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You think all of nature is beautiful? Yeah well sometimes it sucks eggs!
joshofalltrades
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Just walkin' through a field
Do de do de do
OW
MOTHERFUCK
SHIT
What the fuck are these dildo-grabbing assholes doing all over my damn legs?! FUCK!
Now I've got to pick them off but this never assing happens whenever I'm near a pair of pliers! Shit!
OW FUCK YOU BURRS
You don't serve any useful purpose! You're not beautiful and you aren't good, what was the last nice thing you did for me? Nothing!
This thread is for the "appeal to nature" fallacy. "It's natural so it's good!" WRONG, motherfucker. What's something about nature that frightens/annoys/harms/fucks your shit up?
Stories about these things are more than welcome. Or if you just have something natural that sucks that you want to talk about, let's talk about it.
Do de do de do
OW
MOTHERFUCK
SHIT
What the fuck are these dildo-grabbing assholes doing all over my damn legs?! FUCK!
Now I've got to pick them off but this never assing happens whenever I'm near a pair of pliers! Shit!
OW FUCK YOU BURRS
You don't serve any useful purpose! You're not beautiful and you aren't good, what was the last nice thing you did for me? Nothing!
This thread is for the "appeal to nature" fallacy. "It's natural so it's good!" WRONG, motherfucker. What's something about nature that frightens/annoys/harms/fucks your shit up?
Stories about these things are more than welcome. Or if you just have something natural that sucks that you want to talk about, let's talk about it.
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I'm out West, on a long run, enjoying the mountains ... and oh wait there are cows. Big, serious mama cows. Mooing at me. Right in the middle of the path. They're saying "Whoever you are, lady, you are NOT Farmer Brown." And baby cow -- who probably weighs more than I do and looks kind of like a tough kid, is all "What you want with my mama?" And I just wait for them to stop chewing in the middle of the path and decide they like the meadow better, because I am fucking terrified of a cow altercation.
I do this, like, every time I go for a run, both ways. Now maybe I should have just gone around the cows... but I'm a city girl, I don't know any better, and that would be an embarrassing way to die.
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They're fuckugly and I don't want them near me
Man cows are no joke when they're pissed
Most of the time they're fucking retarded though
Either way they are pretty much not worth a shit and deserve to be made into hamburgers for me
I don't blame you
nope!
they're fucking assholes and pants on head retarded too boot
Oh man, I can't believe I forgot about mosquitoes
We have no drainage system here in my city and so when it rains, we get standing water until judgment day
Then the swarms come and people are running down the street with blood running down their arms, swatting like crazy
You think I'm kidding
Tasty though
You speak of course of rolling their bodies into pits so you can cross them without being impaled, correct?
Alternatively
Nature? Just because you get pissed at apples falling up doesn't mean the rest of us do
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Nature? I always thought that space would piss you off more, honestly
Yeeeeah nature.
I haven't gotten to that part yet, Rent, I've only played the demo
But no, I was referring to their ability to consume other, more attractive insects
therefore,
NATURE
NATURE
For Pip's pic, not the evil dog of baby killing.
nature can read
Yea, hotlinks sure are ALL NATURAL.
Yeah, more people are killed each year by dogs than by sharks or spiders combined
NATURE!
Sitting in a good armchair with a good book, a cup of tea and with a raging thunderstorm going on outside is always a good feeling.
fantastic scottish tradition
NATURE
Look, it's flipping you off
It wants you to hate it
cup of coffee with a lil alcoholic kick is my thang. thats the main reason i want a beach house, for those summer thunderstorms on the shore you can calmly watch, which are magical.
that tree is throwing up the horns
fuck you nature
fuck you
No.
No they are not.
Pigs are filthy little bastards and they will eat your ass if you stand still for too long.
Cows are so peaceful and docile.
No. No they are not.
Get between them and what they want to eat and find out just how fucking docile they aren't.
suck my dick universe
that shit ain't right
They are so cool.
dan I covered this shit man
calm down
just
relax
AHHHHHH
They're sentient!
Why have I not been made aware of the rock army
no
NO GODDAMNIT