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Creatures of Habit

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i have a few:

    i routinely count words or syllables in what i say

    Oh my god I do this all the time, and not just to words I say, usually it's to movies or TV shows or song lyrics.

    Brodo Faggins on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    every day i wake up and wonder where it all went wrong

    satansfingers on
  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thanks bongi
    really needed that to get through the day

    scarlet blvd. on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Darric wrote: »
    I've actually also recently become increasingly self conscious about things I'm muttering to myself while I'm at work. I mean, it's normally only little frustrated outbursts like "Come on." or "Really?!", but I've caught myself muttering things I'm doing under my breath a lot, and oh god what if everyone thinks I'm completely strange?

    aaat least you don't occasionally suffer from word salad like me!

    I am pretty sure that what you do is normal

    now I'm curious what you mean by word salad

    Druhim on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    every time i masturbate, i cry

    use some lube

    Mysst on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    every time i masturbate, i cry

    take off that sandpaper glove first

    Druhim on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2010
    strings of words with no structure to give them meaning?

    bongi on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    I do not step on the cracks.

    Or if I do, I have to step on an even number of cracks with each foot.

    I will change my gait in order to do this.

    Also: The red squares are lava.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2010
    meaningless: colourless green ideas sleep furiously

    word salad: green sleep ideas furiously colourless

    bongi on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    when i'm riding in a car i do this thing that's sort of hard to explain but basically i count off things that i think of as dividers like driveways or big trees or streets or whatever

    i just get bored and make games for myself

    satansfingers on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    I've actually also recently become increasingly self conscious about things I'm muttering to myself while I'm at work. I mean, it's normally only little frustrated outbursts like "Come on." or "Really?!", but I've caught myself muttering things I'm doing under my breath a lot, and oh god what if everyone thinks I'm completely strange?

    aaat least you don't occasionally suffer from word salad like me!

    I am pretty sure that what you do is normal

    now I'm curious what you mean by word salad

    schizophasia

    Charles Kinbote on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2010
    oh, speech impediments

    dull

    bongi on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2010
    a friend of mine was reading derrida

    and i read like a paragraph

    and then said

    "would you like some dressing for that word salad"

    and then sunglasses dropped down onto my head yeahhh

    bongi on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    after I do hallucinogens, it's an easier process -- I just leave out a word in a regular sentence, or the grammatical roles get scrambled. It's a corruption.

    when I'm having a proper word salad "tic" it's a phrase defined by rhythm and cadence that I wouldn't be saying without the tic

    Charles Kinbote on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    I've actually also recently become increasingly self conscious about things I'm muttering to myself while I'm at work. I mean, it's normally only little frustrated outbursts like "Come on." or "Really?!", but I've caught myself muttering things I'm doing under my breath a lot, and oh god what if everyone thinks I'm completely strange?

    aaat least you don't occasionally suffer from word salad like me!

    I am pretty sure that what you do is normal

    now I'm curious what you mean by word salad

    schizophasia

    ah, ok
    I do this thing sometimes where as I'm speaking, I'll change my mind about a word as I'm saying it and instead end up saying a combination of the two words instead of one or the other.

    Druhim on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2010
    i think that's pretty normal

    bongi on
  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    after I do hallucinogens, it's an easier process -- I just leave out a word in a regular sentence, or the grammatical roles get scrambled. It's a corruption.

    when I'm having a proper word salad "tic" it's a phrase defined by rhythm and cadence that I wouldn't be saying without the tic

    Moral of the story

    Do more hallucinogens

    YoSoyTheWalrus on
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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    I've actually also recently become increasingly self conscious about things I'm muttering to myself while I'm at work. I mean, it's normally only little frustrated outbursts like "Come on." or "Really?!", but I've caught myself muttering things I'm doing under my breath a lot, and oh god what if everyone thinks I'm completely strange?

    aaat least you don't occasionally suffer from word salad like me!

    I am pretty sure that what you do is normal

    now I'm curious what you mean by word salad

    schizophasia

    ah, ok
    I do this thing sometimes where as I'm speaking, I'll change my mind about a word as I'm saying it and instead end up saying a combination of the two words instead of one or the other.

