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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man what if you are trapped on a sheer rocky wall

    and you are holding on with one hand and one foot

    and your kindle in your other hand

    but no wifi to look up a novel about rock climbing against all odds

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Mostly i'm worried about being charged for 3G access to amazon.

    What do you mean? The 3G access will always be free.

    Until it isn't. Unless it always is.

    Uh you know you only need online access for purchasing books right, not reading them? Unless you really neede new books ALL THE TIME the 3g isnt really worth it.

    Especially because a lot of the places you're likely to read these days will probably have wi-fi. You're not going to be buying new books while walking down the street.

    I was entirely consternated by the lack of local wifi access. It connects to 3G and does not seem to have any settings to use my personal wireless. This is...odd.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man what if you are trapped on a sheer rocky wall

    and you are holding on with one hand and one foot

    and your kindle in your other hand

    but no wifi to look up a novel about rock climbing against all odds

    Good point.

    What was Amazon thinking?!?!?!

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha oh god ex is full on whoring herself to me

    this is p. sad

    Is she hot?

    If so, i'll take her off your hands.

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man what if you are trapped on a sheer rocky wall

    and you are holding on with one hand and one foot

    and your kindle in your other hand

    but no wifi to look up a novel about rock climbing against all odds

    "Note to self: read about things BEFORE doing them."

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha oh god ex is full on whoring herself to me

    this is p. sad

    Is she hot?

    If so, i'll take her off your hands.

    i think she's into me in particular

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I like to lounge around in my working uniform without the top. Bein' sexy with my undershirt, cammies, and boots. Drinking my grain alcohol and Coke Zero with my pinky stuck out so you know I'm classy.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha oh god ex is full on whoring herself to me

    this is p. sad

    Tell her to go back to her home on whore island.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha oh god ex is full on whoring herself to me

    this is p. sad

    Is she hot?

    If so, i'll take her off your hands.

    i think she's into me in particular

    That's impossible.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha oh god ex is full on whoring herself to me

    this is p. sad

    that girl has problems

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha oh god ex is full on whoring herself to me

    this is p. sad

    why is this a surprise?

    she was/is a whore

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    she was a ho

    fo' sho'

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    goddamn my skin and my fucking dermatologist

    just soaked through 4 kleenex because my leg wouldn't stop bleeding because a boil decided it needed to open up. I've been on Accutane since late October and this shit still persists. Wtf body.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    God, pornography is so absurd.

    Winky on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    they chose a real pretty girl to model sitting in a beach chair with the new kindle

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Mostly i'm worried about being charged for 3G access to amazon.

    What do you mean? The 3G access will always be free.

    Until it isn't. Unless it always is.

    Uh you know you only need online access for purchasing books right, not reading them? Unless you really neede new books ALL THE TIME the 3g isnt really worth it.

    Especially because a lot of the places you're likely to read these days will probably have wi-fi. You're not going to be buying new books while walking down the street.

    DONT YOU TELL ME HOW TO BUY BOOKS!

    FASCIST!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I, for one, am a fan of absurdity

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Question! There was a short story I read in High School about two elderly women living in a house, and for reasons unexplained something would make parts of the house too dangerous to live in "if it got out", the story went on to describe how they lost things in certain rooms they couldn't go back in anymore, and how they adapted to live without them, until finally they were forced out of the house. I remember the last paragraph describing how they locked the door so a poor burglar wouldn't enter by accident. Anyone remember the name?

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    just soaked through 4 kleenex because my leg wouldn't stop bleeding because a boil decided it needed to open up.

    ...

    Are you a witch?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    goddamn my skin and my fucking dermatologist

    just soaked through 4 kleenex because my leg wouldn't stop bleeding because a boil decided it needed to open up. I've been on Accutane since late October and this shit still persists. Wtf body.

    It takes a long time, but it Accutane ended up fixing my awful skin back in the day. I still have some bad acne on my neck, which is why I want to get back on it, but man I could show you scars on my shoulders. I definitely had one of those "4 kleenex bleeds" before.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    goddamn my skin and my fucking dermatologist

    just soaked through 4 kleenex because my leg wouldn't stop bleeding because a boil decided it needed to open up. I've been on Accutane since late October and this shit still persists. Wtf body.

