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Team GMT Present to you the Third Annual [Phalla]Awards! (OP Updated Again!)

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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh hey, I can vote for Phyphor. I can't turn down that opportunity (although seriously that was impressive).

    Big Name Players for best meme

    Orange Soda for becoming the network head, initiating a role call, and threatening and bullying all players who did not answer the role call in Transylvanian Madness

    I'll vote on the post restriction later. I'm not going to lie I've been drinking a tad bit and I don't have the focus to look through games to think of my vote.

    Ebfan on
  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Alright, I can definitely get behind Burnage Phalla! (The horror!)

    And as the guard that was bullied by Duna in Space Horror Phalla, I can get behind that vote too.

    Need to research red and pink vote.

    daniant on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Who are Phalla biggest players right now, people?

    You should know, samurai.
    you are the only one who can decide

    Egos on
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Egos wrote: »
    Who are Phalla biggest players right now, people?

    You should know, samurai.
    you are the only one who can decide

    True, the fate of the list is in my hands. But I was thinking of giving back to the community. Let them request someone into the list and if I like that person, I'll think about letting them in.

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am back in America! Hurray!

    So....
    B:L wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    psolms wrote: »
    Kias wrote: »
    making Kime a verb still deserves recognition.

    how did i not know about this sooner?

    I take credit for it . Because I can :twisted:
    But you can't.

    Hahaha, I am awesome. Is your name a verb? Didn't think so!
    Alegis wrote: »
    Best restriction:
    Day 2 (Delmain)
    • Upon receipt of this PM, go to the Dice Roller at invisiblecastle.com, and roll dice ONE TIME using the following parameters:
      • Character Name - use the name of your favorite Golden Girl. Use the name of the character, not the actress (i.e. Dorothy Zbornak, not Bea Arthur).
      • Number of Rolls - 20
      • Dice - 1d20
    • At the bottom of the IC results page, copy the BBCode for the results with link and PM it to Mr. Defecation. Be sure to save the results somewhere, because you'll need them as well.
    • Between the time you read this PM and the close of voting, you must make at least seven (7) posts.
    • Each of your posts during this time, including any posts you make in excess of seven, must include a reference to a Phalla meme from the provided list (see below).
    • Your rolls above, taken in order, determine which meme you must include in each of your posts.
      [blockquote]Example: you roll and get this:

      1d20=4, 1d20=20, 1d20=3, 1d20=11, 1d20=10, 1d20=19, 1d20=11, 1d20=13, 1d20=20, 1d20=15, 1d20=19, 1d20=17, 1d20=18, 1d20=1, 1d20=15, 1d20=5, 1d20=16, 1d20=6, 1d20=17, 1d20=8

      Your first post during the time period would include meme #4 (EPIC REVEAL!), your second post would include meme #20 (Arivia doesn't phalla sober), and so on.[/blockquote]
    • If you make twenty posts between now and close of voting (thus running out of numbers), roll dice again for another twenty results using the same parameters as above, except that you must use the name of your second-favorite Golden Girl instead. If you run out a second or third time, repeat with the remaining Golden Girls.
    • You shall not answer any questions directed at you regarding this post restriction, nor shall you volunteer any information about your post restriction.
    • You may edit your posts to correct a meme reference, to insert one if you forget, or for any other reason allowable under the standard rules of the game, but in so doing you must ensure that the resulting post remains compliant with your post restriction and references the correct meme as described above.
    • Effective as of the close of voting today, all provisions of this post restriction shall cease, and you will be free to post in whatever manner you choose, subject to the standard rules of the game.
    List of memes (with links to PhallaWiki pages where available):

    1. I am BlueStreak!
    2. Seriously?
    3. Orange Soda / game theory
    4. EPIC REVEAL! (Note: this item would have been colorful on the PA forums, but proboards doesn't support hex color codes in tags.)
    5. Big Name Players
    6. Homing Vlads / Burnage Phalla
    7. B:L loves Rosario+Vampire
    8. Gumpy and his rusty metal hands
    9. Spectrum Rangers
    10. B:L is never evil
    11. Phalla: serious business
    12. The List of suspicious actions
    13. If TehSpectre is still alive on Day 4 he must be evil
    14. Fiaryn rage!
    15. Dunadan's terribad lists
    16. Lady Eri: Flip a coin. Heads she's crazy like a fox, tails she's just plain crazy.
    17. Obbiobbi fish head / Everything's Peaceful obbismiley2nm5.gif
    18. Traitors unite!
    19. Spreadsheeters always die early
    20. Arivia doesn't Phalla sober
    FWD's other restrictions

    Worst: Any goddamn haiku restriction

    ded gunnit haikus

    Oh my goodness, that was so awesome. FWD deserves everything.
    psolms wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    Pushing the vote onto a mafia is supposed to be blatantly evil..?

