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I just had to scoop shit out of my cat's paw

ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
One of my cats (the one that I least prefer) got a huge clump of shit, literally shit, stuck between two of his claws. It was large enough to actually make him walk funny. Its heft, shall we say, made it no less sticky, and after watching him attempt to lick it out for a moment, I decided I had to step in and free its goopy adhesion from his fur.

Now, cats don't really like it when people accost their paws. This was obstacle number one. Obstacle number two was the fact that this crap smelled like shit. So I basically had to wrestle with this cat to access his turd-infused hind leg while he was using said appendage as a stabbing implement against my arm. It took a couple of tries before he really let me get at it with my paper towel, and even longer before I was able to dislodge the feces. As I was doing so, my head was in so close that the smell was overpowering and it took every fiber of my being to keep from actually vomiting all over the fluffy little guy. Even after a few swipes it didn't come all the way out and I kind of had to grab at the slimy awfulness and rip it out. He still has some poo particles on his foot, but he's welcome to eat them or figure it out from here however he sees fit.


ITT: Gross pet stories. Please and thank you.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    man this place went downhill after CT took over

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    We need a forum dedicated to pets.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Are you sure your cat is not actually a monkey

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Shoot it.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Man, I fucking hate cats.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    And then we had to read shit in the forums.

    I GUESS WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    One time my dog pooed a really big turd, and it got stuck to the outside of his anus and got matted up in his fur

    That was a fun day

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mister Ding Dong peed on my couch so many times that he is one couch-pissing away from death.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    pooping puppy

    This has always gotten a hearty chuckle from me

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I had a dog that bit the end of it's tail until it bled. When we got home that night, the dog was really happy and wagged it's tail extremely hard...spraying blood everywhere. We were finding that shit for a week.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Mister Ding Dong peed on my couch so many times that he is one couch-pissing away from death.
    Dude. I had an ex whose cat pissed on some interesting stuff.

    Like the range, when it was on. And once a TV.

    Fucking cat.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Mister Ding Dong peed on my couch so many times that he is one couch-pissing away from death.
    Dude. I had an ex whose cat pissed on some interesting stuff.

    Like the range, when it was on. And once a TV.

    Fucking cat.

    I was over at my aunt's house for a week and her cat SHIT INSIDE MY BAG ON MY CLOTHES! Man fuck cats.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Mister Ding Dong peed on my couch so many times that he is one couch-pissing away from death.
    Dude. I had an ex whose cat pissed on some interesting stuff.

    Like the range, when it was on. And once a TV.

    Fucking cat.

    My cat back home, I am pretty sure, has pooped on nearly every surface in the house

    He has shat in beds, on TVs, on tables, on the floor, in chairs, etc

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Mister Ding Dong peed on my couch so many times that he is one couch-pissing away from death.
    Dude. I had an ex whose cat pissed on some interesting stuff.

    Like the range, when it was on. And once a TV.

    Fucking cat.

    That problem should eventually fix itself, though, since those are hazardous targets. The sofa is not so hazardous.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Mister Ding Dong peed on my couch so many times that he is one couch-pissing away from death.
    Dude. I had an ex whose cat pissed on some interesting stuff.

    Like the range, when it was on. And once a TV.

    Fucking cat.

    My cat back home, I am pretty sure, has pooped on nearly every surface in the house

    He has shat in beds, on TVs, on tables, on the floor, in chairs, etc
    cat shit in bed < cat piss on hot range

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    your cats are all defective
    you should return them

    after 6 years i have yet to even see my cat pee
    she doesn't like seeing me pee either
    so she waits outside the bathroom door

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    ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    And then we had to read shit in the forums.

    I GUESS WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.

    Yeah, well

    It probably would've been a more interesting story if I had sucked the poo out as originally planned.

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Mister Ding Dong peed on my couch so many times that he is one couch-pissing away from death.

    Maybe its because you named him Mr. Ding Dong

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Mister Ding Dong peed on my couch so many times that he is one couch-pissing away from death.

