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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    I wanna be a dude on that boat so bad

    Pulling a fake seal

    Makin great whites explode outta the water

    And then blasting them with a paintball gun

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    rank why would you anger them

    why

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sometime this week i plan to see MegaShark vs Giant Octopus

    before i do i need someone who's seen it to answer this question:

    Is it really as bad as everybody says it is?

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i am continuing my 22 year long streak of never watching shark week

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sometime this week i plan to see MegaShark vs Giant Octopus

    before i do i need someone who's seen it to answer this question:

    Is it really as bad as everybody says it is?

    They fell in love at the end, and now we have

    Sharktopus!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    rank why would you anger them

    why

    That's what they get for not having thumbs, the chumps

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    rank if you make them made enough they will grow thumbs

    I am relatively sure this is how evolution works

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man Sharktopus

    now that is a movie I am looking forward to

    the last Made for TV movie I was jazzed about was Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man Sharktopus

    now that is a movie I am looking forward to

    the last Made for TV movie I was jazzed about was Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

    ahahahaha, yesssss

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    rank if you make them made enough they will grow thumbs

    I am relatively sure this is how evolution works

    Dolphins are only thumbs and tools away from dominating us. It will be a glorious reckoning.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Batman came prepared, did you?


    The only thing that can kill a shark is a light saber or another shark. FACT.
    How does Roy Scheider fit into this theory?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    sometime this week i plan to see MegaShark vs Giant Octopus

    before i do i need someone who's seen it to answer this question:

    Is it really as bad as everybody says it is?

    They fell in love at the end, and now we have

    Sharktopus!

    This looks soooo good

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    antimatter have you seen Cyber Seduction?

    It is fantastically ridiculous

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    rank if you make them made enough they will grow thumbs

    I am relatively sure this is how evolution works

    Either way, it's a win/win for me

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    antimatter have you seen Cyber Seduction?

    It is fantastically ridiculous

    I only read a review for it, but I need to see it
    it's hilariously awful

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    reviews don't even do it justice antimatter

    it is a thing that needs to be experienced

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sometime this week i plan to see MegaShark vs Giant Octopus

    before i do i need someone who's seen it to answer this question:

    Is it really as bad as everybody says it is?

    They fell in love at the end, and now we have

    Sharktopus!

    i don't know how to respond to this

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    cyberseduction was magical in a way only lifetime original movies can be

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    reviews don't even do it justice antimatter

    it is a thing that needs to be experienced
    working on it!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    What the hell is Cyberseduction

    Also I got a DVD of Weasels Ripped My Flesh that Whippy gave me that I ain't never seen yet, ain't had the right occasion. It don't seem one of those movies you watch by yourself, ya know?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rank,

    Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life is a story about a high school swimmer who gets sucked into the evil world of internet porn to the point where it ruins his life

    and he ends up dying

    because of internet porn

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What the hell is Cyberseduction

    Also I got a DVD of Weasels Ripped My Flesh that Whippy gave me that I ain't never seen yet, ain't had the right occasion. It don't seem one of those movies you watch by yourself, ya know?

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/cyber-seduction-his.php?page=1
    just gonna say nsfw

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Justin Peterson is an All State swimming champion with a religious girlfriend, slightly overzealous parents, and a younger brother who whines and eats a lot. Everything good in his life comes to a screeching halt when he receives a link to a website owned by high school senior Monica, who does things for her boyfriend via web-cam. Soon Justin develops an intense addiction to Internet porn that causes his mother to go into hysterics (and his father shortly thereafter) and alienates his girlfriend. In the meantime, he develops an affinity for energy drinks and lying about homework assignments.

    the kind of thing that must be watched to be understood

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sometime this week i plan to see MegaShark vs Giant Octopus

    before i do i need someone who's seen it to answer this question:

    Is it really as bad as everybody says it is?

    how badly do you want to see a shark take a bite out of a bridge

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    all the cool people who have seen Cyber Seduction are invited to my birthday party

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    sometime this week i plan to see MegaShark vs Giant Octopus

    before i do i need someone who's seen it to answer this question:

    Is it really as bad as everybody says it is?

    how badly do you want to see a shark take a bite out of a bridge

    man that was in the trailer for the movie

    i'm still gonna see it this week no matter what

    but now i really wanna see Sharktopus

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i watched some internet porn today

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    i watched some internet porn today

    would you say that you have a lust
    a lust for bust, perhaps

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Batman came prepared, did you?


    The only thing that can kill a shark is a light saber or another shark. FACT.
    How does Roy Scheider fit into this theory?

    He went to get a bigger boat, and came back with Seaquest DSV.

    And a dolphin.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    i watched some internet porn today

    would you say that you have a lust
    a lust for bust, perhaps

    bust is really a must

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    swill noooo

    you are going to ruin your life

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    okay well explain this to me then bigshot

    if they've seen the movie they can kick it with you

    but if they are a living breathing manifestation of pornographic glory,

    then you want nothing doing

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    look I just want good clean christian soldiers who know of the vile corruption of pornography at my party

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you can hire me as entertainment then

    i'll play some online poker, and jerk off as fast as possible between hands to violent porn

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    quit stereotyping tlb!

    i'm good, nice and Christian, and i like jacking off so much i wound up doing it so much i had a migraine for 10 days straight

    masturbation is a universal language

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sweeney tom no matter what you believed in or how devout you were, you'd never be invited

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i don't want to go to a racist birthday party anyway!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    eye

    warship

    satin

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    shoe noooooooo

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