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Recent downtime...

ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
edited April 2004 in H.Q. Reception Desk
The recent downtime was due to the hung MySQL server. I brought up the mainsite first, and after the load balanced out a bit I brought up the forums.

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  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited April 2004
    ignore this post, it is just to sync the clocks

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  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited April 2004
    ugh the clock is way off now.

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  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited April 2004
    Ok this should fix it.

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  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited April 2004
    test

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  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited April 2004
    Score! Its all re-synced.

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  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2004
    omg frist psot

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    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2004
    Cool, thanks for fixing things Alpha. I didn't think you handled the main site too.

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    :so_raven:
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2004
    Whoa.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2004
    Yeah, but really Alpha, mad props and such.

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    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited April 2004
    psych71 wrote:
    Cool, thanks for fixing things Alpha. I didn't think you handled the main site too.
    I can but I often choose not to. Its kinda like the mods and temp modding, they have the ability to, but they save it for times that require it.

    And thanks guys. :P Im just sorry I couldnt get it fixed sooner...

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2004
    If you had implemented my "overhead reduction" method, none of this would have happened.

    None of it...



    ;)
    :P

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2004
    I can't believe how many times I checked the forums to see if they were up.

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2004
    alphamonkey wrote:
    The recent downtime was due to the hung MySQL server.

    :winky:

    I hate myself...

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2004
    Legacy wrote:
    alphamonkey wrote:
    The recent downtime was due to the hung MySQL server.

    :winky:

    I hate myself...

    Heh. MySQL porn.
    SELECT * FROM `men` m
INNER JOIN `women`w ON m.penis = w.vagina
WHERE m.penis > 9
AND w.bust_size > '38DD'

    Heh. Inner join on penis.

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  • OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2004
    SeñorAmor wrote:
    Heh. MySQL porn.
    SELECT * FROM `men` m
INNER JOIN `women`w ON m.penis = w.vagina
WHERE m.penis > 9
AND w.bust_size > '38DD'

    Heh. Inner join on penis.

    Even I'm laughing at you. Time to re-evaluate your life when that happens.

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    orthanc
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2004
    Orthanc wrote:
    SeñorAmor wrote:
    Heh. MySQL porn.
    SELECT * FROM `men` m
INNER JOIN `women`w ON m.penis = w.vagina
WHERE m.penis > 9
AND w.bust_size > '38DD'

    Heh. Inner join on penis.

    Even I'm laughing at you. Time to re-evaluate your life when that happens.

    :|

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