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it can't possibly go wrong
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denihilistAncient and MightyRegistered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
Defrag every month, at least! This isnt really one for you guys, but a whooole score of people don't even know about defragmenting-- even though computers are a pretty damn big part of their jobs.
1 part ammonia + 1 part bleach x confined space + poor venitilation = one hell of a high.
Note: Please don't do this I'm sure some of you are stupid enough to try, remember that guy who drank all the tussin? This combination will kill you and we wouldn't want PA held liable thanks.
1 part ammonia + 1 part bleach x confined space + poor venitilation = one hell of a high.
Note: Please don't do this I'm sure some of you are stupid enough to try, remember that guy who drank all the tussin? This combination will kill you and we wouldn't want PA held liable thanks.
The clitoris is actually an inch or two long and is attached at the pubic bone. Fuck that "pea-sized bundle of nerves" shit. Rolling the flesh around the exposed part rubs the 'shaft', so-to-speak, and produces a feeling more intense than the G-spot.
This takes practice though, so dudes, find somebody with patience who isn't afraid of a little pinching while you grope around and figure shit out.
they say there are 2 different types of female orgasms
external and internal
They do say that. Also, guys, your asshole has more erogenous potential in the nerve clusterings than your cock. Analingus is actually pretty standard over the ages because it's supposed to feel good.
Why? No idea. Blame the Spartans.
The male G-spot (woo prostate) is also up their rectum. Tells me things.
There are hardly any nerves in the upper part of the vaginal canal, but the lateral stretch that occurs when any object pushes against the back stimulates everything from the vulvae to the clitoris to the g-spot. Size does matter.
i heard (but i have nothing to cite it from) that only males are designed to find anal pleasurable
I haven't read anything discerning the difference in pleasure levels for female and male. I also haven't given it to a guy rectally, so hey.
What I will say is that for men, penis comes in third place for erogenous nerves, after prostate and the actual anal sphincter. Females, on the other hand, have the clitoris and the g-spot which produce much more intense nervous system reactions than any anal stimulation.
More men buy butt plugs than women, though. Just saying from a local observational standpoint.
Perhaps but most sexual pleasure is very psychological in nature so this may mean nothing depending on your outlook.
I'm convinced the female anal orgasm exists after watching a lot amateur stuff. I haven't however had the chance to dabble in butt hole pleasures, yet.
If you want to know how to make a girl ejaculate, many Japanese porns have a ejaculation scenes that shows the fingering technique (find a torrent). It won't work for every girl but if they have a large g-spot it should. Have a towel handy because there can be a lot of it, and it doesn't (in my experience) smell very good. It's also not pee, it has a very unique texture. Trim your finger nails before attempting.
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denihilistAncient and MightyRegistered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
1 part ammonia + 1 part bleach x confined space + poor venitilation = one hell of a high.
Note: Please don't do this I'm sure some of you are stupid enough to try, remember that guy who drank all the tussin? This combination will kill you and we wouldn't want PA held liable thanks.
Do not listen to seph, he is a corporate shill that is trying to keep kids from having fun. Listen, he's been gathering data from day one and sells it to all sorts of companies so that they might more aggresively market to your 'demographic.'
Who are you going to trust, your good friend from the internet denihilist, whom you've never met and have no reason to believe, or some corporate shilling, naysaying, wet blanket piece of shit like seph?
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
1 part ammonia + 1 part bleach x confined space + poor venitilation = one hell of a high.
Note: Please don't do this I'm sure some of you are stupid enough to try, remember that guy who drank all the tussin? This combination will kill you and we wouldn't want PA held liable thanks.
Do not listen to seph, he is a corporate shill that is trying to keep kids from having fun. Listen, he's been gathering data from day one and sells it to all sorts of companies so that they might more aggresively market to your 'demographic.'
Who are you going to trust, your good friend from the internet denihilist, whom you've never met and have no reason to believe, or some corporate shilling, naysaying, wet blanket piece of shit like seph?
The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.
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jackfaces
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
The only reason I'm not letting myself die laughing is because my sisters around, and if I started laughing, she'd ask me what I'm laughing at. Then I'd have to show her.
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it can't possibly go wrong
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Note: Please don't do this I'm sure some of you are stupid enough to try, remember that guy who drank all the tussin? This combination will kill you and we wouldn't want PA held liable thanks.
don't be a pussy
I'm convinced the female anal orgasm exists after watching a lot amateur stuff. I haven't however had the chance to dabble in butt hole pleasures, yet.
If you want to know how to make a girl ejaculate, many Japanese porns have a ejaculation scenes that shows the fingering technique (find a torrent). It won't work for every girl but if they have a large g-spot it should. Have a towel handy because there can be a lot of it, and it doesn't (in my experience) smell very good. It's also not pee, it has a very unique texture. Trim your finger nails before attempting.
Who are you going to trust, your good friend from the internet denihilist, whom you've never met and have no reason to believe, or some corporate shilling, naysaying, wet blanket piece of shit like seph?
i told u i wuz hardcore
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Well SHIT!
Secret Satan
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I laughed out loud for the first time in this thread.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Isn't it a Y?
It's actually more of a ~....
Secret Satan
The only reason I'm not letting myself die laughing is because my sisters around, and if I started laughing, she'd ask me what I'm laughing at. Then I'd have to show her.
Some excellent advice from our Canadian friends.
We require more vespene gas?
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