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Junky Snack Food Shit

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    did your roomate situation end up alright tfs?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    wait do you mean the situation from a few months ago?? they were kicked out of the uni and the country

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    tastes like teefs?


    I have recently discovered wasabi potato crisps, and will soon become a bloated, immobile mass covered in spicy green flavouring. They are so good.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    really? I didn't read what ended up happening. Well, glad it worked out.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    tastes like teefs?

    patchouli and vanilla

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I just ate some kind of extra strength garlic bread, and they were not kidding. If I ever stop smelling of fucking garlic it will be a miracle

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't remember where I bought it, but I ate bread that had cloves of garlic baked into it. It was pretty good.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that isn't many things

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that is because there are 37 ingredients and I didnt want to post them all

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Who cares what is in something as long as it is delicious.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    as long as it's as delicious as it is long

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Where is the picture of love that is in every twinkie?

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    never had a twinkie

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    i'm more into bears

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Guys I cannot find the food/cooking thread and I'm gonna make meatballs.

    I have beef, eggs, breadcrumbs. What else do I need.... oh and what do I have to do to make the stuff into meatballs


    please do not say I should buy different kinds of meat

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    grated cheese, onions, hot sauce

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    grated cheese, onions, hot sauce

    Yes this, and red pepper

    Basically you mash all of the proper ingredients up and then you roll them into balls by hand

    Wash them first

    Your hands, not your balls

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Add garlic, onions, and red pepper flakes. Roll into a ball. Cook.

    What are you using the meatballs in? Just meatballs? Spaghetti? Soup?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm more into bears

    I'm shocked.

    Stale on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mix your ground beef and and one egg by hand, add the finely-finely-finely minced onion and sprinkle on the cheese until you have a good conglomeration.

    Next add in your herbs and spices, a little at a time.

    Finally, slowly add in your breadcrumbs just a bit at a time. Remember you can always add, you can never subtract.

    The mixture should be able to hold it's shape, but not be dry, it should be more moist than you would think, keep in mind, both grease and water will leave this during cooking.

    Roll up and let air dry for 35 mins. Either pan-fry, or place in a muffin dish and bake at 375 for another 35 mins. Drain and take it's temp. You're looking for 140 in the center.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm a fan of grated onion rather than minced

    Helluva lot easier than chopping things tiny tiny if you get yourself a microplane

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Just meatballs for havin on hand.

    gon freeze em

    oh shit if I'm gonna freeze em, do I cook em first?

    probably not eh?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Just meatballs for havin on hand.

    gon freeze em

    oh shit if I'm gonna freeze em, do I cook em first?

    probably not eh?

    definitely cook them first

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh man I can't tell if you're being sarcastic...

    i'ma cook half of em first

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no I'm serious

    cook them first

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh okay cool.

    what's the best way to re-heat?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Put parsley and spinach in them. Spinach makes meatballs awesome.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Mix your ground beef and and one egg by hand, add the finely-finely-finely minced onion and sprinkle on the cheese until you have a good conglomeration.

    Next add in your herbs and spices, a little at a time.

    Finally, slowly add in your breadcrumbs just a bit at a time. Remember you can always add, you can never subtract.

    The mixture should be able to hold it's shape, but not be dry, it should be more moist than you would think, keep in mind, both grease and water will leave this during cooking.

    Roll up and let air dry for 35 mins. Either pan-fry, or place in a muffin dish and bake at 375 for another 35 mins. Drain and take it's temp. You're looking for 140 in the center.

    You're a boss.

    So is pip

    and Usagi

    and the other people who gave advice.

    Stale in a couple weeks I'm gonna ask you for some advice on cutting up a beef tenderloin for steaks.

    I've done it before but I would love some tips.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh man I want one of those microplanes now

    The things I would grate

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    If I bought it for you

    would you be




    grateful?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Semi frozen meat will always slice better and cleaner

    For a true tenderloin, 1" - 1.5" no bigger or you'll just be making tiny roasts

    You'll need a long thin blade, use as few strokes as is possible. Good cutlery should be able to slide through in one continuous stroke.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm more into bears

    I'm shocked.

    :whistle:

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm more into bears

    I'm shocked.

    :whistle:

    BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KEITH'S NEXT WET DREAM

    Stale on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Semi frozen meat will always slice better and cleaner

    For a true tenderloin, 1" - 1.5" no bigger or you'll just be making tiny roasts

    You'll need a long thin blade, use as few strokes as is possible. Good cutlery should be able to slide through in one continuous stroke.

    yeah my knives are definitely garbage.

    Last one I got I went around that thickness, probably more like 2"

    Do you marinate them in anything or use a sauce?

    Or is it better to just cook it properly and leave it cause filet

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm more into bears

    I'm shocked.

    :whistle:

    BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KEITH'S NEXT WET DREAM

    this man's smart

    cause a problem and then sell me oxiclean to clean it up

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    If I bought it for you

    would you be




    grateful?
    *clap clap clap*

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    If I bought it for you

    would you be




    grateful?

    I would grate whatever you wanted onto myself.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well now you've opened the grate on a whole slew of opportunities.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    or perhaps



    a slaw

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