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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    sis is making me watch george lopez

    carmen is a fucking bitch and also dumb

    that's a rude thing to say about your sister

    Kusuguttai on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bertland

    Hey ladies, Bertland needs some lovin'.

    Bad-Beat on
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sis is making me watch george lopez

    carmen is a fucking bitch and also dumb

    My stupid stepbrother called me racist because I said george lopez sucks.

    Artreus on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Bertland

    Hey ladies, Bertland needs some lovin'.

    Bertland hasn't used "DJ" enough in his profile.

    Hunter on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    sis is making me watch george lopez

    carmen is a fucking bitch and also dumb

    that's a rude thing to say about your sister

    if she just put on the fucking kurumigao and hare hare yukaid like a good girl wed be cool, thats all i ask

    mensch-o-matic on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Outa my league.

    Is petty much how I respond when I see someone on here.

    don't think that way! the sky is the limit, uriel!

    message every single lady that you think is cute

    every

    lady

    You have not seen my face, clearly.

    Uriel on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Outa my league.

    Is petty much how I respond when I see someone on here.

    don't think that way! the sky is the limit, uriel!

    message every single lady that you think is cute

    every

    lady

    You have not seen my face, clearly.

    who cares! message them cuties, maybe they'll message back

    maybe not

    Projeck on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Maybe.... everyone in the world will hate me forever.


    Like... double hitler.

    Uriel on
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I just tried searching for girls with the word "blowjob" in their profile. The results are disappointing.

    Defenestrator on
  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah building up rejection actually really helps out a lot.

    Makes stop worrying and just doing.

    But then if all you get is rejection then what follows is madness sadness.

    HyperAquaBlast on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    nobody is going to hate you for sending them a message

    man up

    Projeck on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A few days ago I got the quiver matches email thing. One of them was 22%Match/60%enemy, and the quick description below was as follows

    "Hello my name is minka sati alexander .. and b4 u even read my info you should know i have a 2 year old daughter D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander ,, yeah we just call her star.
    I love tattoos and peircings .. i have been a tattoo artist for 6 years and still tattoo as a house call..."

    D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander. Good god.

    This is why you don't let David Bowie name your children.

    Dyslexia Starbite, Casanova Grassrotten, and the Spiders from Mars.

    Fedora on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    nobody is going to hate you for sending them a message

    man up

    I am not a man I am a number

    A statistic.

    Uriel on
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fedora wrote: »
    A few days ago I got the quiver matches email thing. One of them was 22%Match/60%enemy, and the quick description below was as follows

    "Hello my name is minka sati alexander .. and b4 u even read my info you should know i have a 2 year old daughter D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander ,, yeah we just call her star.
    I love tattoos and peircings .. i have been a tattoo artist for 6 years and still tattoo as a house call..."

    D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander. Good god.

    This is why you don't let David Bowie name your children.

    Dyslexia Starbite, Casanova Grassrotten, and the Spiders from Mars.

    I recently discovered an acquaintance of mine named his child Constantine Apollo. I haven't stopped vomiting since.

    Defenestrator on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    nobody is going to hate you for sending them a message

    man up

    if only this were true

    Kochikens on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    nobody is going to hate you for sending them a message

    man up

    I am not a man I am a number

    A statistic.

    well maybe if you put yourself out there you'll be a statistic that is going on dates

    Projeck on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    just speak at women like you're andre 3000

    Calamity Jane on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    nobody is going to hate you for sending them a message

    man up

    if only this were true

    does somebody hate you for messaging them, kochi?

    do you hate somebody for messaging you?

    Brolo on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    just speak at women like you're andre 3000

    More like andre the giant.

    Uriel on
  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Stop trying to create false hope Projeck!

    Everyone knows that when you send a message that it gets judged mercilessly and gets pegged up on the "wall of horrible people of the world that want to fuck me".

    It then gets passed around to everyone to not date this loser cause his profile smells.

    HyperAquaBlast on
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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fear does not facilitate jobs of the hand or blow variety

    Dorktron9000 on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    nobody is going to hate you for sending them a message

    man up

    if only this were true

    They hate you when you talk to em, they hate ya when you don't talk to em.

    Like a Schrödinger's cat of girl's not wanting your buisness.

    I intially typed "bizness", and then "bidness".

    Ladies.

    Fedora on
  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    I've had a profile on there for quite a while, met a couple girls, one of whom I dated for a few months at the beginning of the year. Unfortunately, things went downhill when, two months in, she started talking about kids and moving in together and the future and all that good stuff, which I am not okay with. Also, she lives in downtown Houston, I live in the suburbs, and she flat out refused to drive down here, which sucked. Also also, I couldn't stand her friends, one of whom decided it was a GREAT IDEA to friend me on Facebook then go apeshit on me over something I posted that she didn't agree with. Also also also, she wouldn't want to watch anything but Miyazaki when I was hanging out over there, and anime of any type puts me into a catatonic state.

    So it didn't work out.

    Everyone else on there from my area, apparently, are either lagoon beasts or Holsteins.

