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[Mini-Phalla]: Earth Defense Fleet No. 3 - GAME OVER. VILLAGE VICTORY.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Megatin for shooting at our own

    Phyphor on
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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Alright then, again, megatin must die. If you didn't understand before, my ship-mates will enlighten you, I hope, this time. He is the tactical officer which just fired on 3 ships. My move was unnecessary, but he just tried to kill you all.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well, shit.

    At least we have another sympathizer to space. Isn't that right, Megatin?

    Farangu on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ....the deuce.....

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Um... thinking it over actually if my science officer can reroute his console to me, we don't have to kill him THIS turn, if you know of another more important traitor. I suggested this last turn but it was ignored. :(

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also, all you captains fail for not asking questions

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  • Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wait, what?

    Captain Marcus on
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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well crap, I could have sworn I'd sent in my orders, but I apparently left the PM written waiting for the Invisible Castle roll that I forgot to do. My bad.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Megatin.

    Because goddamnit.

    3clipse on
    I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    And it sounds like Megatin is in need of some spacing.

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So Megatin is on the Chief and fired the Havoc?

    Anyone from the Khan have an explanation their actions?

    Celebrim on
  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Seriously though.

    Khan.

    What the fuck.

    3clipse on
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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Huh.

    So the Khan goes before the Williams

    And the vote kill is last

    So, barring a botched die roll, the Williams is toast

    Farangu on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What treachery is this, Megatin?

    The Anonymous on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    abotkin wrote: »
    Well crap, I could have sworn I'd sent in my orders, but I apparently left the PM written waiting for the Invisible Castle roll that I forgot to do. My bad.

    For future reference it's a bad idea to use the same defense as the bad guy we're killing did yesterday!

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    We're pretty sure our Tactical Officer is compromised.

    Minor Second, what the fuck.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    Huh.

    So the Khan goes before the Williams

    And the vote kill is last

    So, barring a botched die roll, the Williams is toast

    Note that the init order has been different both days, that's not guaranteed

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It figures that most of the bad guys are the ones with the guns

    Farangu on
  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If the ability to reroute that Void Slayer mentioned actually exists, getting the guns out of both of their hands could save the Williams, otherwise I'd say the odds of us surviving next round are approximately 3,720 to 1.

    Celebrim on
  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is the damn Williams. Never tell me the odds!

    Bremen on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, I figured it was a common trait to all science officers.

    Also, let Han fly. I hear he knows some maneuvers. He'll lose them.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    Well crap, I could have sworn I'd sent in my orders, but I apparently left the PM written waiting for the Invisible Castle roll that I forgot to do. My bad.

    For future reference it's a bad idea to use the same defense as the bad guy we're killing did yesterday!

    We've already spaced a traitor from my ship and I actively helped (verifiably so) on day 1.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well send in orders early then! I've already sent today's fail in

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    abotkin wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    Well crap, I could have sworn I'd sent in my orders, but I apparently left the PM written waiting for the Invisible Castle roll that I forgot to do. My bad.

    For future reference it's a bad idea to use the same defense as the bad guy we're killing did yesterday!

    We've already spaced a traitor from my ship and I actively helped (verifiably so) on day 1.

    Yes, but with the transmission earlier that the Williams was free of sympathizers, plus the fact that the Kahn had to close with the Williams AND fire, leads me to believe the balance of sympathizers is not even.

    Farangu on
  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Capfalcon posted the following and then deleted it. How interesting.
    Well, fuck. Here's what happened on the good ship Khan.

    Minor Second's roll bonus is much better than mine. So, we had the Science Officer Divert All Power to Tactical. Now that that we see that was a horrible idea, the new plan is to do the opposite and divert all power FROM Minor second if he's still alive at the end of the night. Actually, we're probably going to do that anyway, since we effectively don't have a Tactical Officer.

    So, Well played, Minor Second. Well played.

    Bremen on
  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was about to ask why Capfalcon deleted his post.

