Practical tips

Amigu

Ok so this thread is about posting practical bits and pieces of knowledge that you’ve acquired through out life. I’m not talking about stuff like “Have a goal” or any of that abstract stuff. I mean tips and tricks which apply directly to your daily life.

I’ll kick it off.

For boxer shorts nothing beat the brand D.E.A.L. you know how some boxers sneak up on your ass through out the day… kinda like Indians.

Well these ones are cut so that they stay exactly the fuck where they’re supposed to plus they come in pretty much any design you can think of.

And yes I’m a plant.

Second off it’s a good idea to buy a large amount of identical socks once you find a sort you like. That way you never have the problem of matching your socks because they all match.

Raijin Quickfoot

Cut a potato in half to remove a broken lightbulb.

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Critical

Never play poker with anyone named after a city.

Alternately, never play pool with anyone who openly admits to being a hustler. They're not lying.

Jordyn

post on the internet.

Kovak

crying in gym class

mackingtheknife

what a racist



/end sarcasm

CG Faggotry

Eat food.

rockmonkey

Self confidence is the key to getting laid.

Raneados

you can live on 20 dollars a month for food if you know how to shop

tsplitter

Redeemer

To remove hair color from the hairline, place fresh cigarette ashes on the stain and rub off with water

mackingtheknife

use gel deoderant, not the white solid kind

Raneados

sometimes you need to dry jeans twice

Redeemer

Calorie free soda adds sparkle to any iced fruit juice

mackingtheknife

ladies stop flushing tampons

Raneados

precum might not have sperm in it, it's currently being researched

Kovak

old spice smells good

Redeemer

When ordering in a deli, announce loudly how many items you'll be ordering so customers behind you know what to expect and wont get irritated

The same applies for chocolate shops

Raneados

you don't always owe the delivery guy a tip, it's not mandatory

RaptorJesus

mackingtheknife wrote:

ladies stop flushing tampons

they can be washed and reused, or utilized in the making of various arts and crafts

mackingtheknife

taking antibiotics cancels out birth control for the entire month

oogmar

If you want to clean a microwave, boil water in it for like 10 minutes. Works like a dream.

Read Palahniuk's Survivor. What Fight Club does for explosives, Survivor does for getting shit clean.

Boiling a chicken is about three times faster than grilling it, and if you do it right you can get the same flavour.

Mix your soy sauce and your wasabi into a paste. It's amazing.

Super Glu really does work well for cuts.

Drez

Jerking off excessively...feels great.

Raneados

mackingtheknife wrote:

taking antibiotics cancels out birth control for the entire month

wait is that even true?

this thread is for true things

Redeemer

Cashiers tend to notice patterns like ice cream at midnight three days in a row

The same applies to liquor

So be sure to rotate your stores

Edit: if you genuinely see something you can compliment your cashier or retail clerk on, do it. It'll make their day, and in some cases they'll even give you a "nice customer" discount

For increased likelihood of a nice customer discount, wait until the clerk deals with a bitchy asshole and then swoop in afterward with a sympathetic ear

mackingtheknife

RaptorJesus wrote:

mackingtheknife wrote:

ladies stop flushing tampons

they can be washed and reused, or utilized in the making of various arts and crafts

exactly!

mackingtheknife

Raneados wrote:

mackingtheknife wrote:

taking antibiotics cancels out birth control for the entire month

wait is that even true?

this thread is for true things

that is indeed true

Carl with a K

cut a lemon wedge in half and squeeze it into a vagina after sex to eliminate all traces of sperm

this also protects against stds, so you dont have to bother wearing a condom

mackingtheknife

Carl with a K wrote:

cut a lemon wedge in half and squeeze it into a vagina after sex to eliminate all traces of sperm

this also protects against stds, so you dont have to bother wearing a condom

or you can pee on her

oogmar

The clitoris is actually an inch or two long and is attached at the pubic bone. Fuck that "pea-sized bundle of nerves" shit. Rolling the flesh around the exposed part rubs the 'shaft', so-to-speak, and produces a feeling more intense than the G-spot.

This takes practice though, so dudes, find somebody with patience who isn't afraid of a little pinching while you grope around and figure shit out.

RaptorJesus

mackingtheknife wrote:

Carl with a K wrote:

cut a lemon wedge in half and squeeze it into a vagina after sex to eliminate all traces of sperm

this also protects against stds, so you dont have to bother wearing a condom

or you can pee on her

or you can drink the lemon juice, and then pee it out onto her for double the protection.

mackingtheknife

oogmar wrote:

The clitoris is actually an inch or two long and is attached at the pubic bone. Fuck that "pea-sized bundle of nerves" shit. Rolling the flesh around the exposed part rubs the 'shaft', so-to-speak, and produces a feeling more intense than the G-spot.

This takes practice though, so dudes, find somebody with patience who isn't afraid of a little pinching while you grope around and figure shit out.

they say there are 2 different types of female orgasms

external and internal

Redeemer

Buy organic lemons if for no other reason than because the puckered tips look like nipples

As7

Refusing to perform oral on a girl is minus 5 points.

Having a large penis is only 2 points.

Fortunately you get bonus points if she's into some freaky shit.

Raneados

The most sensitive part of the vagina is the outer third. Length of penis isn't extremely important, and too long of a penis can hit the cervix and hurt both parties. Width of the penis is more useful for a woman, but vaginas have the ability to contract around almost any penis size. In short, each woman prefers a different penis size based on her own experiences

also: police asking to search your house without a warrant can be turned away, and cannot add suspicion to you for doing so. But they also do not need to inform you that you may turn them away.

later dudes I'm off to play soccer

Druhim

As counterintuitive as it may sound, diving crises are usually easier to handle under water rather than on the surface.

Redeemer

Don't dress too young on a blind date, and never ask things that involve assumptions (ie "What does your father do?" when maybe his or her father was gang raped and murdered last year)

DarkPrimus

Raneados wrote:

mackingtheknife wrote:

taking antibiotics cancels out birth control for the entire month

wait is that even true?

this thread is for true things

I don't know about an entire month, but if you take antibiotics, it does cancel the effects of birth control at least as long as you're taking them.

oogmar

mackingtheknife wrote:

oogmar wrote:

The clitoris is actually an inch or two long and is attached at the pubic bone. Fuck that "pea-sized bundle of nerves" shit. Rolling the flesh around the exposed part rubs the 'shaft', so-to-speak, and produces a feeling more intense than the G-spot.

This takes practice though, so dudes, find somebody with patience who isn't afraid of a little pinching while you grope around and figure shit out.

they say there are 2 different types of female orgasms

external and internal

They do say that. Also, guys, your asshole has more errogenous potential in the nerve clusterings than your cock. Analingus is actually pretty standard over the ages because it's supposed to feel good.

Why? No idea. Blame the Spartans.

The male G-spot (woo prostate) is also up their rectum. Tells me things.

There are hardly any nerves in the upper part of the vaginal canal, but the lateral stretch that occurs when any object pushes against the back stimulates everything from the vulvae to the clitoris to the g-spot. Size does matter.

Redeemer

Also, ladies, never answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, your date might not think you're joking