    So I'm not too thrilled with it at this point in time.

    cr0w on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fedora wrote: »
    A few days ago I got the quiver matches email thing. One of them was 22%Match/60%enemy, and the quick description below was as follows

    "Hello my name is minka sati alexander .. and b4 u even read my info you should know i have a 2 year old daughter D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander ,, yeah we just call her star.
    I love tattoos and peircings .. i have been a tattoo artist for 6 years and still tattoo as a house call..."

    D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander. Good god.

    This is why you don't let David Bowie name your children.

    Dyslexia Starbite, Casanova Grassrotten, and the Spiders from Mars.

    I recently discovered an acquaintance of mine named his child Constantine Apollo. I haven't stopped vomiting since.

    Should have named him Incontinentia Buttocks.

    Brolo on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    A few days ago I got the quiver matches email thing. One of them was 22%Match/60%enemy, and the quick description below was as follows

    "Hello my name is minka sati alexander .. and b4 u even read my info you should know i have a 2 year old daughter D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander ,, yeah we just call her star.
    I love tattoos and peircings .. i have been a tattoo artist for 6 years and still tattoo as a house call..."

    D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander. Good god.

    This is why you don't let David Bowie name your children.

    Dyslexia Starbite, Casanova Grassrotten, and the Spiders from Mars.

    I recently discovered an acquaintance of mine named his child Constantine Apollo. I haven't stopped vomiting since.

    Should have named him Incontinentia Buttocks.

    almost pissed myself

    How'd this get italics.

    Appropriate.

    Uriel on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    just speak at women like you're andre 3000

    More like andre the giant.

    what the fuck

    does anyone try anymore

    Calamity Jane on
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  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    A few days ago I got the quiver matches email thing. One of them was 22%Match/60%enemy, and the quick description below was as follows

    "Hello my name is minka sati alexander .. and b4 u even read my info you should know i have a 2 year old daughter D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander ,, yeah we just call her star.
    I love tattoos and peircings .. i have been a tattoo artist for 6 years and still tattoo as a house call..."

    D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite Alexander. Good god.

    This is why you don't let David Bowie name your children.

    Dyslexia Starbite, Casanova Grassrotten, and the Spiders from Mars.

    I recently discovered an acquaintance of mine named his child Constantine Apollo. I haven't stopped vomiting since.

    Should have named him Incontinentia Buttocks.

    I'm not fucking kidding you, I used to work with a guy at Fry's that named his first son Goku.

    His second son was named Xavier Solaris.

    cr0w on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    just speak at women like you're andre 3000

    More like andre the giant.

    what the fuck

    does anyone try anymore

    It's because I'm fat.

    Uriel on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fear does not facilitate jobs of the hand or blow variety

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    Fedora on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    not to be rude, but here is some advice

    if you look at that guy's profile, he clearly has a foot fetish

    if you wish to have his full attention, all you really have to do is say

    "There's a snake in my boot"

    that fulfills both the roleplay, and the entrapment

    Swill on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    did i just hear someone imply that goku is a bad name

    mensch-o-matic on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    swill

    i

    like

    the

    way

    you

    think

    mensch-o-matic on
  • cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    did i just hear someone imply that goku is a bad name

    For a white Texan boy, yes. I'm pretty sure he'll have a bit of a rough time with it.

    cr0w on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    this site either fucking sucks, or i've gotta come to terms with the fact i'm gonna have to settle for women who like saying they're twisted

    where'd my gun go

    i keep getting 'well im not very good at filling out these kinds of surveys, but......' *types out a thesis*

    Meissnerd on
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I had this clever message for a girl but then I noticed she's a jew. man. don't they have to date other jews or something

    Jars on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    thx

    say what (to jars)

    Swill on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm going to build a better me.

    Get all buff, and study all sorta of cool shit.

    And then I WILL BE THE ONE TO TURN DOWN DATES.

    Uriel on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    just speak at women like you're andre 3000

    More like andre the giant.

    what the fuck

    does anyone try anymore

    It's because I'm fat.

    Do you try to get dates or have you given up on that? You shouldn't quit trying or let confidence issues get in the way. Talking to as many women as possible will eventually yield results. Hell I saw something that said you have a one in twenty five chance to get laid by a complete stranger. Basically never quit trying.

    Macro9 on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm going to build a better me.

    Get all buff, and study all sorta of cool shit.

    And then I WILL BE THE ONE TO TURN DOWN DATES.

    at least your heart is in the right place

    Meissnerd on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jars wrote: »
    I had this clever message for a girl but then I noticed she's a jew. man. don't they have to date other jews or something

    No, but for some reason most prefer to, from my experience. Even the ones that aren't really religious. I'd guess because even many non-religious jews observe their traditions and holidays the rest of us don't, so it's easier just to date someone who is already familiar with everything, instead of teaching someone who isn't and hoping they're cool with everything.

    I did date an awesome jewish girl for a while (it was in high school though, so we never really made it to the level where acceptance and adoption of each others religion is a requirement)

    EDIT: Also because if a non-jew and a jew get married each is probably going to want to observe their respective december holidays. And since christmas is so much more awesome than hanukkah, if they have kids the jewish parent is gonna get pissed when the kid stops giving a shit about candles and moses in favor of the superior christian holiday

    Javen on
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