shaman cries for Innervate.

    I'm probably the nicest tank in LFD. I do all the bosses in shitty dungeons if they ask me. I'll even ask them when we start a dungeon with skippable bosses. I do stupid achievements that take more time than the regular way (the Ooze one in HoS comes to mind) I have no problems with going slow to accomodate a newish healer. But clamoring for a speedrun while bringing shitty dps and not having the regen for it yanks my chain.

    For what it's worth, those first mobs in UK have a nasty debuff, that can drop even well-geared tanks if you as a healer aren't paying attention; he might have lost alot more mana than he anticipated.

    Of course, if he struggled with that bit, neither he nor his friend should have been asking and getting on your case about making it a fast run.

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  • Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Frederick, MDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Redcoat-13 wrote: »
    Grobian wrote: »
    Why is it always the shittiest dps that call for fast runs? It was UK and I was on my druid. Rogue and Shaman healer are from the same server/guild. The first thing the rogue says is "make this a speed run, the healer has to leave soon". So I pull the first hallway whole (it's only UK after all) and then chain pull. The rogue has maybe 1300 dps and before we're even near the first boss the Shaman cries for Innervate.

    I'm probably the nicest tank in LFD. I do all the bosses in shitty dungeons if they ask me. I'll even ask them when we start a dungeon with skippable bosses. I do stupid achievements that take more time than the regular way (the Ooze one in HoS comes to mind) I have no problems with going slow to accomodate a newish healer. But clamoring for a speedrun while bringing shitty dps and not having the regen for it yanks my chain.

    For what it's worth, those first mobs in UK have a nasty debuff, that can drop even well-geared tanks if you as a healer aren't paying attention; he might have lost alot more mana than he anticipated.

    Of course, if he struggled with that bit, neither he nor his friend should have been asking and getting on your case about making it a fast run.

    This happened to me the other day. We had a decent group, dude pulled the whole first room and dropped almost instantly. I ended up Evasion-tanking the whole group will doing some kind of absurd DPS on my rogue. I think only the healer and myself made it out in one piece.

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  • PirusuPirusu Pierce Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Heh, back before they changed CoS so you could skip the RP sequence at the beginning, I had a druid (who was the tank) who basically spammed party chat with "can we do a speed run" and "lets make this fast".

    No one had started the event though, so they sat around while I went back and did the stupid thing myself.

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  • MrIamMeMrIamMe Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I had one call for a speed run in h-dtk the other day.

    So I pull the first hallway was all good.

    Pulled the room with trollgore, noticed healer out of mana super fast, so I wait till I get low pop vamp blood, Icebound fort, summon ghoul and sac it for a 37k heal.

    Looking at the guy he is in feral gear, and not good stuff either. It was terrible. I am not a gear whore, I don't particularly care, but this guy refused to even listen to any thing. He was all "gogogogo" while dps lay dead. He said his gear was optimal. Honestly at any moment I expect a "We are no strangers to love"

    We cant vote kick and I have to go out soon so I just tell the dps to bandage, and I will take care of myself.

    Dps did die a couple of times, and had to run back as the guy wouldnt/couldnt rez "druids can only do it in combat, I have been a druid since vanilla". Guy wouldnt listen. Turned on rankwatch, everything is level 60 spells, guy hasnt trained in forever. How the fuck he got to 80 I will never know.

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  • ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    (45% * Great Tank) + (45% * Great Healer ) + (10% * (DPS + DPS + DPS)) = Speed Run.

    DPS give themselves too much credit.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You give yourself too much credit.

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  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    We actually managed to get a 10 man hardmode run off the ground last night. I had extended my previous lockout, so we were able to skip directly to Blood Wing. Princes were a pain in the ass on hardmode but we got them down, and BQL was a oneshot even with a dead DPS and a miscalled BL. It's nice to be back in the saddle again

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  • noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Leveling a healer through LFD is hard because most tanks are horrible.

    Most healers, on the other hand, are pretty solid.

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