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PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XFbAINOlnY

THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!

I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I see we both went for Carrie.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    But preach didn't use prom [chat] so he wins

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Theme song for putting up new [chat]s:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg_wJSPX-E0

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    at least this one has a unique title

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh man multi-chat.

    I choose this one because it was closest to the top of the page.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Prom was much better my Junior year than Senior year

    Junior year I went with a girl that I was madly in love with and it was fantastic

    Senior year I went "stag" because the girl I was dating was going with someone else (she agreed to go with him months prior before we started dating). And then I got arrested.

    Wait, you can't yada yada yada the prison? That's the best part!

    Eh, getting arrested for an MIP on prom night isn't all that special.

    Waltzing into the liquor store in tuxedos with a fake ID was not the smartest move I admit.

    You know, teenagers.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    at least this one has a unique title

    And now it has Iron Maiden so it is the far superior [chat]

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So many [Chat]s

    Too many [Chat]s

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    it looks like his fist clips the nose of the VH-looking guy between them

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I see we both went for Carrie.

    Yeah I found that funny, like "Oh thom picked carrie too".

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm gonna pick this over my [chat] because preacher is the man.

    And we should do our best to intergrate Ex-Cons back into society.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

    St. Swithun's Day.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I see we both went for Carrie.

    Yeah I found that funny, like "Oh thom picked carrie too".

    I thought of a dozen movies about or featuring proms after but Carrie came to mind first.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

    Prom is lame anyway. Way too expensive.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    it looks like his fist clips the nose of the VH-looking guy between them

    haha

    i was just gonna say "his tubby friend caught a little flak"

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

    St. Swithun's Day.

    there's like a sadie something dance where the girls have to ask the boys also

    hawkins?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I see we both went for Carrie.

    Yeah I found that funny, like "Oh thom picked carrie too".

    I thought of a dozen movies about or featuring proms after but Carrie came to mind first.

    Same, I was first going to go with Take my Breath away because it seems like that song played in every 80's movie featuring a prom, but instead went with brutal murder.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

    St. Swithun's Day.

    there's like a sadie something dance where the girls have to ask the boys also

    hawkins?

    Yes. We didn't have one of those, thank god.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

    St. Swithun's Day.

    In as much as my school had a religious affiliation, it would have been Church of Scotland, not Church of England.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I see we both went for Carrie.

    Yeah I found that funny, like "Oh thom picked carrie too".

    I thought of a dozen movies about or featuring proms after but Carrie came to mind first.

    i was kind of hoping that skip would make one of his awesome montages

    but i guess now that he has a swank new job he's too busy to hang with us plain folks

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

    St. Swithun's Day.

    there's like a sadie something dance where the girls have to ask the boys also

    hawkins?

    What do jokes about large vaginas have to do with dances will?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I see we both went for Carrie.

    Yeah I found that funny, like "Oh thom picked carrie too".

    I thought of a dozen movies about or featuring proms after but Carrie came to mind first.

    i was kind of hoping that skip would make one of his awesome montages

    but i guess now that he has a swank new job he's too busy to hang with us plain folks

    How dare he be working when the rest of us are slacking off!

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

    St. Swithun's Day.

    there's like a sadie something dance where the girls have to ask the boys also

    hawkins?

    What do jokes about large vaginas have to do with dances will?

    Man, you've really been busting out the Predator jokes lately.

    Those things must have been dusty.

    Speaking of dusty...

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man Preacher even *I* went to prom. With a date no less.

    That wasn't related to me!

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    On that note, anyone who refers to High School as the best years of their life, has led a shitty life.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Preacher even *I* went to prom. With a date no less.

    That wasn't related to me!

    I was thinking of asking the girl my brother took to prom (she was a junior when he invited her), but being fat I had no self confidence.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also.

    sitting.jpg

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Preacher even *I* went to prom. With a date no less.

    That wasn't related to me!

    I was thinking of asking the girl my brother took to prom (she was a junior when he invited her), but being fat I had no self confidence.

    That's why you ask a fat girl so you can be fat prom dates together and maybe get a fat handjob in the limo.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Preacher even *I* went to prom. With a date no less.

    That wasn't related to me!

    I was thinking of asking the girl my brother took to prom (she was a junior when he invited her), but being fat I had no self confidence.

    o_O

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Preacher even *I* went to prom. With a date no less.

    That wasn't related to me!

    I was thinking of asking the girl my brother took to prom (she was a junior when he invited her), but being fat I had no self confidence.

    o_O

    I wanted her to have slept with both Dionne boys, sadly we didn't get to tag team her before my bro went mega christian.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.

    he wouldn't stop

    so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"

    the parents gave me the dirtiest look

    god people are sensitive about their kids these days.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    We didn't have a Prom, but we did have a Formal. Which was short for formal dance.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    No no Will you punch the parents for being shitty and having no consideration for other people.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Preacher even *I* went to prom. With a date no less.

    That wasn't related to me!

    I was thinking of asking the girl my brother took to prom (she was a junior when he invited her), but being fat I had no self confidence.

    That's why you ask a fat girl so you can be fat prom dates together and maybe get a fat handjob in the limo.

    see!?

    tubby peeps should stick with tubby peeps

    even on the west coast

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.

    he wouldn't stop

    so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"

    the parents gave me the dirtiest look

    god people are sensitive about their kids these days.

    Will that's not proper etiquette you are supposed to snicker with other nearby customers loudly while pointing.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.

    he wouldn't stop

    so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"

    the parents gave me the dirtiest look

    god people are sensitive about their kids these days.

    You shoulda done the mobster theory from House.

    Just get in the baby's face and shout "STOP" at the top of your lungs.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.

    he wouldn't stop

    so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"

    the parents gave me the dirtiest look

    god people are sensitive about their kids these days.

    I swear people take their kids places they should never take them. Like outside of their house.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've only asked 3 girls out my entire life and all 3 times were spur of the moment mistakes as far as I'm concerned.

    I asked a girl out at prom and she said no.

    Then, all suave like, I wrote "If you change your mind, I'm still interested" in her year book.

    Then she started IMing me every day and I lost interest, but hey it was cool to know I've got charm.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.

    St. Swithun's Day.

    In as much as my school had a religious affiliation, it would have been Church of Scotland, not Church of England.

    oh
    so you didn't have anything :(

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