Well it's just that it was so much blood that I'm kind of wondering if it's not worth getting another finger shoved up my ass to see if something is really wrong.
What's wrong is that you've been tearing your asshole to shreds by using things not meant for rubbing assholes
it'll go over if you wipe with ease, not excessively, and using actual fucking toilet paper
I think you missed the part where my ass has been like this for years.
Man I take a walk and you guys are talking about bleeding anus's.
Talking about asses: sorry about spazzing out and acting all offended at you calling me a fascist yesterday. Reading back I was wording myself pretty terribly and should have taken a step back way earlier.
"I KNOW ITS SIX BUT ON THE SNES IT'S 3! LIKE IF YOU'RE THINKING OF NORTH AMERICAN NUMBERING TO BEGIN WITH, IT'S 3!! I KNOW IT'S STUPID BUT STILL!!!" Choco regurgitated, his pants straining with the weight of his weeaboo boner.
Man I take a walk and you guys are talking about bleeding anus's.
Talking about asses: sorry about spazzing out and acting all offended at you calling me a fascist yesterday. Reading back I was wording myself pretty terribly and should have taken a step back way earlier.
Water under the bridge aldo, I wasn't seriously in that argument but the way the wording had it you were like "Oh I'll make you do charity" and it was kinda scary. Road to hell etc etc.
Apology accepted Admiral Needa.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Winky I feel like you should treat your elders with more respect because-
Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood.
"Son, why were you doing 65 in a 45?"
"I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
Actually if you said you were rushing to the store to get toilet paper because you have been using computer paper and the toilet filled with blood it would most likely work.
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Winky I feel like you should treat your elders with more respect because-
Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood.
"Son, why were you doing 65 in a 45?"
"I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"Oh my God! There's a dead hooker and a brick of cocaine! Winky, what have you done??"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood." /thousand yard stare
"Let me help you hide the bodies, son."
Man I take a walk and you guys are talking about bleeding anus's.
Talking about asses: sorry about spazzing out and acting all offended at you calling me a fascist yesterday. Reading back I was wording myself pretty terribly and should have taken a step back way earlier.
Water under the bridge aldo, I wasn't seriously in that argument but the way the wording had it you were like "Oh I'll make you do charity" and it was kinda scary. Road to hell etc etc.
Apology accepted Admiral Needa.
Yeah indeed and I was all "Who you calling Hitler? You know who called people Hitler? HITLER!" *stomp stomp stomp*
Winky if you consistently have blood when you poop uh, see a doctor seriously? Or change your diet?
Stop eating glass?
It's like you guys aren't even paying attention to what I say about my anal health.
I've had it for years and I've gone to a doctor and he was all "olol idk bro". So I was like "Whatever I'll just poop blood and like it".
Is there pain with the bright red blood? Or is it darker blood blended with the stool? Is there a streak on the well formed stool or is it all over the place like the hallway from the shining?
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Winky I feel like you should treat your elders with more respect because-
Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood.
"Son, why were you doing 65 in a 45?"
"I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"Oh my God! There's a dead hooker and a brick of cocaine! Winky, what have you done??"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood." /thousand yard stare
"Let me help you hide the bodies, son."
"Who the fuck took my car antique car on a joy ride?!"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"....I'll call an auto body."
Winky I feel like you should treat your elders with more respect because-
Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood.
"Son, why were you doing 65 in a 45?"
"I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"Oh my God! There's a dead hooker and a brick of cocaine! Winky, what have you done??"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood." /thousand yard stare
"Let me help you hide the bodies, son."
"Who the fuck took my car antique car on a joy ride?!"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"....I'll call an auto body."
"Oh god my stocks... my IRA... all emptied out and spent on Farmville cash..."
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"I'll... I'll go fill out a McDonalds job application... I love you, son."
"I KNOW ITS SIX BUT ON THE SNES IT'S 3! LIKE IF YOU'RE THINKING OF NORTH AMERICAN NUMBERING TO BEGIN WITH, IT'S 3!! I KNOW IT'S STUPID BUT STILL!!!" Choco regurgitated, his pants straining with the weight of his weeaboo boner.
A true weeaboo never would have referred to it as three.
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Are you instant blocking yet?!
Super Metroid
Edit: Dangit, Echo
Actraiser (the sequel was shit don't play that)
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http://mashable.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-job-farmville-boss/
I think you missed the part where my ass has been like this for years.
Gosh
2 posts and no Chrono Trigger?
For shame.
Rocky Mountain high:whistle:
pleasepaypreacher.net
Stop eating glass?
I did it.
"Son, why were you doing 65 in a 45?"
"I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
Final Fantasy 3/6
Secret of Mana
Chrono Trigger
"I KNOW ITS SIX BUT ON THE SNES IT'S 3! LIKE IF YOU'RE THINKING OF NORTH AMERICAN NUMBERING TO BEGIN WITH, IT'S 3!! I KNOW IT'S STUPID BUT STILL!!!" Choco regurgitated, his pants straining with the weight of his weeaboo boner.
Water under the bridge aldo, I wasn't seriously in that argument but the way the wording had it you were like "Oh I'll make you do charity" and it was kinda scary. Road to hell etc etc.
Apology accepted Admiral Needa.
pleasepaypreacher.net
It's like you guys aren't even paying attention to what I say about my anal health.
I've had it for years and I've gone to a doctor and he was all "olol idk bro". So I was like "Whatever I'll just poop blood and like it".
Actually if you said you were rushing to the store to get toilet paper because you have been using computer paper and the toilet filled with blood it would most likely work.
Grats! Having fun with your new shiny yet?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
"Oh my God! There's a dead hooker and a brick of cocaine! Winky, what have you done??"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood." /thousand yard stare
"Let me help you hide the bodies, son."
Yeah indeed and I was all "Who you calling Hitler? You know who called people Hitler? HITLER!" *stomp stomp stomp*
Kinda uncalled for is what I'm saying.
*sound of Aldo's choked corpse hitting floor*
Hope your ass feels better, you mook.
Dr. Mario is not a doctor....
i just dont trust the rest of these people
there were some good shmups also on SNES. Aerofighters I think?
Secret of Mana was a great game. Zelda was good too.
Is there pain with the bright red blood? Or is it darker blood blended with the stool? Is there a streak on the well formed stool or is it all over the place like the hallway from the shining?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I ordered it online so it'll be a little while before I get it.
"Who the fuck took my car antique car on a joy ride?!"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"....I'll call an auto body."
no i missed that post because of the poops
what attacks can i Instant block
Guess I have to go to the store.
"Oh god my stocks... my IRA... all emptied out and spent on Farmville cash..."
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"I'll... I'll go fill out a McDonalds job application... I love you, son."
All attacks ever.
Well, except for like, certain ground to air attacks that can only be barrier blocked.
That's typically internal bleeding.
And that's baaaaad
A true weeaboo never would have referred to it as three.
Wait. Fuck.
Awesome games.
Get a second opinion?