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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    How the fuck do you ruin a game about being a shark killing people. It's sacrilege.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Okay guys shark week is officially a thing now.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    My wife played Jaws Unleashed for days and days and days

    she loves that fucking game

    yeah, the first few levels are kinda lame, like having to eat half a scientist holding a keycard and then drag his flailing torso over to the correct door is a little silly

    but I can't tell you how many times I was interrupted by my wife running into the room saying, "Honey, come watch! I can leap out of the water, drag a helicopter into the sea and then eat the survivors!"

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My wife played Jaws Unleashed for days and days and days

    she loves that fucking game

    yeah, the first few levels are kinda lame, like having to eat half a scientist holding a keycard and then drag his flailing torso over to the correct door is a little silly

    but I can't tell you how many times I was interrupted by my wife running into the room saying, "Honey, come watch! I can leap out of the water, drag a helicopter into the sea and then eat the survivors!"

    She's a keeper. Congrats man.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    There were things in Jaws Unleashed that were indeed radical

    The controls were just batshit retarded and half the time Jaws would do whatever he wanted to do instead of what you were trying to make him do

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The controls were just batshit retarded and half the time Jaws would do whatever he wanted to do instead of what you were trying to make him do

    he's a shark

    you can't make him do anything

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    s

    so i just found out that i dont have the discovery channel

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    wait

    how do you not have the discovery channel?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i dont know but i checked and i dont fucking have it

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't have any channel.

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    DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have cable downstairs but the only TVs are upstairs. I have to sit with my eyes closed and imagine Shark Week.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Show right now is just sharks jumping over and over again so I am watching the 5th element.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The 5th element may be love, but the 6th is sharks

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    DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wanna be that Planeteer.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you guys have fun

    you

    you have fun with your sharks

    ill just be over here

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    chezwick beatle hammerchezwick beatle hammer Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No human has ever seen great whites fuck.... we don't know if they reproduce..... so they must just life for fucking ever! FACT!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    OK, this guy who went out on a seal sled to film a great white up close attack a seal decoy is a fucking nutjob.

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i think a lot of nature photographers and cameramen are nutjobs

    but god if the footage ain't amazing

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You would have to clean out my wetsuit for a week with all the feces and urine I would have expelled.

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    DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Let our powers combine.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I call power of the grizzly bear

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    and I will be TYRANNOSAURUS

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i guess i'll just be the samurai power ranger

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i dont know but i checked and i dont fucking have it

    If you have charter, check some other channels, currently my listings list it as channel when in fact its 46, been like that a few weeks now...

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    OK, this guy who went out on a seal sled to film a great white up close attack a seal decoy is a fucking nutjob.

    http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal

    his interview on Radio Lab is awesome

    http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2010/04/02/segments/145601

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    note to self: do NOT go swimming in the ocean off South Africa.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    No human has ever seen great whites fuck.... we don't know if they reproduce..... so they must just life for fucking ever! FACT!

    Not entirely true - nobody has ever seen great white sharks fuck and survived to talk about it.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    and I will be TYRANNOSAURUS

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    a sexual Tyrannosaurus?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    and I will be TYRANNOSAURUS

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    a sexual Tyrannosaurus?

    Yes

    and you can continue to be a slack-jawed faggot

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    can i be a tight-jawed faggot tlb

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    can i be a tight-jawed faggot tlb

    i think i caught one of those in animal crossing once

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Bacon painted this for me a few years ago:

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    I had to draw curly ends to what looked like the moustache, because my mind couldn't decide if it was just a round moustache and grimace or a mouth agape.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if it was a mustache then you'd be grinning

    presumably at the amount of shark ass you would be attempting to ruin

    seeing as you are still alive, however, one can assume that your latter description is correct and a younger you is showing the correct amount of terror at the situation

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    Also, I'm gonna celebrate this holiest of weeks by going to McDonalds
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    can i be a tight-jawed faggot tlb

    sure

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    DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man, those are the worst kind of faggots. Like getting head from a bear trap. . . or a shark I guess. Topical!

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    KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Couple pages late but I gotta say

    Amazing OP Rank. Brought a tear to my eye.

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It just came up in conversation with my ma that she doesn't like shark week

    Do I need to disown her y/n

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