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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nah, they think I'm a moron. But they seem to think everybody's a moron, except for the marines that had, like, 6 months of smart start before actually getting into their class. She nearly broke my desk out of excited today when I asked, in Arabic, how her daughter was (her daughter just had a baby).

    Second semester they'll be furious at the Marines after they lose their edge.

    We had a soldier who spent a few months in China. First semester he was the golden child of the class. By third semester teachers were trying to avoid his class.

    Quid on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gim wrote: »

    wasn't that one dude in X-Men

    and I mean it looks like they had something approaching a budget

    amazing

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why would anyone ever name a ship that, why would anyone ever get on a ship named that, and why would it look exactly the same as the first ship when 100 years of ship technology has gone by.

    because history repeats itself, you dumb fuck

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why would anyone ever name a ship that, why would anyone ever get on a ship named that, and why would it look exactly the same as the first ship when 100 years of ship technology has gone by.

    Tagline: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice..."

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zandracon wrote: »

    Uhm...

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why would anyone ever name a ship that, why would anyone ever get on a ship named that, and why would it look exactly the same as the first ship when 100 years of ship technology has gone by.

    because history repeats itself, you dumb fuck

    OH WELL THEN HEADS UP, GET THAT TISSUE READY A FEW MINUTES EARLY

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Guys, I've got it.

    Titanic II? Prequel to the next Cloverfield.

    Quid on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why would anyone ever name a ship that, why would anyone ever get on a ship named that, and why would it look exactly the same as the first ship when 100 years of ship technology has gone by.

    because history repeats itself, you dumb fuck

    OH WELL THEN HEADS UP, GET THAT TISSUE READY A FEW MINUTES EARLY

    hee-hee

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If Jack's angry ghost isn't involved, then I shall have no part of it.

    Gim on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why would anyone ever name a ship that, why would anyone ever get on a ship named that, and why would it look exactly the same as the first ship when 100 years of ship technology has gone by.

    so that I could drink an entire bottle of wine out of a hugenormous glass while laughing at it

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    i've been working on this super busy transcription of kanye west's college dropout since

    well

    since before i was in college

    i guess i'm finally done

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gim wrote: »
    If Jack's angry ghost isn't involved, then I shall have no part of it.

    And it has to be CGI.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why would anyone ever name a ship that, why would anyone ever get on a ship named that, and why would it look exactly the same as the first ship when 100 years of ship technology has gone by.

    so that I could drink an entire bottle of wine out of a hugenormous glass while laughing at it

    We're like twins you and I.

    Edit: The good kind with similar interests. Not the crappy ones who wear the same clothes to throw off their parents and teachers so they can subvert the system.

    Quid on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    If I made a modern super blimp, I'd totally name it the Hindenburg... and paint it with thermite.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    i wonder if sarks realizes that i copied down his info when i had his driver's license and i use him as a reference on my job applications

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    my other personal reference is benjamin netanyahu

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If I made a modern super blimp, I'd totally name it the Hindenburg... and paint it with thermite.

    *impassioned clapping*

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hindenberg II: Humanity's Revenge

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    If Jack's angry ghost isn't involved, then I shall have no part of it.

    And it has to be CGI.

    With songs by Randy Newman.

    Gim on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    herp derp gurls

    herp derp confused

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  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Nah, they think I'm a moron. But they seem to think everybody's a moron, except for the marines that had, like, 6 months of smart start before actually getting into their class. She nearly broke my desk out of excited today when I asked, in Arabic, how her daughter was (her daughter just had a baby).

    Second semester they'll be furious at the Marines after they lose their edge.

    We had a soldier who spent a few months in China. First semester he was the golden child of the class. By third semester teachers were trying to avoid his class.

    One of my instructors did indicate to me that I may well be a sponge. For the spoken aspect, at least. Listening thusfar I can't wrap my head around their fucked up grammar and the diacritics enough to actually hear what's being said, but speaking and reading/writing I'm pretty ace.