    Grool.

    YoSoyTheWalrus on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    i think that's pretty normal

    but I don't want to be normal

    Druhim on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2010
    tough titties

    bongi on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    I've actually also recently become increasingly self conscious about things I'm muttering to myself while I'm at work. I mean, it's normally only little frustrated outbursts like "Come on." or "Really?!", but I've caught myself muttering things I'm doing under my breath a lot, and oh god what if everyone thinks I'm completely strange?

    aaat least you don't occasionally suffer from word salad like me!

    I am pretty sure that what you do is normal

    now I'm curious what you mean by word salad

    schizophasia

    ah, ok
    I do this thing sometimes where as I'm speaking, I'll change my mind about a word as I'm saying it and instead end up saying a combination of the two words instead of one or the other.

    Grool.

    groovy/cool?

    Druhim on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2010
    it was actually kind of a surprise to linguists, when they started actually starting language properly and empirically, how messy spoken language is

    lots of that kind of thing, lots of ungrammatical sentences, sentence fragments, stutters, pauses

    bongi on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I guess what I do isn't usually strictly schizophasia as I don't lose the capability to process language

    "True" word salad is the line getting dropped between the mind and the mouth, and a complete lack of understanding as to why others aren't following

    so what I do is closer to a tic, which makes sense given my physical tics. I could've been diagnosed with tourette's as a child/teenager, which is pretty funny, I guess.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    all you people are broken

    Somtimes I get on facebook to check Stale's status and see who is winning.

    I can never tell.

    I'm home from work today because it feels like I swallowed broken glass and lava.


    While I'd like to think I'm beating this, I know I'm not.

    While that sucks, I just meant between you and me.

    Because whoever wins, we lose.

    (I've been two weeks without pain meds just to prove a point that I am not 'addicted' to them. The result is that I'm always in pain and I never feel like eating, but sometimes I'm also feeling hunger pain. So if I force myself to eat through to pain, some of the pain goes away, but it hurts in a new way afterwards._

    Welcome to the club.

    The hunger is more a mental thing. After a few months, it became more ritualistic, and I realized I was addicted to the hunger pains.

    So I started forcing myself to eat more often.

    Now I realize I'm eating even when I'm not craving anything, and I've started passing a lot of blood daily. So that has to stop.


    there is no middle

    Stale on
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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    I've actually also recently become increasingly self conscious about things I'm muttering to myself while I'm at work. I mean, it's normally only little frustrated outbursts like "Come on." or "Really?!", but I've caught myself muttering things I'm doing under my breath a lot, and oh god what if everyone thinks I'm completely strange?

    aaat least you don't occasionally suffer from word salad like me!

    I am pretty sure that what you do is normal

    now I'm curious what you mean by word salad

    schizophasia

    ah, ok
    I do this thing sometimes where as I'm speaking, I'll change my mind about a word as I'm saying it and instead end up saying a combination of the two words instead of one or the other.

    Grool.

    groovy/cool?

    Ah, sorry

    "Grool."
    -Lindsay Lohan
    Mean Girls (2004)
    My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I can't sleep at night if I haven't brushed and flossed my teeth and washed my face

    also, I always count stairs as I walk down them but never up

    I wish I was like this

    I have a bad habit of not washing my face at night

    Me too. I have a bad habit of not brushing my teeth before bed, and I'm not even British.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i don't think i have any good habits

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I talk too fast.
    I get a headache if I don't have a cup of tea by 11 in the morning.
    I check far too often that my money, make up and diary are in my handbag out of fear of losing them.
    I can't work without a really clear space or I stress.

    Liiya on
  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have a habit of sitting on my ass in front of a computer and doing nothing, but I am working on this.

    I also have to eat something while I'm here, I guess it's out of boredom or I'm just restless so I turn to sunflower seeds to keep myself from becoming fat. I'm actually working on just forcing myself to drink something instead, even if I'm not thirsty.