    I really didn't need to know that.

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mmmm yuing ling

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Question! There was a short story I read in High School about two elderly women living in a house, and for reasons unexplained something would make parts of the house too dangerous to live in "if it got out", the story went on to describe how they lost things in certain rooms they couldn't go back in anymore, and how they adapted to live without them, until finally they were forced out of the house. I remember the last paragraph describing how they locked the door so a poor burglar wouldn't enter by accident. Anyone remember the name?

    Something something Narnia?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the kindle dx is still really expensive though

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    goddamn my skin and my fucking dermatologist

    just soaked through 4 kleenex because my leg wouldn't stop bleeding because a boil decided it needed to open up. I've been on Accutane since late October and this shit still persists. Wtf body.

    I really didn't need to know that.

    Yeah I can go without people going into detail about their health conditions.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I, for one, am a fan of absurdity

    Here, you get naked and then we'll shoot you in the face with penis-shaped squirt guns filled with cloudy water.

    Winky on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    God, pornography is so absurd.

    I am reminded of this every time I see Dyscord post under his new name.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the kindle dx is still really expensive though

    That thing is way too big!

    Though they did cut the price pretty significantly I thought.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the kindle dx is still really expensive though

    Does Shawn Michaels and Triple H yell Suck It! every time you turn it on?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha oh god ex is full on whoring herself to me

    this is p. sad

    that girl has problems

    like in the beginning it was just really, really thick suggestion

    "my grandmom's visiting relatives out of states. i'll be alone in the house, i'm gonna be so lonely"

    then when i didn't raise to that date she's like

    "we haven't hung out in a while, you should keep me company"

    and when that didn't work it progressed to

    "i promise if you come over this weekend i'll remember why we had so much fun before all this shit happened"

    it is like watching a train wreck

    it's weird, because i was wrapped up with her for a while and this is the first time i'm seeing this like... totally impersonally. i have zero desire to take her up on this, and i'm just sort of shaking my head sadly.

    ah well

    got mah date with new girl tomorrow night 8-)

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha oh god ex is full on whoring herself to me

    this is p. sad

    that girl has 99 problems

    But a 'Chu aint one

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I would not buy a kindle DX

    the things I would use it for (tech PDFs) are better suited to my iPad

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    goddamn my skin and my fucking dermatologist

    just soaked through 4 kleenex because my leg wouldn't stop bleeding because a boil decided it needed to open up. I've been on Accutane since late October and this shit still persists. Wtf body.

    I really didn't need to know that.

    Yeah I can go without people going into detail about their health conditions.

    Whatever I'd rather read about burst boils than suicide and depression.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Question! There was a short story I read in High School about two elderly women living in a house, and for reasons unexplained something would make parts of the house too dangerous to live in "if it got out", the story went on to describe how they lost things in certain rooms they couldn't go back in anymore, and how they adapted to live without them, until finally they were forced out of the house. I remember the last paragraph describing how they locked the door so a poor burglar wouldn't enter by accident. Anyone remember the name?

    Something something Narnia?

    No. It's a short story.

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the kindle dx is still really expensive though

    yea I really don't understand that, since it doesn't seem much different from the $139 model beyond a slightly nicer screen or something

    Although I guess with tech it always pays to have an outragously priced high-end model because some status-obsessed dumbass will buy it

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man I feel like I have been waiting for ipad v2 for forever

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So the one month battery life they're touting now, is that supposed to be like standby or will the device literally run for a month if you were using it 24/7 or maybe a mixture of the two. What does the current Kindle run for in comparison to what is indicated by the spec sheet?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hey fluffy if that boil is below your knee, elevate your leg. like any other kind of leg wound, it will reduce the bleeding significantly

    if it's above your knee, elevating it enough to make a difference is sorta tricky

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    chu's got 99 problems but a bris ain't one

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