Sorry to tell you this, but you are doing it wrong.
Now you mention it, I might have meant 24, but I can't be sure until I go back on.
Nonetheless, I am no gaming giant. I go to the beach and people kick controllers in my face. Can you not teach me in the ways of the 1337 and teh pwnzorz?
So while getting my blops preorder in I noticed WaW for sale in the used game bin, you guys weren't lying about CoD feeling a hell of alot faster after having played [redacted].
Alright you didn't hear it from me, but the L86 with FMJ rocks the boat. In an hour long sesh I got 140 frigging FMJ kills. At this rate I'll have Ex Clips in...2 more minutes!
So while getting my blops preorder in I noticed WaW for sale in the used game bin, you guys weren't lying about CoD feeling a hell of alot faster after having played [redacted].
Wait until you are reminded of the bad parts of CoD : The infinite respawning enemies and constant grenade spam. Blowtorch and Corkscrew made me question the sanity of the people who made the game on Veteran (It is simple sadism). How I did it I still don't know. Treyarch are not allowed to use another grenade in any game ever. Ever.
God damn it why the hell did I buy MW2 now? Blops comes out in less than a month... Apparently $15 on ebay was a price I was willing to pay to get a hold over till the 9th. Also I need to learn how to console FPS and this auto-aim people always talk about.
So while getting my blops preorder in I noticed WaW for sale in the used game bin, you guys weren't lying about CoD feeling a hell of alot faster after having played [redacted].
Wait until you are reminded of the bad parts of CoD : The infinite respawning enemies and constant grenade spam. Blowtorch and Corkscrew made me question the sanity of the people who made the game on Veteran (It is simple sadism). How I did it I still don't know. Treyarch are not allowed to use another grenade in any game ever. Ever.
Sorry to tell you this, but you are doing it wrong.
Yeah, he should use the L86!
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"now I've got this mental image of caucuses as cafeteria tables in prison, and new congressmen having to beat someone up on inauguration day." - Raiden333
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Watching the SP trailer, it looks like you and your little buddy get captured in the Vietcong tunnels and are forced to play some kind of Russian Roulette type deal.
Tense!
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Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
It's fine. Most of the boosters are gone, you'll get tubed to hell and back on some maps, but I still get <50 ms games all the time, so I'm happy. I just played FFA last night. Frenetic as hell and fun to boot. Even got Harriers in the first 2 minutes.
First question: You are me. You are playing on Skidrow and owning with Shotgun X. Sitrep is working wonders for you, making sure that the two bastard knifers who are incessantly flanking will 9 times out of 10 receive a 180 spin-kick-flip-shell to the face. You get the game winning kill on one of these knifers. Some bitch on the other time says "Fucking disgusting with that shotgun."
Which shotgun are you trolling with?
1)The Striker
2)The Striker
3)The shotgun with the largest clip capacity
4)THE MOTHERFUCKING STRIKER
5)This guy is a little bitch isn't he?
If you answered 1, 2 or 3 you'd be correct. If you answered 4 or 5 you'd be awesome and correct.
Second question: This bitch then uses an OP weapon the next round. What weapon is that?
1)The UMP
2)The FAMAS
3)Does it matter? If he can't stand the Striker he clearly has a few screws loose.
If you answered 2 or 3 you'd be correct.
Second question: before this session you (StumbledTuba) had a 36% avoidance rate on your rep, with 80% under unsporting and 20% under the secret categories. You check your rep again soon after your Striker tear and find your avoidance rate is now 40% with 83% under unsporting. What are the odds this wuss and some other losers have added you because you beat them with a pretty average shotgun and your superior manhood?
1)Pretty fucking good.
2)Tuba you are the man.
3)I mean really, your balls must be huge.
If you answered 1, 2 or 3 you'd be correct.
Seriously. The Striker. And then he says I'm unsporting? Good riddance.
We went back to MW tonight. Holy crap the people. So we're playing SnD on crash and this guy sits at the top of the stairs of the 3 story leading to the second level. Just staring down the stares, doing nothing else. I mean, twice a friend ambled along the outside walkway, parked next to him, and shot him in the head.
So we get defense and what does he say?
"Careful, these guys fucking camp." Says the man who couldn't move two feet for three rounds to cover his own ass. So he keeps talking shit and eventually I decided to dick around on the next map.
