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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My new intern is like a female Napoleon Dynamite.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Invite her out for tots?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Take her off some sweet jumps?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Build her a cake?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • CountBlackulaCountBlackula MarylandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Forget all that. Just throw a raw steak at her face.
    (Did I take it too far?)

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  • JLM-AWPJLM-AWP Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My new intern is like a female Napoleon Dynamite.

    Like, appearance-wise?

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Attitude wise... she's driving me insane.

    I've come to realize after two years worth of interns... I really don't like them. They are about as useful as the scroll lock key; you know it's there for something... but you can never really figure out what it is they're good at.

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fetching sammiches.

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  • CountBlackulaCountBlackula MarylandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    And getting hit on.

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    And getting it on.

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  • CountBlackulaCountBlackula MarylandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    CapnMango wrote: »
    And getting it on.

    You dirty, dirty mango.
    :winky:

    Are any of you all gonna be at Otakon, by any chance?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    probably not

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  • CountBlackulaCountBlackula MarylandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dammit, Tam.

    As a token of my displeasure, I will no longer smirk whenever I see your avatar.

    ...Okay, I lied. It's too damn cute.

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  • JLM-AWPJLM-AWP Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Attitude wise... she's driving me insane.

    I've come to realize after two years worth of interns... I really don't like them. They are about as useful as the scroll lock key; you know it's there for something... but you can never really figure out what it is they're good at.

    I work in a law firm, and that's pretty much the case here too. My boss told me that I can hand down some work to them if I have a lot on my plate...but I just don't trust them to do it right.

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited July 2010
    We don't really call them interns here but we have people who will come and do work experience placements sometimes.

    We had this one girl who was studying to be an occupational psychologist. She was (apparently) exceedingly bright, and from a very sucessful and materially well off family.

    She was also absolutely useless at any task we gave her. Like, unbelievably so.

    We gave her a bunch of lever-arch files to compile: here's the pages, here's the dividers, and here's a sample one. Just make these like this one.

    It took her hours. And they were all wrong.

    She offered to make me a coffee, except she just stirred fresh non-instant, ground coffee into a cup of hot water and handed me this mug of bitty, steaming vileness. Later she admitted that was actually the first time in her entire life she had made coffee. I didn't have the heart to tell her she'd done it wrong.

    One of our researchers gave her a dictaphone recording of an interview to type up. We listened back to it later and she had typed utter nonsense - like, not just got a few words wrong here and there, the whole thing was just random words and made no sense.

    INTERNS! :^:

    ...

    Happy Birthday Dee!

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Happy birthday Deelock!

    My birthday is next week.

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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Good birthtime, Deelock. You have succeeeded at orbiting the sun one more time without dying.

    Good work!

    (Get drunk!)

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Good birthtime, Deelock. You have succeeeded at orbiting the planet one more time without dying.

    Good work!

    (Get drunk!)
    I assume you mean orbiting the Sun?

    Or does Deelock live on a moon and I just didn't know about it?

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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    CapnMango wrote: »
    Good birthtime, Deelock. You have succeeeded at orbiting the planet one more time without dying.

    Good work!

    (Get drunk!)
    I assume you mean orbiting the Sun?

    Or does Deelock live on a moon and I just didn't know about it?

    He's on Mercury? No I'm just retarded.

    Thanks!

    Edit: Venus might be a more appropriate choice there, according to google

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    About a year ago at work we got a pair of lovely young ladies as interns...
    I've been dating one of them ever since!

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Are they interchangeable?

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  • ChromatomicChromatomic Mr. DCRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fugitive wrote: »
    Ugh setting up a blog is so confusing ugh ugh

    I wish geocities still existed

    If its just a stand alone thing try out Tumblr, I like it quite a bit better than blogger or others.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    No Mango, they are not, and I do feel I definitely made the winning choice. And pretty much every cliche :winky: joke you can think of has applied at one time or another. My only lament is that we just can't seem to make it work right now.

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  • ChromatomicChromatomic Mr. DCRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Chris Nolan must have pissed on this guy's hush puppies at some stage.
    He fucking hates him.

    Mustang on
  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Some assholes just want to hate something everyone likes. That pisses me off so hard.

    EDIT: It's easy to detect, though. You know someone is full of shit if every single goddamn sentence has at least 4 big words to describe their hatred for their current subject matter.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Chris Nolan must have pissed on this guy's hush puppies at some stage.
    He fucking hates him.

    I'm not reading that. I just skimmed the SE thread where people where debating that, and honestly, Inception is a great flick but I don't think it deserves overthinking it to the point of writing a scathing review declaring not to "get" it because it's in reality a trashy film.

    It's pretty fucking straight forward, and a wonderful ride at that.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Chris Nolan must have pissed on this guy's hush puppies at some stage.
    He fucking hates him.

    I'm not reading that. I just skimmed the SE thread where people where debating that, and honestly, Inception is a great flick but I don't think it deserves overthinking it to the point of writing a scathing review declaring not to "get" it because it's in reality a trashy film.

    It's pretty fucking straight forward, and a wonderful ride at that.

    Yeah... pretty much that. I don't understand where all the discussion comes from this movie. Its not ambiguous enough to warrant all these crazy theories.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I might catch it next week when I have money.

    Mustang on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I applied to Blizzard this morning. Wishe me lukc

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    PROX wrote: »
    I applied to Blizzard this morning. Wishe me lukc
    Good lukc!

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You're doing the Old Spice thing right? Riiigghht? Good Lukc anyway.

    Also I have a new e-identity, with an avatar and stuff. It's a platypus, not a duck.

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nice duck!

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Good luck, PROX

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  • ChromatomicChromatomic Mr. DCRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Good Luck Prox!

    Sweet Duck Mustang!

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Detective bros!

    Flay on
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Internet fistbump.


    It's not a platypus, it's a duck.

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  • MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, that's what we said. Nice duck.

    Jeeze, you need to read more carefully.

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  • PierceNeckPierceNeck Simi Valley, CARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    SC2 campaign is super awesome! I'm never leaving my room again! Err... at least until I've beaten it.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Come on Mustang, everyone in Australia knows that platypuses don't exist. It's just something we made up to tell tourists. I mean, beaver with a duck bill? Craazee!

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