    3clipse on
    I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well, largely because I wanted to check that Minor Second hadn't actually somehow moved us to close range. Which he hadn't.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't think tacs can do that, even with the doubled actions

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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well, it occurs to a suspicious mind that you might have realized the post boiled down to "either the Khan will behave itself from now on, or I am lying". So I just wanted to keep it out there :)

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    SHIP RANGES

    The Labius is at point-blank range with the Piett and the Williams. All other ships are at medium range.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    "CUTTER BEAMS - 2d10 + 4 damage against shields, 2d8 damage + 4 damage against hit points, to up to four targets" D:

    Bad news! We really need to disable the Labius like right now or run away very quickly

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bremen wrote: »
    Well, it occurs to a suspicious mind that you might have realized the post boiled down to "either the Khan will behave itself from now on, or I am lying". So I just wanted to keep it out there :)

    Well, yeah. I was going to repost it now that I saw that we weren't. But someone earlier in the thread said that we had closed with the Williams, and I wanted to make sure I was understanding everything before I gave "the scoop," as it were.

    And, well, we may have another sympathizer on board, but everyone else did there job. So, if the Sympathizers were going all out now, I would think something else odd happened.

    Also, if we don't get the divert all power to work, I'm going to move away from the Piett. Otherwise, I'm going to make two attacks on the Labuis because OH GOD CUTTER BEAMS HURT!

    Capfalcon on
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    Yes, but with the transmission earlier that the Williams was free of sympathizers, plus the fact that the Kahn had to close with the Williams AND fire, leads me to believe the balance of sympathizers is not even.

    Yeah, this is the one that confused me.

    Capfalcon on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Farangu wrote: »
    Yes, but with the transmission earlier that the Williams was free of sympathizers, plus the fact that the Kahn had to close with the Williams AND fire, leads me to believe the balance of sympathizers is not even.

    Yeah, this is the one that confused me.

    Quick, someone check to see if the crew of the Khan have goatees

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Farangu wrote: »
    Yes, but with the transmission earlier that the Williams was free of sympathizers, plus the fact that the Kahn had to close with the Williams AND fire, leads me to believe the balance of sympathizers is not even.

    Yeah, this is the one that confused me.

    Quick, someone check to see if the crew of the Khan have goatees

    ....did we do checks on that?

    Fuck.

    3clipse on
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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Farangu wrote: »
    Yes, but with the transmission earlier that the Williams was free of sympathizers, plus the fact that the Kahn had to close with the Williams AND fire, leads me to believe the balance of sympathizers is not even.

    Yeah, this is the one that confused me.

    Quick, someone check to see if the crew of the Khan have goatees

    FOOLISH PEON! GO TO THE AGONY BOOTH!

    Er. I mean. No...? I shaved this morning!

    Capfalcon on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Farangu wrote: »
    Yes, but with the transmission earlier that the Williams was free of sympathizers, plus the fact that the Kahn had to close with the Williams AND fire, leads me to believe the balance of sympathizers is not even.

    Yeah, this is the one that confused me.

    Quick, someone check to see if the crew of the Khan have goatees

    FOOLISH PEON! GO TO THE AGONY BOOTH!

    Er. I mean. No...? I shaved this morning!

    Sorry too busy trying to figure out "HOW I EXPLODE TORPEDO"

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    In light of all these depressing events, I feel the fleet needs a little diversion, especially given the inactivity of a few onboard my ship, the Cain. And so...


    WHO AM I?

    I'm this classy goose:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSj0WwKHaDg


    And these are my bitches. Say hello, bitches:
    bsg-viper.jpg
    Sup.

    Unfortunately, we're not great at direct combat. We can, given time, maneuver in such a fashion to intercept torpedoes. However, if that doesn't float your boat, all you have to say is:

    Farangu on
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    And these are my bitches. Say hello, bitches:
    bsg-viper-12.jpg
    Sup.

    Well... I think someone had a word with your bitches. They seem to be... absent.

    Capfalcon on
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yes, that's what happens when I can move OR shoot.

    Farangu on
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