    If I don't do things in a certain order early in the mornings I will skip them entirely, and I often won't notice before it is too late.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    I talk too fast.
    I get a headache if I don't have a cup of tea by 11 in the morning.
    I check far too often that my money, make up and diary are in my handbag out of fear of losing them.
    I can't work without a really clear space or I stress.

    I dig that you have a diary.

    Does the clear workspace manifest itself at home? Cause at work? I need the desk to be clean at the end of the day, but at home, I'm a pretty cluttered person right up until I snap and powerclean the entire apartment.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Often I sit at my computer, put on my headphones and forget to put on music, so I'm just listening to nothing.

    End on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I have a very very hard time sitting with my back to the door in a restaurant/bar/etc.

    My grandfather couldn't do, my uncles can't do it and neither can I. I get visibly uncomfortable. It's to the point where most of my friends and chelsea will just give me the seat or know better. Except for the one friend's wife. No no, she refuses because "it's just silly, what could happen?"

    Phone is always in right front pocket, keys in left front, wallet in left rear.

    I iron t-shirts.

    Hmmm...what else? I mean, I have things the way I like them in places like my kitchen, but I don't consider that a habit or a tick...that's just efficiently knowing that I can grab a knife from the block and know what I'm pulling out.

    What the fuck, you're like backwards-man.

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    By diary I mean work diary, for booking when I am working and am driving.

    At home mainly, at work I have to cope because there's leaves and stuff everywhere. I snap too, suddenly overwhelmed by rage and a need to clean.

    Liiya on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I have a very very hard time sitting with my back to the door in a restaurant/bar/etc.

    My grandfather couldn't do, my uncles can't do it and neither can I. I get visibly uncomfortable. It's to the point where most of my friends and chelsea will just give me the seat or know better. Except for the one friend's wife. No no, she refuses because "it's just silly, what could happen?"

    Phone is always in right front pocket, keys in left front, wallet in left rear.

    I iron t-shirts.

    Hmmm...what else? I mean, I have things the way I like them in places like my kitchen, but I don't consider that a habit or a tick...that's just efficiently knowing that I can grab a knife from the block and know what I'm pulling out.

    What the fuck, you're like backwards-man.

    I'm the same as zip except wallet is in back right most of the time, but sometimes on left

    Druhim on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    End wrote: »
    Often I sit at my computer, put on my headphones and forget to put on music, so I'm just listening to nothing.

    I do this when I'm on public transportation a lot, mostly without realizing, like when a playlist is done. Then I'm too lazy to dig In my pocket to choose a new song and just leave them on. It also gives me a chance to eavesdrop without being obvious about it

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i keep my phone in my right front pocket and my wallet in my back right

    unless i have my ipod on me

    then it's ipod in front right, phone in front left

    old receipts in back left for some reason

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wallet back right pocket, phone/music and handkerchief in front left pocket, smokes and keys in right front pocket. Any other way seems weird to me. This also means my pockets are constanly bulgy

    Wink?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Wallet and phone: front left. Keys: front right

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  • NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    dudes wrote:
    wallet in my back pocket
    easy marks itt

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I have a very very hard time sitting with my back to the door in a restaurant/bar/etc.

    My grandfather couldn't do, my uncles can't do it and neither can I. I get visibly uncomfortable. It's to the point where most of my friends and chelsea will just give me the seat or know better. Except for the one friend's wife. No no, she refuses because "it's just silly, what could happen?"

    Phone is always in right front pocket, keys in left front, wallet in left rear.

    I iron t-shirts.

    Hmmm...what else? I mean, I have things the way I like them in places like my kitchen, but I don't consider that a habit or a tick...that's just efficiently knowing that I can grab a knife from the block and know what I'm pulling out.

    What the fuck, you're like backwards-man.

    I'm the same as zip except wallet is in back right most of the time, but sometimes on left

    Maybe it's because I'm a lefty? Don't know.

    That positioning never changes. If I have an ipod in my pocket it goes in with the phone. Change goes into the pocket with the keys. This is to keep shit from getting all scratched up.

    Oddly enough though, I never talk on the phone with it against the right side of my head. Always the left.

    DrZiplock on
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