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Dungeons and Dragons and [Mini-Phallas] (Mafia Wins!)

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    SkyCaptain seems to be the vote of choice today.

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I can't win by myself and the only team that would benefit from me dying, aka LAWFUL GOOD, is already eliminated from the game. So voting for me is a waste and furthers no ones goals other than BALANCE. I can offer my services to help another alignment win in exchange for protection and survival though. In addition to healing, I can detect law, chaos, good, and evil. Also, don't bother seering me, because I'll just come back as your own alignment due to an Amulet of Undetectable Alignment.

    By voting for me, you're allowing BALANCE to hide their voting record again.

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Vote !SkyCaptain Phalla Player Power 1
    You place a vote on your target, causing a bandwagon to crush your foe.
    Daily Melee, Fire
    Standard Action Range 5
    Target: One Creature
    Effect: The target is hit with 1d10[w] damage and gain one vote counter. If target has the move vote counters on him at the end of the round, target is killed.

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yup, good job folks. You're wasting a days vote and allowing BALANCE to hide some more.

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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In late today so I'll just hop on the wagon. SkyCaptain it is.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Skycaptain and the world of dead tomorrows.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Voteclose

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Night 5 - The DM's in a rush

    SkyCaptain: You guys shouldn't kill me! I'm Chaotic Evil, and Lawful good is already dead!

    DM: Too late. The Dragon fries you.

    Everyone else: TOO BA- Wait, you didn't even wait for us this time.

    DM: Also, Zandracon was found beaten to death last night.

    Everyone else: What abo-

    DM: Nope. No one finds items.

    Everyone else: Awww....

    The Dead
    SkyCaptain - Chaotic Evil Cleric
    Zandracon - Neutral Healer

    Chaotic Evil is no more.
    Neutral is no more
    BALANCE still remains.


    Sorry, got coding to do for a professor. Magic items were supposed to run out by now, though.

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oooOoO

    Told ya.

    ooOoOoooo

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sorry if I've missed something but what the hell is BALANCE?

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    Red Shirt 101Red Shirt 101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sorry if I've missed something but what the hell is BALANCE?

    ooooOOOOooooOOOO

    They're the mafia. Neutral are just those who haven't picked a side, Balance are those who want to slaughter all the other sides.

    ooooOOOOooooOOOO

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    TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Interesting news everybody.

    I've heard from a reliable source that Ronrab is one of those BALANCE fellas. They're so evil, they have to be in all caps.

    The faster we can get rid on Balance, the faster all of you can trip over each other trying to destroy the opposing factions and I can stake out my spot on the sidelines. Can't wait.

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Red Shirt, I think this is your fourth dead post (and in this last one you're actually providing useful information.) Not to be pushy, but you're kind of flagrantly defying the spirit of allowing dead posts, which is just to allow one last cute comment on your way out.

    On the other hand, maybe he's a lich or something.

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Teucrian wrote: »
    Interesting news everybody.

    I've heard from a reliable source that Ronrab is one of those BALANCE fellas. They're so evil, they have to be in all caps.

    The faster we can get rid on Balance, the faster all of you can trip over each other trying to destroy the opposing factions and I can stake out my spot on the sidelines. Can't wait.

    If I were BALANCE, you'd be much better served voting for someone else.

    The GM has indicated there's no extreme alignments. So we have LG, CG, N, BALANCE, LE, and and CE.

    LG, N, and CE are eliminated. LE is in and wants to eliminate B and CG. Of these, one CG has been eliminated, and two BALANCE. CG is in and wants to eliminate LE, of which NONE have been eliminated.

    The lowest priority for both extreme alignments is to eliminate BALANCE, which is heavily outnumbered and closest to death. CG in particular desperately needs to take out some LE before they run away with the game.

    Teucrian is either lying (in which case why do anything he recommends?), or I'm seer-ing as neutral. So in that case I'd be BALANCE or an indepedent neutral unaffiliated with any main group. By the above reasoning, this makes me a low priority target.

    Vote for someone else.

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    For example, Teucrian. He's either a liar or has access to a seer, and who wants that?

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Not that I condone his actions, but Red Shirt 101 isn't revealing anything. Stopping dead posts is specifically to prevent the transfer of personal information after an individual has been removed from the game.

    Combining your frustration over someone clarifying who the Mafia is, with Teucrian's assertion that you are Mafia, makes this an easy vote choice. ronrab.

    This is interesting logic, but if you'll go back to my previous posts (specifically #241, where I was the first person to pick BALANCE out of the reports as a worthy subject of discussion), you'll see I'm the one who went out of the way to point out the existence of BALANCE as a possible SUPER EVIL faction to begin with. If I'd happened to log on before Red Shirt, I probably would have made this clarification myself.