    "Medication. In some cases, urine-marking can be reduced through medication that decreases feline arousal and thus the drive for territorial or anxious urine-marking. The most effective medication is fluoxetine (Prozac®), which resolves the problem in some 90 percent of cases. The next most effective medication is a trycyclic antidepressant, clomipramine (Clomicalm®) (80 percent effective), then buspirone (BuSpar®), with a 50 or 60 percent efficacy rate, and finally, the trycyclic antidepressant, amitriptyline (Elavil®), which is also sometimes effective.

    The purpose behind giving these medications is to stabilize the cat's mood and reduce anxiety. Sometimes medications need to be given long-term, but other times a short course of medication for just a few weeks, can be enough to resolve an otherwise chronic problem."


    or you could just try getting it high once in awhile.

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    scottlongscottlong Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Cock throwing was a popular pastime with people of all classes, especially with children

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh, yes, and the hilarious edit at the bottom

    Yes that is hilarious

    woooo

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    edited January 2007
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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    one hot summers day of my youth, we figured out that it was fun to toss water-balloons to my dog. He would catch them in his mouth and get all wet. He was enjoying it, we thought it was funny, fun for all.

    Anyway, for the next week his poop was filled with colorful bits of broken balloons.
    It looked like clown poop.

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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Zeromus wrote:
    snip

    Don't forget to disinfect any scratches like yesterday.
    Last thing you want to be explaning in ER is why you have an infection from shit.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Morkath wrote:
    Zeromus wrote:
    snip

    Don't forget to disinfect any scratches like yesterday.
    Last thing you want to be explaning in ER is why you have an infection from shit.
    No, believe that the "last thing you want to be explaining in ER" is how that gerbil got up there.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i dont understand how someone can have multiple cats and not realise that something is awry

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have 4 cats, used to be 5 but one died about 6 months ago. She was 17 and I loved her to death(not literally).

    But if you think shit smells bad you haven't smelled the myriad of things working in a vet.

    But a personal experience was the worst.

    One of my cats(the one that died recently in fact) had gotten into a fight outside one day, and had a decent wound on her face. WE wash that shit with peroxide every night but it gets infected and we have to take her to the vet to get some antibiotics and a cone.

    About a week later there is a lump the size of a golf ball on her face. Since she still has a pretty bad scab on her face we're still washing it with a warm blue solution(I always forget the fucking name and I worked at a vet for 3-4 years) So I'm holding her while my mom washes it, but I guess she was awashing a little too hard because the scab broke and oh god like a cup full of warm grey and green pus goes everywhere. I tohught I was tough shit working at a vet and I had smelled and seen everything. No, nothing could of prepared me for that. It smelled like death.

    I still didn't throw up, but I did dry heave like 4 times.

    Oh God it was all over my shorts and my arms and Oh God.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SirToons wrote:
    I have 4 cats, used to be 5 but one died about 6 months ago. She was 17 and I loved her to death(not literally).

    But if you think shit smells bad you haven't smelled the myriad of things working in a vet.

    But a personal experience was the worst.

    One of my cats(the one that died recently in fact) had gotten into a fight outside one day, and had a decent wound on her face. WE wash that shit with peroxide every night but it gets infected and we have to take her to the vet to get some antibiotics and a cone.

    About a week later there is a lump the size of a golf ball on her face. Since she still has a pretty bad scab on her face we're still washing it with a warm blue solution(I always forget the fucking name and I worked at a vet for 3-4 years) So I'm holding her while my mom washes it, but I guess she was awashing a little too hard because the scab broke and oh god like a cup full of warm grey and green pus goes everywhere. I tohught I was tough shit working at a vet and I had smelled and seen everything. No, nothing could of prepared me for that. It smelled like death.

    I still didn't throw up, but I did dry heave like 4 times.

    Oh God it was all over my shorts and my arms and Oh God.

    that reminds me of an ingrown pube i had once

    on that note

    g'night

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ok I'm staying the hell away from this thread before I blow some chunks.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Have I told the story about the little lost kitten that had a maggoty grub instead of an eye in an SE++ thread yet?

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