    I hope, for my sake, that I am indeed a sponge. Apparently there's about a 70% attrition rate with the Arabic DLPT5, and failure means separation for the AF. I just have to run the odds, and I think I am smarter than most of my class. That means I win, right?

    Glorious Cretin on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wonder if sarks realizes that i copied down his info when i had his driver's license and i use him as a reference on my job applications

    I told your prospective employer that you let me starve that morning in Boston.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Starting season 2 I have to say I'm starting to find Michael Western's knowledge base uncommonly vast.

    Quid on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wonder if sarks realizes that i copied down his info when i had his driver's license and i use him as a reference on my job applications

    I told your prospective employer that you let me starve that morning in Boston.

    :o

    you lie!

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hindenburg's Catharsis, an epitragedy in one act.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wonder if sarks realizes that i copied down his info when i had his driver's license and i use him as a reference on my job applications

    I told your prospective employer that you let me starve that morning in Boston.

    :o

    you lie!

    Starve to death.

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  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If I made a modern super blimp, I'd totally name it the Hindenburg... and paint it with thermite.

    Skytanic was the best episode of Archer. They're all funny, but that one was just fantastic.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wonder if sarks realizes that i copied down his info when i had his driver's license and i use him as a reference on my job applications

    I told your prospective employer that you let me starve that morning in Boston.

    :o

    you lie!

    Starve to death.

    i remember what you ate, you son of a bitch!

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Nah, they think I'm a moron. But they seem to think everybody's a moron, except for the marines that had, like, 6 months of smart start before actually getting into their class. She nearly broke my desk out of excited today when I asked, in Arabic, how her daughter was (her daughter just had a baby).

    Second semester they'll be furious at the Marines after they lose their edge.

    We had a soldier who spent a few months in China. First semester he was the golden child of the class. By third semester teachers were trying to avoid his class.

    One of my instructors did indicate to me that I may well be a sponge. For the spoken aspect, at least. Listening thusfar I can't wrap my head around their fucked up grammar and the diacritics enough to actually hear what's being said, but speaking and reading/writing I'm pretty ace.

    I hope, for my sake, that I am indeed a sponge. Apparently there's about a 70% attrition rate with the Arabic DLPT5, and failure means separation for the AF. I just have to run the odds, and I think I am smarter than most of my class. That means I win, right?

    Arabic failure rates terrify me. Any advice I have you've probably heard already. Nose to the grindstone, put that shit away and don't look at it again until Sunday, and go to sources other than school materials to learn.

    Quid on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Skytanic is my favorite Archer.

    Quid on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Skytanic is my favorite Archer.
    "And M, as in Mancy."

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how can I watch archer right now

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    read the holy qur'an if you haven't yet

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    No I didn't eat anything. That was the last day, wasn't it, and I was broke and I didn't know you were paying for everyone!

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  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hulu. It's on Hulu.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    how can I watch archer right now

    Netflix. It's on instant view this very moment.

    If you don't like it after Diversity Hire it's probably not for you but watch Skytanic anyway.

    Quid on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Skytanic is my favorite Archer.
    "And M, as in Mancy."
    Hooray for metaphors!

    Quid on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I never noticed in the first scene of austin powers where he's naked and there are all different things blocking his cock and balls, you can see both of them looking off screen for the timing.

    makes sense, that must have been difficult.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    No I didn't eat anything. That was the last day, wasn't it, and I was broke and I didn't know you were paying for everyone!

    yeah i was just puffing out my chest, i have no memory skills

    that is p. awkward tho'

    i could have sworn i said it when we were sitting down "hey guys i appreciate you letting me crash, breakfast is on me" and i specifically remember how i could tactfully say it without also buying breakfast for matt and his wife haha (because i'm a pauper, you see)

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    how can I watch archer right now

    Netflix. It's on instant view this very moment.

    If you don't like it after Diversity Hire it's probably not for you but watch Skytanic anyway.

    perfect.

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