    I'm just picking on Red Shirt because I'm anal about game rules. :mrgreen:

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Teucrian, as I went back and looked at previous posts. I'd completely forgotten his non-epic reveal, and I still find the logic convincing.

    Let's go with... let's say Kias.

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    ShadowThomasShadowThomas Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A possible lead is better than no lead so ronrab. We can always lynch Teucrian or his supposed informant tomorrow if he's wrong.

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ronrab, you are right about ghost post. Red Shirt is dead. He needs to stay dead. You need to join him.

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    KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ronrab makes sense for the vote.

    Also, not that it matters, but my MINIONS, ATTACK! link didn't work. Think I fixed it here, classic stuff.

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    And we have all the members of one of the final factions - I count exactly five votes for me. Since only Lawful Evil has four members remaining, the members are:

    jdarksun
    Shadowthomas
    samurai6966
    Kias

    And Teucrian the Min-Maxer.

    This confirms a source I had that fingered Kias as LE. It lends credence to the same source claiming Kias is the seer.

    Anyone who's NOT LE, concentrate your vote on Kias and we can eliminate him tonight. My faction still has a lot of remaining firepower and can take out a second LE as well, guaranteeing victory.

    Teucrian, last chance to vote with the winning side.

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    ShadowThomasShadowThomas Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Such sleuthing!

    Obviously four votes in a row for anyone must mean that those voters are in the same faction! Damn it guys, we were so stupid!



    Oh, and by the way, I was being sarcastic.

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ronrab wrote: »
    Blah Blah Blah.

    A) It's called "bandwagons". And in faction games where everyone wants to kill everyone else, they tend to form really quickly and are almost impossible to get off.

    B) Someone said that you were mafia. Now I don't know if BALANCE is mafia or just some random neutral faction (But neutrals are evil from the way the OP describes them.) but unless someone can give us another BALANCE player or someone of your faction *Already confirmed* as in your faction says you are in said faction, you aren't getting out of this one.

    C) It's a faction phalla. Even if you aren't BALANCE MAFIA, someone wants you dead.

    It's the sad truth of the game.

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kias for twarting lawful evil oppression

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think ronrab scared everyone off.

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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ronrab for being the best (only) lead.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    VOTE CLOSE

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    NIGHT 6 - The Herd Thins

    Player 2: RONRAB IS EVIL! Er... Neutral. Which is evil in this context.

    Ronrab: ...Ok, but don't you think you should focus on the other people, rather than my struggling little faction?

    EVERYONE ELSE: NOPE!

    Ronrab: Oh. Um... Aw, fuck it.

    DM: He's toast.

    ***

    DM: The Zombies rise again!

    Almost everyone else: Crap.

    DM: They surround ShadowThomas and devour him.

    Almost everyone else: Crap.

    ***

    DM: The dead walk towards another victim but suddenly collapse into dust. And the dead's number has grown...

    THE DEAD

    Ronrab: BALANCE Warblade
    Shadowthomas: Chaotic Good Cleric
    Samurai6966: Lawful Evil Cleric
    Kias: Lawful Evil Necromancer

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    ShadowThomasShadowThomas Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ooOOOoOOoOOOoOooo


    ZOMBIES!!!!!


    OOOoooooOOoooOOOo

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    KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    OOooooOOOOoooO

    MINIONS, ATTA- oh bollocks, I have been stabbed!

    OOooOOOooOOOoo

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    OoOoOoOoOoOoOo
    If this was 4e, I'd just be knocked out...
    OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oooOOooOo

    Had to try for the Hail Mary pass. Farewell, my brothers!

    ooOOoooo

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    TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Will one of you hurry up and win the game so I can ride your coattails to glorious victory?

    Also, correct me if I'm wrong but the situation is as follows:

    BALANCE - 2
    LE - 2
    CG - 2
    Teucrians - 1

    And each group of 2 needs the other 4 dead? That looks like a bloodbath. I'd help you guys, but it seems like I've got about a 99% chance of winning along with somebody, as long as I keep my head down and let you kill each other. Good luck and Godspeed.

    Still, I gotta vote so as not to be inactive. How about The Lawinator. He didn't post yesterday, but I'm pretty sure he's still alive.

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I can get behind a Lawinator vote.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bump

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Aww shit. I'm sorry guys. I've been getting distracted as of late.

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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TheLawinator

    Following another bandwagon. I wish the non-Balance neutrals had spoken up earlier. It'd be nice if there were some type of "village" this late.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TheLawinator. Baaa.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Celebrim wrote: »
    TheLawinator

    Following another bandwagon. I wish the non-Balance neutrals had spoken up earlier. It'd be nice if there were some type of "village" this late.

    There can't be a village! This is a faction game. I'm dying because I'm the odd man out along with my last surviving faction-mate.

    With my last breath, I curse Teucrian for shits and giggles.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    VOTE CLOSE

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