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Deviance and Cards

FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
well so i have been seeing a lot of threads recently in the vein of some form of storytelling or another aka the awkward moments thread and the illustrious time travelling thread. So here is a thread all about deviance.

So stop in stay awhile and maybe share a story about some of the fucked up shit you done, maybe you will learn a thing or two.

So now i will share my story for all of your benefit.

The year was 2003 and i was but a young lad of 16 when i was down in Palm Springs, California with a couple of friends. We were staying at my grandparents condo since they weren't there at the time and it comes to a point in the night where things were starting to get a little boring and we hadn't drank much because of a lack of booze and the inability to go just buy more so we needed something to occupy our time. Well this gated community inside which the condo was situated has this very nice pool located right next to the main like community center of the resort where they throw events for all of the people who live there, which are mostly senior citizens. Well we thought man you know what would be fun skinny dippin in the pool we were young and had some ladies present so it seamed like a fantastic idea at the time well we go up to the pool and we see that the activity center is throwing a bridge night and its is in full swing. This realization of course scared away a large portion of our group but four of us were stalwart enough to still want to press on so me and my buddy and two lovely ladies decide screw the bridge night we are gonna go skinny dippin in that pool. Well we did go skinny dippin thats for sure we actually swam around for almost two hours without once being noticed by the bridge party we also spent a good half hour in the hot tub as well which was closer to the bridge party than the pool.

so some of you may ask well how close was the pool to the bridge party and i would say it was like 30 feet away so not altogether too far away and the whole wall of the center was floor to ceiling windows because this place had a spectacular view so they did their best to use it.

So now this is the point where you guys begin to share your stories and comment on how horrible we all truly are. i hope my story has sufficiently entertained at least a few of you.








oh btw for those of you who don't know me i am friends with both MereHappenstance and Zonugal.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lot of run-on sentences

    you got...spooked by old people? you spooked old people?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That wasn't an awkward story at all!

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hey Anjin, do you play Euchre? Apparently it's big around these parts. Though, I've never heard of the game until now.

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  • FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no i did not get spooked by old people other people got spooked by old people i thought the rush was rather intoxicating and sorry about the run-on sentences English never was my strong suit

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't know what Euchre is, but the name immediately screams "old people game"

    like Pinochle

    or Backgammon

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    my whole family loves euchre

    my dad, he plays the shit online when he gets a chance to

    that guy is nuts at the yahoo pool though. he's decently ranked, apparently

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  • FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't know what Euchre is, but the name immediately screams "old people game"

    like Pinochle

    or Backgammon

    or cribbage

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    well so i have been seeing a lot of threads recently in the vein of some form of storytelling or another aka the awkward moments thread and the illustrious time travelling thread. So here is a thread all about deviance.

    So stop in stay awhile and maybe share a story about some of the fucked up shit you done, maybe you will learn a thing or two.

    So now i will share my story for all of your benefit.

    The year was 2003 and i was but a young lad of 16 when i was down in Palm Springs, California with a couple of friends. We were staying at my grandparents condo since they weren't there at the time and it comes to a point in the night where things were starting to get a little boring and we hadn't drank much because of a lack of booze and the inability to go just buy more so we needed something to occupy our time. Well this gated community inside which the condo was situated has this very nice pool located right next to the main like community center of the resort where they throw events for all of the people who live there, which are mostly senior citizens. Well we thought man you know what would be fun skinny dippin in the pool we were young and had some ladies present so it seamed like a fantastic idea at the time well we go up to the pool and we see that the activity center is throwing a bridge night and its is in full swing. This realization of course scared away a large portion of our group but four of us were stalwart enough to still want to press on so me and my buddy and two lovely ladies decide screw the bridge night we are gonna go skinny dippin in that pool. Well we did go skinny dippin thats for sure we actually swam around for almost two hours without once being noticed by the bridge party we also whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it - yo, home to Bel-Air.

    I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there.

    To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo with the save

    Euchre owns

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    niccolo machiavelli's The Prince is basically a strategy guide for Medieval 2: Total War

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dominoes is where it's at.

    Bones man.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well, my boss, coworker and their friends all play Euchre a LOT. So, I may try to start learning to play that. Sounds kinda like Uno but with a partner.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if i ever do a let's play again, i will do a playthrough of Medieval 2: Total War solely using machiavelli strategy

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Linksville wrote: »
    Well, my boss, coworker and their friends all play Euchre a LOT. So, I may try to start learning to play that. Sounds kinda like Uno but with a partner.

    euchre seems like a solution to the poker sans money problem

    fucking nobody plays poker when money isn't involved, therefore they play euchre

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is now about deviance and card games.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    alright, that was a good vid

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i like to think i can do a good impression, but wow

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That wasn't an awkward story at all!

    He told it very awkwardly, though.

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  • FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    yea apparently bridge night has sparked a discussion on euchre. I also seem to be writing a lot of things i don't remember. hmmm wierd

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    smoking that shit man

    smoking that stuff

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wait. Awkward? I thought it was on deviance.

    Like masturbating in public or something.

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  • FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    yea i gotta stop smokin man its really messin me up apparently

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    don't change your title, don't listen to those swine

    own up to whatever ugliness just occured

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  • FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i have no problem owning up to it i just enjoy cards they are rather entertaining

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Old people, public sex and cards.

    The trifecta.

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  • FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    hello

    Hello Koshian

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sex trifecta is playing my indie club

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if shoe is listening to them, they are too mainstream for me

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm hella indie! You'll all see! Hella!

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i bet they don't even have one accordion player

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm so indie I (insert stereotypical indie activity).

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Linksville wrote: »
    Well, my boss, coworker and their friends all play Euchre a LOT. So, I may try to start learning to play that. Sounds kinda like Uno but with a partner.

    Not at all like Uno.

    It's like Spades, with a partner

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2010
    What are we talking about in here?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i went down to the board game store and bought this game called dominion last night

    pretty fun

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2010
    My family doesn't play board games anymore. Not since my dad tricked my mom into not collecting her $200 for passing GO! in Monopoly, and than proceeding to scream how stupid she was and how she doesn't to be married to someone so much smarter than her.

    God damn you Parker Brothers.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    My family doesn't play board games anymore. Not since my dad tricked my mom into not collecting her $200 for passing GO! in Monopoly, and than proceeding to scream how stupid she was and how she doesn't to be married to someone so much smarter than her.

    God damn you Parker Brothers.

    Playing Risk as a child with your dad who had been in military intelligence and hobbies include warfare tactics studies isn't exactly ideal.

    Getting yelled at for making a poor move on a board game isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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  • FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    wow that sounds like my father. Every game he plays he plays like the game diplomacy and makes evveryone his ally somehow and then proceeds to betray everyone in the worst way possible

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    If these forums start playing some online Euchre, count me in. I have always wanted to play. But no one wants to play euchre in highschool.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this isn't a yugioh thread at all! :v:

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