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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    if you're swimming in the ocean, whatever you do, don't sing "Kiss from a Rose"
    you might be mistaken for Seal

    Only if your face is the equivalent of 20 mesh sand paper.

    i still want to know what Seal's got such that Heidi Klum would marry him.

    i mean, aside from his voice.

    he's supposed to be a nice guy

    also my guess is enormous genitals

    He seems like a nice guy, and he's got a great voice even if his music isn't my thing. His face is still fucked up though. Also now I'm interested in those genitals.

    Hunter how many times during your day do you find yourself saying this?

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    if you're swimming in the ocean, whatever you do, don't sing "Kiss from a Rose"
    you might be mistaken for Seal

    Only if your face is the equivalent of 20 mesh sand paper.

    i still want to know what Seal's got such that Heidi Klum would marry him.

    i mean, aside from his voice.

    he's supposed to be a nice guy

    also my guess is enormous genitals

    He seems like a nice guy, and he's got a great voice even if his music isn't my thing. His face is still fucked up though. Also now I'm interested in those genitals.

    Hunter how many times during your day do you find yourself saying this?

    Too many to count.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Macera wrote: »

    THIS ISN'T A NORMAL SHARK. IT SWIMS. IT KILLS. IT'S OUT THERE.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man, screw you guys. you haven't tasted heaven until you've had smoked shark steaks. use the same recipe that we put on the smoked mullet, and daaaaamn, eatin' that shit by hand all day long.

    reefers, white-tips, black-tips, bonnetheads, all school up in just the right sizes: approx 3 to 4 footers when the jacks get running in the summer. one day a week we'd pull about 20-30 in, smoke half of em and sell the other half whole in the market. definitely not just for the fins. hell i used to give em to this little old japanese lady that came in regularly. the only shark fin soup i've ever had was made by her. and it was delicious.

    i hate that they've been over-fished too, but that's not gonna stop me from going out to catch a few for myself. just like any other statistic, there's a truth somewhere in the middle. they're making a slow comeback, but a comeback nonetheless.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »

    THIS ISN'T A NORMAL SHARK. IT SWIMS. IT KILLS. IT'S OUT THERE.
    I really do not like Kristy Swanson, but I will be watching that movie. Oh yeah.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that even contains a white woman tripping at an inopportune time

    goddamn

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Geek wrote: »

    I love that they made a theme song for this. That is fucking dedication, there.

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rank's annual Shark Week threads are my favourite part of Shark Week - FACT!

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Eric Roberts?
    edit: holy fuck I just now found out Julia Roberts is his sister

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hahaha, wow

    there's a revelation that's been a long time coming

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Eric Roberts?
    edit: holy fuck I just now found out Julia Roberts is his sister

    DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man, Bull Sharks are the assholes of the sea.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hammerhead shark is the best shark

    FACT

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    pack it up.

    we're done.

    #pipe on
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    "IT'S A MALE!"

    <grasps bull shark penis>



    i imagine this is the closest this shark is ever going to get to female human on male shark rape.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    all these shows talk about never seeing certain sharks mate or no video of sharks mating

    I am betting it just too sexy of a thing to show on tv
    these shark guys are keeping them videos all for themselves

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Speaking of never before seen things that sharks do.

    http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/08/whale-shark-poop/

    Everybody poops.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I saw a greenland shark poop on dirty jobs

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hammerhead shark is the best shark

    FACT

    seconded.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I saw your mom poop on dirty jobs, artreus

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    FUCK YEAH SHARK WE- oh wait, it's over now.



    :c

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    shark week's home is on no calendar

    it is a place

    in your heart

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    nope

    pretty sure it is just a week

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    shark weeeeeeeek

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    John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I love sharks.

    Especially the ones that fight crime.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FkI69t9eIY

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    MeshaKMeshaK Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I know it's nowhere near as awesome as the OP, but I figured the thread could use some closure.


    Linked for huge.
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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    if any thread was going to be resurrected by a bot

    I'm glad it was this one

    especially with SHARK FACTS

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    hunter45 has taught me many valuable things about sharks

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I know they make mods' lives harder and that they are very very bad things...

    but bots crack me up. Specially when they "awesome" something.

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    For a minute I actually thought it was Shark Week again

    And then I was terribly sad

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Odin, why you gotta lurk with an awesome name like that?

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Eh, mostly I'm just always too busy to participate in discussions, but I always keep updated with the threads I'm interested in.

    I've been here 5 years and every year I tell myself "I should try and be more active here" but then I get more work and stuff to do so it never happens.

    So it goes.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    This Christmas, while we moved, we apparently left our door unlocked, and that was enough time for someone to kidnap our shark!

    Then...
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    And finally, the epilogue:
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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Hey @Janson you missed a last name in the 2nd picture, if your intention was to remove all of 'em

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    hahahaha that's awesome!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    her intention was for us to get some revenge on that shark thief

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    natek wrote:
    her intention was for us to get some revenge on that shark thief

    :^:

    But whoops, corrected! (Upon refresh). Knew I'd forget at least one!

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