    Somebody post The List.

    posting The List is suspicious

    Muahahahaha!

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    psolms wrote: »
    without the answers to my important questions, ill just have to vote for big name players
    oh shit that's right, it's still from this year.

    Seconding BIG NAME PLAYERS

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    K, I've got it.

    FWD for creating the most amazing post restrictions ever. How the hell did he think those up?

    Zandracon for restricting his posts with verve.

    I'm still not voting red. I'm too much of a baby myself.

    daniant on
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zandracon for his unknown armies post restriction as the savage. That was within a year of now, right?

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    FWD for wall-o-text restrictions

    And Burnage Phalla

    Phyphor on
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I love how everyone else who isn't a host has no idea what "counting" means. :P

    The Anonymous on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Count...ing? Explain this strange concept of yours immediately!

    Phyphor on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I would vote but I have no voice!

    M.D. on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A posting restriction!?

    The Anonymous on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User
    edited August 2010
    i don't really know about any of this stuff because i have forgotten almost every game i've played in.

    but HI GUYS!

    and HI TEAM GMT! i am a huge fan of your work

    LemmingHead on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh, and definitely !pigeonking

    I think that's the right color i'm supposed to be using...

    lonelyahava on
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    How come no-one is voting for the Sexiest manly-man except for Sir Fabulous because if he was included it would just be unfair because he would automatically win the Sexiest Manly-man award if Sir Fabulous wasn't banned from it award that I just made up in my head?

    Sir Fabulous on
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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man, I thought my posting restrictions were mean.
    But Unknown Armies takes the cake!


    And it's UNKNOWN ARMIES! I just gotta vote for it.

    Capfalcon on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    pigeonking wrote: »
    what happens in the event of a tied vote?

    Murder

    Gumpy on
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    pigeonking wrote: »
    what happens in the event of a tied vote?

    Murder

    ... Can we get a vote count?

    Capfalcon on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited August 2010
    So many people

    So many people seconding things that have already been fifthed

    You people are a committee meeting's worst nightmare

    Daius on
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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    FWD for the meme post restriction linked earlier. i think that was the best one out of the lot.

    romanqwerty on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    pigeonking wrote: »
    what happens in the event of a tied vote?

    Murder

    ... Can we get a vote count?

    No.

    Burnage on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think this conversation is damaging me.

    And by that I mean damage damage, not damaged damaging damage.

    Edcrab on
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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, I think FWD deserves the post restriction prize. Those are some very creative restrictions.

    Ebfan on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    daniant wrote: »
    Alright, I can definitely get behind Burnage Phalla! (The horror!)

    And as the guard that was bullied by Duna in Space Horror Phalla, I can get behind that vote too.

    Need to research red and pink vote.

    telling you what to do is not bullying! its directing.

    Dunadan019 on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Memest of Memes you say?

    Suspicious.

    REG Rysk on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    And on that note:

    Shenanigans.

    The Anonymous on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Shenanigans isn't a meme, it's a word.

    And even if you are going to seriously insist we use it as a proper meme

    I guess I'll be mailing a trophy to the writers of Super Troopers

    Daius on
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'll second Suspicious

    Dunadan019 on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Memes?

    SPECTRUM CANNON .....


    ENGAAAAAAAGE

    Wildcat on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    Shenanigans isn't a meme, it's a word.
    Fun fact: all memes use words. Therefore, all words are memes.
    Please don't hurt me

    The Anonymous on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's the 'Hilarious Award' so it should go to something hilarious

    we also need a shenanigans award

    Alegis on
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    With a gazillion votes on burnage game, absolutely changing to second spectrum cannon.

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    With a gazillion votes on burnage game, absolutely changing to second spectrum cannon.

    suspicious......

    Dunadan019 on
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    With a gazillion votes on burnage game, absolutely changing to second spectrum cannon.

    suspicious......

    :3

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Holy crap, I've just read the ending of Amnesia Room and !Phyphor is scarily good. Remind me to kill him first when I am inevitably evil next phalla.

    Wildcat on
  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the "houn is the leader of pinncale" thing was pretty funny but I still feel guilty about that game

    Seeing as I could pretty much determin who won by my actions alone but i procrastinated for so long that i ended up getting autoconverted by the damn mafia

    aargh

    HeavyVillain on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sit, Primaphorior! Sit! Goooood monster.

    Wildcat on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No you managed to convert the guy who tried to convert you along with the vast majority (Including everyone but one) of my active footsoldiers HV

    It was a Möbius double reach around of spoiling my day

    Gumpy on
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