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All dressed up with nowhere to go.

trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
Even though I went somewhere.

So this young nurse starts working at the hospital. Young nurses start at the hospital to torture me because they are so hot but it's not a wise plan to hit on people 10 years younger than you. I don't bother her but I have the nagging suspicion she might dig me. I mention I have no drinking buddies anymore and she quickly says we should get drunk together. I get a phone numba. I get that feeling where when you hear music it reminds you of them because she is so hot. Ok, we'll go drinking she says. Yipeee. I get tanned I clean the house I wash the blankets just in case. I get text messages from her which is the style at the time:

Let's go out, I'll text you after I get my hair done.

WHAT TIME SHOULD WE MEET

I don't know I have a bunch of people coming so we'll see.

(WHO THE HELL ARE THESE OTHER PEOPLE GREAT I GOTTA COMPETE)

...and I wait around until 10:30 and she never texts me. I decided to go out anyway, cause fuck her and an actress of ours is in town. AWWW YOU GOT STOOD UP? YOU SHOULD COME OVER HERE, the actress says. So I take booze there and am introduced to her hot hot friend and a dude. I think, wow ok you know what I'm going after her and I smoke a lotta weed. But then I notice a hand on a dude's knee, and then I notice the other girl's hand on a dude's knee. Out on the porch I ask about the hands on knees.

"We are all dating each other. I like him and I like her and we are all really attracted to each other" and I'm like DUDE HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS.

And I eventually walk home and see my tanned skin and my new clothes and my nice clean empty place and I think I got all dressed up and DUDE HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Welcome to the world of polyamory, closely connected to the world of theatre and thus the world of actors

    It is a hellhole which you can never forget

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is the only place that can make me feel better cause I can't bring this up on facebook.

    I AIN'T GOT ONE GIRLFRIEND DUDE HAS TWO

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Trent, you have earned my sympathies.

    I feel you pain, sort of.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Your pickup line is "I smoke a lotta weed?"

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TLB thank you I just about spit my Dr. Pepper all over this keyboard

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    This is the only place that can make me feel better cause I can't bring this up on facebook.

    I AIN'T GOT ONE GIRLFRIEND DUDE HAS TWO

    kill him

    take his girlfriends

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    that dude was me

    sorry if i made you feel bad bro

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man two girlfriends is weak

    I got like

    47 girlfriends

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    HE HAD A SIDEWAYS HAT AND TATTOOS AND TANNED SKIN I HAVE TWO OF THOSE THINGS WHAT THE HELL DO I GET A SIDEWAYS HAT

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He FHUTAs one girl while the other FHUTAs HIM.

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What a greedy fucker

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    there there trent

    I don't have a girlfriend either

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Trent you just gotta learn to make your skills work in your favor

    Do you know what stockholm syndrome is

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is good story!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have four.

    No one tell Vivienne.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Were the girlfriends pornohot?

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    One almost and one yes

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    never let de?ad know of this thread

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    trent, man, maybe you need to try and date older women or something

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He has already posted one dude.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Maybe there was a discount somewhere.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    never let de?ad know of this thread

    I already posted on the first page.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Trent maybe you just need to fuck someone.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    dangit

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    How is your cousin by the way?

    She is still hot right?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    they could have at least let you watch

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Trent maybe you just need to fuck someone.

    Oh I feel pretty CERTAIN of that

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man two girlfriends is weak

    I got like

    47 girlfriends

    posters on your bedroom wall don't count

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    beasteh more like slowsteh

    e oh no now I am the slow one

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    man two girlfriends is weak

    I got like

    47 girlfriends

    posters on your bedroom wall don't count

    tell Dru that forum posters dont count either

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    they could have at least let you watched

    English!

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I wouldn't mind a girlfriend if anyone is tired of theirs

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    dangit

    Beasteh, I'm going to start talking, Beasteh.

    I'm going to start talking about loneliness, Beasteh.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    or men

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    SQUALL I WILL FIND YOU

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i was coming back to fix it!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hey there are a lot of people that I like in this thread

    hello everyone, how's tricks

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Seriously why would you even want more than one girlfriend. That is waaaaaay too much talking about your feelings.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    man two girlfriends is weak

    I got like

    47 girlfriends

    posters on your bedroom wall don't count

    tell Dru that forum posters dont count either

    that might break his grumpy otter heart

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