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I just had LASIK eye surgery. Lets talk about eyes. And surgeries (and lasers?)

CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Social Entropy++
Oh but cango, what IS lasik eye surgery?


Well theres a youtube video

Oh and its NSFANYONE WHO LIKES TO DREAM
Seriously this is uh... Wow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4kDC4sZ5Jg

That happens, then you take eye drops for like 10 days, and cant touch your eyes or they explode. Preeety awesome.

Jealous?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i do not want someone cutting into my eye

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I was going to get this back in January but my nefarious plans were stopped. I was then told not to pay $3000 for it and to have the military pay for it to have it done this November. The bastards!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I want lasik so badly.

    I went to yet another eye doctor just today! Not a single fucking one will listen to my vision abberation mystery. They all shrug it off as no big deal because they don't know what's causing it.

    It is a big deal! You try looking at things in low-light conditions with huge beams of light blasting from every light source. Good luck driving, cause headlight are going to cause a goddamn laser light show. Fuckers.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm going to get contacts next week

    well, I'm going to try

    can't see shit

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    how much is lasik with insurance?

    I typed this and looked down and a color flier on my vision insurance plan is sitting right under my hands

    15% off -- and the procedure is usually around $3k right? ffff

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Also, watching lasik surgery always makes me laugh. Eyes are so ADD; hilarious.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    wow

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hey I am getting new glasses this weekend

    thats sort of like this right

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hey I am getting new glasses this weekend

    thats sort of like this right

    Me, too! Weekend plans buddies! *high five*

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  • CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mine was 2700 for both eyes. Wouldve been 3400 but since im going into law enforcement they give me a discount.

    The place I went to has been doing it for like, since its been around. Its all they do. Lasik/PRK and cataracts

    So, yeah.


    fun times.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i might need glasses eventually

    well not need, but I might just get them

    my eyes are not as good as they could be

    science I need you to make me better

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i might need glasses eventually

    well not need, but I might just get them

    my eyes are not as good as they could be

    science I need you to make me better

    Do it. Glasses on men are sexy.

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  • AceFantasticAceFantastic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I got prk done in december. Still taking eye drops. Still not 20/20 (but a damn sight better than 20/800).

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i might need glasses eventually

    well not need, but I might just get them

    my eyes are not as good as they could be

    science I need you to make me better

    Do it. Glasses on men are sexy.

    too bad glasses cost $texas

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fuck Glasses, I want a cyborg robot eye that

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    years ago, I saw a girl get her contact lens stuck on the top of her eyeball and she couldn't get it out

    that pretty much put me off getting contacts until now

    I don't even know what kind I'm supposed to get or what the options are or if my eyes are too shitty to hold whatever giant lenses they'll need to cram in there

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    is there a way to get rid of floaters? it's really annoying to see them in bright light when i move my eyes

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    People have said I am more attractive when wearing my glasses.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am hideously blind without my glasses/contacts

    like, unable to read anything more than three feet in front of me

    it's fun

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zephyr wrote: »
    is there a way to get rid of floaters? it's really annoying to see them in bright light when i move my eyes

    Dark spots or just weird little aberrations?

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Lasik is nice. My parents were kind enough to pay for it a few years back. One of my eyes isn't quite 20/20, but its pretty close.

    Depending on where you go and how good you are, you can negotiate a decent discount if you agree to pay in cash. Of course, this still requires you to have several thousands of dollars in liquid money lying around.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am hideously blind without my glasses/contacts

    like, unable to read anything more than three feet in front of me

    it's fun

    the same is true of anyone who comes within 3 feet of you

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'll take my shitty eyes and be happy. I'm sure it's safe and blah blah blah, but I'd rather not having my eyes chopped open with lasers.

    Like that episode of Billy and Mandy,

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I would get LASIK but I don't want to spend that kind of money. Also I like not having my eyes burned with a laser.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    is there a way to get rid of floaters? it's really annoying to see them in bright light when i move my eyes

    Dark spots or just weird little aberrations?

    dark spots mainly. i mean they're all dark but some are more not circular than circular

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am hideously blind without my glasses/contacts

    like, unable to read anything more than three feet in front of me

    it's fun

    I would kill to have three feet of vision

    I can make out normal sized font at about 4 inches

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would get LASIK but I don't want to spend that kind of money. Also I like not having my eyes burned with a laser.

    pussy

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    okay I got to 3:34 before I went ahhhhh noooooo

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would get LASIK but I don't want to spend that kind of money. Also I like not having my eyes burned with a laser.

    I uesd to work with lasers. They are an untrustworthy mistress.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am hideously blind without my glasses/contacts

    like, unable to read anything more than three feet in front of me

    it's fun

    pfft, try like 5-6 inches

    I'd love to get Lasik but every time I bring it up I'm reminded that there's no guarantee that I wouldn't still need vision correction after

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    spono wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am hideously blind without my glasses/contacts

    like, unable to read anything more than three feet in front of me

    it's fun

    I would kill to have three feet of vision

    I can make out normal sized font at about 4 inches

    I'm pretty sure that's a problem.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh, if some of you do end up doing this, don't forget to bring the valium or whatever they give you before your operation. I did. It didn't hurt or anything, but it took a little bit of willpower to keep from panicking after the initial cutting and loss of vision.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like 'dem there glasses alot, so I avoid the concentration of photons into my eyeballs.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am hideously blind without my glasses/contacts

    like, unable to read anything more than three feet in front of me

    it's fun

    the same is true of anyone who comes within 3 feet of you

    umm

    I know this was an insult, but I'm not entirely sure what you were trying to say with it

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am hideously blind without my glasses/contacts

    like, unable to read anything more than three feet in front of me

    it's fun

    the same is true of anyone who comes within 3 feet of you

    umm

    I know this was an insult, but I'm not entirely sure what you were trying to say with it

    fat joke???

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have perfect vision. I can see better than Superman, even.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like wearing glasses because my chubby face looks even fatter without glasses.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't want lasik because I like to wear glasses

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm fine with my contacts.

    I don't have the money or willpower to let a discount surgeon burn my eyes with a laser.

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