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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    crwth you + squall would make a cute couple



    note
    taken

    Kochikens on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I am not putting SE++ in my profile. I mention Penny Arcade. That is enough. I get few enough messages as it is, and no actual meetings yet.

    Pretty sure nobody will know what it is

    Like, aside from us that is

    Quetzi on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I am not putting SE++ in my profile. I mention Penny Arcade. That is enough. I get few enough messages as it is, and no actual meetings yet.

    so send messages

    satansfingers on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fencingsax is ashamed of us.

    ChicoBlue on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    I always hate those "The first thing people notice" questions.

    Because the first things most people notice on me aren't the good things.

    I'm so proud of my answer to that one.
    Under very specific circumstances, people notice that I'm on fire. Which is good, because sometimes I don't, and it helps to have someone else to put it out.

    It's good because it's based on a true story

    You're a weird guy.

    neville on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    And if someone does know what this cesspool is, it's either going to be a good thing for you or it's not anybody you wanna be putting your dick in

    Quetzi on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I met a girl on this webamajig

    She was pretty cool I guess, if not exactly my type physically.

    BUT MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY.

    ohmigosh

    Uriel on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    crwth you + squall would make a cute couple



    note
    taken

    and kochi updates her forumer shipping wall

    crwth on
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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    I always hate those "The first thing people notice" questions.

    Because the first things most people notice on me aren't the good things.

    I'm so proud of my answer to that one.
    Under very specific circumstances, people notice that I'm on fire. Which is good, because sometimes I don't, and it helps to have someone else to put it out.

    It's good because it's based on a true story

    Yes that is pretty clever. Always try to make women laugh.

    Then they're helpless.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    I always hate those "The first thing people notice" questions.

    Because the first things most people notice on me aren't the good things.

    It's really just a test of how good you are at coming up with creative answers to questions.

    "People usually notice a tiny glowing halo that hovers on top of my head. I don't know how it got there, but apparently you can only see it if you've never had perverted thoughts."

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    crwth + squall ALL OF THE TROLL SYMBOLS

    Beasteh on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    I met a girl on this webamajig

    She was pretty cool I guess, if not exactly my type physically.

    BUT MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY.

    ohmigosh

    How dare you not settle for something you're not totally happy with!?!

    Liiya on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    kovak still has the best profile I've ever seen on OKC

    Beasteh on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I met a girl on this webamajig

    She was pretty cool I guess, if not exactly my type physically.

    BUT MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY.

    ohmigosh

    How dare you not settle for something you're not totally happy with!?!

    Because I am stupid and ugly

    Uriel on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    rolo what happened to thor_taco

    did you have to assume a new identity

    are the internet police after you? you can hide out in my basement until it blows over if you want

    thor_taco was too beautiful for this world

    I deleted it when I got into a serious relationship, and then made this other one for chatting with SE folk.

    Speaking of which, can people link their profiles? Everyone used to have se++ in their profiles, but that search term doesn't work anymore. seplusplus will let everyone here know who you are!

    risking my okcupid reputation by doing this but OKAY

    Redeemer on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I met a girl on this webamajig

    She was pretty cool I guess, if not exactly my type physically.

    BUT MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY.

    ohmigosh

    How dare you not settle for something you're not totally happy with!?!

    Because I am stupid and ugly

    Well we all have our flaws.

    Liiya on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I am not putting SE++ in my profile. I mention Penny Arcade. That is enough. I get few enough messages as it is, and no actual meetings yet.

    so send messages

    Why didn't I think of that? I am messaging people, Captain Genius of the USS Smarts!

    Fencingsax on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kovak does have an incredible profile.

    I didn't know he was on OKC, though.

    ChicoBlue on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I am not putting SE++ in my profile. I mention Penny Arcade. That is enough. I get few enough messages as it is, and no actual meetings yet.

    so send messages

    Why didn't I think of that? I am messaging people, Captain Genius of the USS Smarts!

    send better messages

    satansfingers on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    rolo what happened to thor_taco

    did you have to assume a new identity

    are the internet police after you? you can hide out in my basement until it blows over if you want

    thor_taco was too beautiful for this world

    I deleted it when I got into a serious relationship, and then made this other one for chatting with SE folk.

    Speaking of which, can people link their profiles? Everyone used to have se++ in their profiles, but that search term doesn't work anymore. seplusplus will let everyone here know who you are!

    risking my okcupid reputation by doing this but OKAY

    Yeah, fine, I'll put it in. (Not like that.)

    Fencingsax on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No, exactly like that.

