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[Mini-Phalla]: Earth Defense Fleet No. 3 - GAME OVER. VILLAGE VICTORY.

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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    In the interests of full disclosure, the Williams used a special ability that let us avoid the first shot fired against us when the Sarlaac attacked. I don't know if that's how we ended up doing a trench run but it's something to keep in mind.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hurfdurf large amounts of vote immunity ain't that great

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Okay this vote also doesn't matter

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong?

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bongs, delroland

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Hurfdurf large amounts of vote immunity ain't that great


    Light the Dac Vin signal and shine its piercing glare on Kay

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  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So with the vote being useless, its just down to a straight up slap-fest between the ships?

    Sweet.

    Not even going to bother voting.

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You should vote for kay hippie otherwise the mafia might get the upper hand in the last minutes.

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    !Hippie for inactivity. :P

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    fffffffffffffff

    gonna die on this ship I need an escape pod :(

    Damnit Mr. D, the only honorable way to go down is jamming to a rock opera of a classic internet meme while watching our vipers fly into the belly of the beast!

    O7

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Memetic weapons are against the 13th Geneva Convention!

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  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bah, fine, Kay

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    VOTE CLOSED

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  • adventfallsadventfalls
    watches everyone be denied

    Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    watches everyone be denied

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I will deny nothingness.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I mean...we didn't expect to accomplish much?

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I wouldn't expect one of the ships to survive the night

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh so the big ship is going to blow up? Good enough

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Oh so the big ship is going to blow up? Good enough

    :^:

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    DAY 7 – RETREAT!? IN OUR MOMENT OF TRIUMPH!?


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    The Cain find itself reeled towards the maw of the SARLAAC, which promptly begins shredding the Mercury-Class Battlestar. Farangu jumps into the cockpit of his own personal Viper and jets out of dodge before the whole ship is ground into fine particles, while Rawkking Goodguy disappears in a flash of blue light, reappearing aboard the bridge of the SARLAAC. All other hands are lost.

    Cain destroyed by the Doom of Lithone.
    Zandracon, Jason Todd, jdarksun and Mr. Defecation are killed.


    The five Vipers all hit their afterburners and dive through the chomping mechanical mouth of the thing that just ate their command ship. Two of them mistime their approach and explode when they slam into debris from the Cain. The quickly catch-up with the Williams and form on it's rear.

    5 vipers attempt to infiltrate the SARLAAC. 2 destroyed.


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    The Chief's science officer once again tries to redirect power from tactical to the helm, but this time his efforts are unsuccessful. The helmsman tries to make lemonade from those lemons, launching a HAVOK against the SARLAAC, but these weapons were not designed to punch through shields and it explodes against the Keter-class object's energy barrier to little effect. The chief engineer tried to give the missile some extra punch, but it was launched before an improved warhead could be fitted.

    SARLAAC takes 2 damage to it's shields.

    On the SARLAAC, the Spartan dashes to the bridge's ordnance console and his AI partner hacks into the ship's stores. It's loaded supply of exotic torpedoes are exploded in their tubes, but do no significant damage. They weren't apparently configured to destroy ships through sheer force.


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    The Williams is forced to make a series of radical turns in order to avoid being pulverized by ship-grinding equipment, but her helmsman pulls through – eventually taking a sharp turn at a t-junction leading directly to the center of the SARLAAC. The frigate enters a large chamber...

    Han & Chewie meanwhile blast Delroland in his center mass. He tumbles through a doorway.

    Delroland is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.


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    The SARLAAC's mechanical rings light-up after the Cain is digested. The ESN Chief no doubt detects a massive energy spike stemming from the ship.

    Kay, capfalcon, captain marcus and Alegis rush back to the bridge from sickbay, while AdventFalls and Minor Second still need a little miller time.

    Kay is no longer incapacitated.
    Capfalcon is no longer incapacitated.
    Captain Marcus is no longer incapacitated.
    Alegis is no longer incapacitated.


    A klaxon sounds throughout the SARLAAC:

    WARNING! WARNING! CORE CHAMBER PENETRATED! VESSEL IN IMMINENT DANGER!

    Aboard the Williams, a boarding party appears with a flash of blue light.

    Boarding party assaults the ESN Williams


    Earth Space Navy Command once again hails the SARLAAC with demands to have one of it's defector members, Kay, tossed into space. By this time most of he planet killer's crew are in fits of laughter.

    “Okay. How stupid are these guys? Who wants to bet we can make 'em keep hailing us like this?”


    CASUALTIES:

    Zandracon (Village) – ship exploded
    Jason Todd (Village) – ship exploded
    jdarksun (Village) – ship exploded
    Mr. Defecation (Village) – ship exploded

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh hey, new targets

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    How are you gentlemen!!

    Probably my least surprising reveal ever.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Obvious reveal is obvious. At least do it before narration

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Obvious reveal is obvious. At least do it before narration

    I did want to put in some more hints, but I AM actually pretty busy IRL. Can't make everything perfect!

    So yeah, I think this whole death star thing is gonna make the game boil down to RNG. Much like the rest of this game, I suppose.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh it's definitely going to come down to RNG. Anyway, who wants to go back to sickbay tonight?

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Oh it's definitely going to come down to RNG. Anyway, who wants to go back to sickbay tonight?

    How about you, in CARBONITE?!

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Oh it's definitely going to come down to RNG. Anyway, who wants to go back to sickbay tonight?

    How about you, in CARBONITE?!

    Now why would I go to sickbay if I was encased in carbonite?

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Oh it's definitely going to come down to RNG. Anyway, who wants to go back to sickbay tonight?

    How about you, in CARBONITE?!

    Now why would I go to sickbay if I was encased in carbonite?

    Certainly, you are free to suggest other places to display your fine human statue.

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Okay, since you lot have been such great sports, I'll tell you what. We'll space !Minor Second for you, but first you have to do something for us.
    :winky:

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You over-estimate your chances.
    HEY-O

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    You over-estimate your chances.
    HEY-O

    Your arrogance is your weakness!

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Urgh, I can't get excited at all over all these taunts. I know for sure if I was good I'd be linking gurren lagann and trying to get everybody excited : (

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gurren lagann is so weird. I remember the first time I watched it.

    "So...everything in this world is a drill?"

    "Yep."

    "....goddamnit Japan."

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    And Mr. Ender's Wild Ride draws to a close...

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Before I have a super busy day tomorrow -

    Kay again, so that they can't vote one of us off.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Why are we shooting missiles at it

    We have MAC Guns

    Shoot it with MAC Guns!

    I would vote but immune so I guess I'll just hurf and durf

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kay

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Does this mean I'm going to be Prom Queen? ^_^;;;;;

    Kay on
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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hahaha so we've gone from this:
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    the vote is a tool and using it is 95% of the time better than not.

    To this:
    The Ender wrote: »
    “SARLAAC, this is the Earth Space Navy! We hereby demand that you throw your own captain out of the airlock of your vessel and surrender to us! In return, we'll ensure you all a fair trial when you're taken into custody. How's that for a deal?”

    “No. How's that for a deal?”

    The crew of the SARLAAC refuse to airlock Adventfalls.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also Kay

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