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Junky Snack Food Shit

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am a connoisseur of these:
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    Every gas station has a different generic brand and they're all unique. Not good for me or my teeth but there they are, delicious as always.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    remember those NBA crunch bars that had like, shaq and dudes on 'em

    or am I an old old man

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You know what I love?

    I love the completely generic gummy worms you can buy at any convenience store in America. They're probably my favorite candy ever.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I am a connoisseur of these:
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    Every gas station has a different generic brand and they're all unique. Not good for me or my teeth but there they are, delicious as always.

    the target brand (I forget what it's called) ones are so good

    Garlic Bread on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I've actually learned that it's Trolli or nothing when it comes to gummy worms

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I once ate 3 pounds of swedish fish in one sitting and broke out in a rash on my arms and have vowed to never eat Swedish fish ever again. All other gummi products are still fair game though

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    haribo gummy bears are the superior gummy product

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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Haribo is the place to go for gummy candy.

    Their gummy cola is amazing.

    edit: shoooeeeeee......

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    sour patch watermelons are aces

    Garlic Bread on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    gummy eggs own

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    haribo is most excellent yes

    i also like the spongebob crabby patties. it makes me feel like a giant when i'm eating them!

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like haribo's sour spaghetti

    also those weird sour straw things

    sours, you guys

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    I once ate 3 pounds of swedish fish in one sitting and broke out in a rash on my arms and have vowed to never eat Swedish fish ever again. All other gummi products are still fair game though

    That's a lot of red wax!

    Usagi on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I am a connoisseur of these:
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    Every gas station has a different generic brand and they're all unique. Not good for me or my teeth but there they are, delicious as always.

    these things are so damn yummy

    so are sour patch watermelons

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I once ate 3 pounds of swedish fish in one sitting and broke out in a rash on my arms and have vowed to never eat Swedish fish ever again. All other gummi products are still fair game though

    That's a lot of red wax!

    is it really just wax D: i thought it was like magical sugary thingies with zero calories!

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    swedish fish own i'm sorry you can't taste delicious!!!!

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    the sour octopi are super good but there are like six in the bag

    Garlic Bread on
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I once ate 3 pounds of swedish fish in one sitting and broke out in a rash on my arms and have vowed to never eat Swedish fish ever again. All other gummi products are still fair game though

    That's a lot of red wax!

    is it really just wax D: i thought it was like magical sugary thingies with zero calories!

    Swedish Fish are one of the few gummy candies that contain no gelatin. According to the USA distribution packages, the candy contains the following ingredients:

    * Sugar
    * Invert Sugar
    * Corn syrup
    * Modified corn starch
    * Citric acid
    * White Mineral Oil
    * Artificial flavors
    * Coloring (FD&C Red 40 for the red color)
    * Carnauba wax
    Via: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_fish

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i am eating spongebob macaroni but we didn't have milk so I used butter and ketchup

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i am eating spongebob macaroni but we didn't have milk so I used butter and ketchup

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I once ate 3 pounds of swedish fish in one sitting and broke out in a rash on my arms and have vowed to never eat Swedish fish ever again. All other gummi products are still fair game though

    That's a lot of red wax!

    is it really just wax D: i thought it was like magical sugary thingies with zero calories!

    Swedish Fish are one of the few gummy candies that contain no gelatin. According to the USA distribution packages, the candy contains the following ingredients:

    * Sugar
    * Invert Sugar
    * Corn syrup
    * Modified corn starch
    * Citric acid
    * White Mineral Oil
    * Artificial flavors
    * Coloring (FD&C Red 40 for the red color)
    * Carnauba wax
    Via: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_fish

    yep, same with sour patch kids

    which is why i can eat them

    cause gelatin has gross meat things in them

    (posts a penny arcade comic strip)

    Swill on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Haribo is the place to go for gummy candy.

    Their gummy cola is amazing.

    edit: shoooeeeeee......

    Haribo is good except for their Peaches. I can't tell what it is about those but they are not meant for this world.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i am eating spongebob macaroni but we didn't have milk so I used butter and ketchup

    get out

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  • cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Swill wrote: »

    yep, same with sour patch kids

    which is why i can eat them

    cause gelatin has gross meat things in them

    (posts a penny arcade comic strip)

    Wonka has that new exceptionals line, the fruit jellies are gelatin-free I think and pretty tasty
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i also got these honey stick things
    theyre like pixie sticks, but honey

    i got pink lemonade, lime, sour strawberry, sour cherry, and mint

    I used to eat these in mass quantities as a kid, they were like 50/$1 at the drugstore

    they are still delicious but my stomach is not up for 40 honey sticks in one sitting anymore

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Does Haribo make gummy worms? Otherwise they can fuck right off. I don't need their bite-sized shit, I want something I have to tear into!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Guys, I found the most wonderful thing at Whole Foods the other day. A new Boston Cream Pie flavor from Ben and muthafuggin Jerry's.

    It is super tasty.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DAMN YOU GEEK AND YOUR TELLING ME ABOUT NEW ICE CREAMS.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh, what, you just discovered Boston Cream Pie? That stuff is great.

    I also love their Key Lime Pie ice cream.

    Harrier on
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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I bought some blueberry muffin poptarts

    they are awesome

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They make blueberry muffin poptarts?

    There is no way those can't be great.

    Isoldae on
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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I once ate 3 pounds of swedish fish in one sitting and broke out in a rash on my arms and have vowed to never eat Swedish fish ever again. All other gummi products are still fair game though

    That's a lot of red wax!

    is it really just wax D: i thought it was like magical sugary thingies with zero calories!

    poopin candles erryday

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  • DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Just found out Tim Tams are on sale at the grocery store I frequent.

    Should I buy a package?
    1. Yes
    2. Definitely Yes

    Ooohhhhhh

    And then I was the durr (again)

    e: Decius, buy two, trust me

    Well they were on sale 2 packs for $5 so I did buy 2. They are most delicious.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    They make blueberry muffin poptarts?

    There is no way those can't be great.

    I just saw blueberry muffin pudding.

    There is no way that can be edible.

    Gafoto on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    These were introduced to stores in my area like four years ago. I tried one one day. Then the next day I bought six and ate them consecutively.

    I seriously wondered if they contained crack, because they were just the most absurdly addictive things I'd ever had.

    I had a torrid love affair until one day like six months later they disappeared from stores. I stumbled on them in a random store like four months after that, and then never again.

    This has made me very seriously consider becoming a super villain intent on destroying the world.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am going to the store and getting a giant mesh bag of pistachios and eat them all and nobody can fucking stop me now AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    I have a problem.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    tonka

    don't

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh I know what's nice. Australian liquorice. Mmm.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what flavour is this?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    my flavour

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Both nacho and cheddar, battling it out in the same bag

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