    Redeemer on
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I am not putting SE++ in my profile. I mention Penny Arcade. That is enough. I get few enough messages as it is, and no actual meetings yet.

    so send messages

    Why didn't I think of that? I am messaging people, Captain Genius of the USS Smarts!

    send better messages

    Well, thank you for the constructive criticism! Surely, my problems are solved!

    Fencingsax on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    all messages sent should include a link to a picture of your genitalia

    internet dating 101

    crwth on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I met a girl on this webamajig

    She was pretty cool I guess, if not exactly my type physically.

    BUT MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY.

    ohmigosh

    How dare you not settle for something you're not totally happy with!?!

    Because I am stupid and ugly

    Well we all have our flaws.

    I just made a new profile on this thingy... I don't know what to write...

    I am my own worst critic.

    Uriel on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I am not putting SE++ in my profile. I mention Penny Arcade. That is enough. I get few enough messages as it is, and no actual meetings yet.

    so send messages

    Why didn't I think of that? I am messaging people, Captain Genius of the USS Smarts!

    send better messages

    Well, thank you for the constructive criticism! Surely, my problems are solved!

    so should i e-mail you my invoice or what

    this sort of consultation isn't free

    satansfingers on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    so does anyone use this to make friends or is this a dating only thing

    I am moving and want to make friends

    bowtiedseal on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if you are a little unconfident and new to the whole messaging girls thing

    I suggest the 'buckshot' approach

    increase the amount of targets, increase the chance of getting your dick wet

    Beasteh on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that may be my finest post

    Beasteh on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The only 2 times I have met a girl online was when she messages me first.

    I suck at online dating.

    Uriel on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    so does anyone use this to make friends or is this a dating only thing

    I am moving and want to make friends

    i do see 'just here to make friends' profiles sometimes, but i dunno how effective they are

    no reason not to try

    satansfingers on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I am not putting SE++ in my profile. I mention Penny Arcade. That is enough. I get few enough messages as it is, and no actual meetings yet.

    so send messages

    Why didn't I think of that? I am messaging people, Captain Genius of the USS Smarts!

    send better messages

    Well, thank you for the constructive criticism! Surely, my problems are solved!

    so should i e-mail you my invoice or what

    this sort of consultation isn't free

    Send all bills to

    Your ass
    SatansFingers, SE++, Penny Arcade
    The Internet

    Fencingsax on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I met a girl on this webamajig

    She was pretty cool I guess, if not exactly my type physically.

    BUT MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY.

    ohmigosh

    How dare you not settle for something you're not totally happy with!?!

    Because I am stupid and ugly

    Well we all have our flaws.

    I just made a new profile on this thingy... I don't know what to write...

    I am my own worst critic.

    I am pretty stupid too, but between us we may be able to think of something.

    Liiya on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I met a girl on this webamajig

    She was pretty cool I guess, if not exactly my type physically.

    BUT MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY.

    ohmigosh

    How dare you not settle for something you're not totally happy with!?!

    Because I am stupid and ugly

    Well we all have our flaws.

    I just made a new profile on this thingy... I don't know what to write...

    I am my own worst critic.

    uuaSszwJD.gif

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    all messages sent should include a link to a picture of your genitalia

    internet dating 101

    Chatroulette is actually a dating service.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you have no idea how many times my ex used to get OKC messages and the entire thing would just be:

    'wanna cam play sxy'

    (it was a lot of times)

    Beasteh on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    so does anyone use this to make friends or is this a dating only thing

    I am moving and want to make friends

    I actually find it to be a much more effective making friends tool than a dating tool.

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    http://www.okcupid.com/interests?i=seplusplus

    Pathetic, you guys. Where's that dude who looks like Larlar's younger brother

    Redeemer on
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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    so does anyone use this to make friends or is this a dating only thing

    I am moving and want to make friends

    I tried this the last time I was on OkC. Dudes got wierded out obviously.

    Don't start messages with "Hey you have a penis and like video games, wanna hang out?"

    HyperAquaBlast on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I am not putting SE++ in my profile. I mention Penny Arcade. That is enough. I get few enough messages as it is, and no actual meetings yet.

    so send messages

    Why didn't I think of that? I am messaging people, Captain Genius of the USS Smarts!

    send better messages

    Well, thank you for the constructive criticism! Surely, my problems are solved!

    so should i e-mail you my invoice or what

    this sort of consultation isn't free

    Send all bills to

    Your ass
    SatansFingers, SE++, Penny Arcade
    The Internet

    but that's my address

    satansfingers on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    so does anyone use this to make friends or is this a dating only thing

    I am moving and want to make friends

    I try to use it to make friends.


    This hasn't worked for me at all.

    Kochikens on
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