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JASON VOORHEES APPRECIATION (NSF56K, COUNSELORS, MOTHERS OF MONGOLOIDS)

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    it feels pretty awesome, you clearly don't have enough class to recognize freddy > jason!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    just because i am lacking in class doesn't mean that statement is true!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Freddy is a chump

    Jason is baller

    Discussion over

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    like the only other slasher villain that even compares to jason is pinhead

    all the others are chumps

    the tall man from phantasm doesn't count because while he kills people, he spends most of his time making gnomes

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    pinhead will fuck a motherfucker up

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the tall man is awesome

    if he doesn't kill you

    his floating orbs with knives inside will

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  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Hey cool, this is a good place to share my Friday the 13th collection!
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    damn that is awesome

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i am shaking your hand through the internet cr0w

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  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    I was pretty much raised on F13 movies, my mom was and is a horror fanatic. I'm annoyed that there have never been any figure versions of the Parts 5 and 8 Jason, though there's been some pretty good custom work done. The only things I collect more obsessively than Jason stuff are Batman and G.I. Joe.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    dear cr0w

    do you wanna be my dogg y/n?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Goodness gracious.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    chico right now cr0w is cooler than you

    how you gonna fix this?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dress up as Freddy and murder him.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    NO

    WRONG

    FREDDY IS NOT BLUE

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Freddy is sad all the time.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no he isn't

    you are the worst ever

    i hate you

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have always liked freddy better than jason sorry


    holy shit cr0w

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    kochikens I knew there was a reason you were awful

    this is one of them

    there are many

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    see TLB this is why we're not friends you're such a bum


    which also makes you the best secretary I've ever had

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    pfft I'm quitting

    You ain't pay me enough

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I really liked Freddy Vs Jason, gotta find my copy....

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  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The deaths in Jason X were fantastical. Hands down, some of the best in any slasher movie...

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Liquid nitrogen face smash is in my top ten kills

    You can read them here

    (yes I used to write for IGN)

    http://blogs.ign.com/Horror_Brain/2006/07/02/23631/

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    dangit TLB, you don't have the spear gun to the crotch!

    basically anything to the crotch makes my top ten lists

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  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yes

    I was very confident that the sleeping bag scene would be there, TLB, and you did not disappoint. That might be one of my favorite movie scenes ever for sheer rewindability

    e: The homage to the sleeping bag kill that they did in Jason X is also one of my favorites

    Camper Whack-A-Mole

    Although it doesn't count, really, since they weren't real campers.

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  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I have always liked freddy better than jason sorry


    holy shit cr0w

    Up on the top left of my shelf is the only Freddy figure I've ever thought worth buying. Took me 6 years to track down at a decent price, since it was only available at Comic Con in '04. Everything else has either looked nothing like Englund as Freddy or just had horribly oversized clothing.

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  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That is a badass collection, cr0w, and you should receive some kind of award for it

    It would conveniently be shaped like Jason Voorhees

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    liquid nitrogen face smash is the best kill i've ever seen in a Friday the 13th film

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  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Liquid nitrogen face smash is in my top ten kills

    You can read them here

    (yes I used to write for IGN)

    http://blogs.ign.com/Horror_Brain/2006/07/02/23631/

    How could you not include when he broke the Sheriff in half in Part VI?!

    Also, I agree with you about Part VIII. From the soundtrack to the inexplicable move to the city so they could showcase NYC at night, it's pretty much a perfect '80s movie. Plus it had a young Kelly Hu!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you know what else had a young kelly hu

    surf ninjas

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  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    That is a badass collection, cr0w, and you should receive some kind of award for it

    It would conveniently be shaped like Jason Voorhees

    Thanks!

    I'm trying to decide if I want to get this when it comes out or not.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Dude I saw one of those at Spencer's a year or two back. I draw the line at quarter-scale stuff, I could never have a life-size statue or figure or anything because it would scare the living shit out of me when I get up in the middle of the night for a snack or something. I had a life-size poster of Data when I was a kid that never failed to give me a heart attack when I would wake up at like 3 a.m. despite having it for years.

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  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man, Sideshow seriously puts out some of the coolest shit.

    Oh, to have more disposable income...

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    cr0w wrote: »
    I had a life-size poster of Data when I was a kid that never failed to give me a heart attack when I would wake up at like 3 a.m. despite having it for years.

    reminds me

    my older brother had a life-size cardboard stand-up cutout dealie of data, glaring straight ahead, pointing his phaser at the viewer

    that thing has taken like five years off of my life oh god

    the worst was that time where I hadn't seen it in months and it somehow ended up at the top of the stairs while I was at work and it was the middle of the night and augh

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  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Haha.

    A friend of mine was living upstairs in his Mom's house, and they had a balcony-type thingy overlooking the living room at the top of the stairs.

    Anyway, his Mom worked at a department store called McRae's...she was the display designer and such, and she had brought a mannequin home one day. Robin (my friend) had a long black robe he had used for some sort of costume, so his Mom decided to set the mannequin up sitting on the end of his bed wearing the robe. The mannequin is a featureless, plain white male mannequin. Robin has a black light in his room.

    So Robin comes home from work, walks upstairs and into his room and sees a glowing, black-robed figure sitting on his bed looking at him. He then proceeds to run out of his room and jump over the landing into the living room, landing on the coffee table and running out of the house.

    Despite the loss of the coffee table, his Mom thought it was the funniest thing she'd ever seen. Robin didn't agree.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    How's this for a horror story?

    Immediately after I posted my list, I went outside for a cigarette, and a beetle flew in and burrowed into my ear. It started chewing at my ear drum and wriggling around and I drowned it in peroxide and immediately went to the ER (luckily I work there, so I went right back) and they spent 40 minutes using every goddamned tool they had to finally get it out.

    It was like two inches long and now my ear is bleeding and I gotta put ear drops in and oh god it was the most horrifying thing ever

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that beetle was dead-set on revenge

    the hell have you done to piss off the beetles

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I canceled big bad beetleborgs

    and I'd do it again

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