Rapid Fire Mini-Uzi
TMP
Smoke
Blast Shield
Marathon
Lightweight
Ninja
10-4. Apparently that is a tryhard class, according to mister camper?
We went back to MW tonight. Holy crap the people. So we're playing SnD on crash and this guy sits at the top of the stairs of the 3 story leading to the second level. Just staring down the stares, doing nothing else. I mean, twice a friend ambled along the outside walkway, parked next to him, and shot him in the head.
So we get defense and what does he say?
"Careful, these guys fucking camp." Says the man who couldn't move two feet for three rounds to cover his own ass. So he keeps talking shit and eventually I decided to dick around on the next map.
Rapid Fire Mini-Uzi
TMP
Smoke
Blast Shield
Marathon
Lightweight
Ninja
10-4. Apparently that is a tryhard class, according to mister camper?
Attempting to kill the other players in any way, shape or form is being a tryhard. Pfft, are you new?
yeah brutle, I was just about to cuss you out for calling it for tonight. WTF dude. Change your avatar because obviously you hate Mario and are an Obitchkin lover.
lol, j/k. I'll be on around 10 or so. Gotta check out my new plasma.
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With an RPD?
Sorry to tell you this, but you are doing it wrong.
Now you mention it, I might have meant 24, but I can't be sure until I go back on.
Nonetheless, I am no gaming giant. I go to the beach and people kick controllers in my face. Can you not teach me in the ways of the 1337 and teh pwnzorz?
hAmmONd IsnT A mAin TAnk
While you're at it, get off Old Man Brutle's yard.
reveal new MP map.
I fixed that for you.
Wait until you are reminded of the bad parts of CoD : The infinite respawning enemies and constant grenade spam. Blowtorch and Corkscrew made me question the sanity of the people who made the game on Veteran (It is simple sadism). How I did it I still don't know. Treyarch are not allowed to use another grenade in any game ever. Ever.
Yayyyy!
Jungle looks pretty nice as well.
People care about the single player? Meh.
Yeah, he should use the L86!
More like the LGARBAGE
amirite
u r rong
The L86 is amazing.
M240 is better.
hAmmONd IsnT A mAin TAnk
But not as good as the RPD.
Tense!
Which sucks compared to the UMP.
am I doin' it right?
UMP still overpowered.
QUICKSCOPING
QU-FUCK YOU SHOT ME LUCKY BULLSHIT
Which sucks compared to the FAMAS.
First question: You are me. You are playing on Skidrow and owning with Shotgun X. Sitrep is working wonders for you, making sure that the two bastard knifers who are incessantly flanking will 9 times out of 10 receive a 180 spin-kick-flip-shell to the face. You get the game winning kill on one of these knifers. Some bitch on the other time says "Fucking disgusting with that shotgun."
Which shotgun are you trolling with?
1)The Striker
2)The Striker
3)The shotgun with the largest clip capacity
4)THE MOTHERFUCKING STRIKER
5)This guy is a little bitch isn't he?
If you answered 1, 2 or 3 you'd be correct. If you answered 4 or 5 you'd be awesome and correct.
Second question: This bitch then uses an OP weapon the next round. What weapon is that?
1)The UMP
2)The FAMAS
3)Does it matter? If he can't stand the Striker he clearly has a few screws loose.
If you answered 2 or 3 you'd be correct.
Second question: before this session you (StumbledTuba) had a 36% avoidance rate on your rep, with 80% under unsporting and 20% under the secret categories. You check your rep again soon after your Striker tear and find your avoidance rate is now 40% with 83% under unsporting. What are the odds this wuss and some other losers have added you because you beat them with a pretty average shotgun and your superior manhood?
1)Pretty fucking good.
2)Tuba you are the man.
3)I mean really, your balls must be huge.
If you answered 1, 2 or 3 you'd be correct.
Seriously. The Striker. And then he says I'm unsporting? Good riddance.
hAmmONd IsnT A mAin TAnk
Fuck, you might as well be bitching about the TMP or the DEagle or some shit.
Edit: Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
That sounds fun.
Mercy/Holi I expect to see you guys on tonite.
Hmm... I'll have to buy MW2, first. And BLOPS. Good thing I already own Stimulus and Resurgence.
So we get defense and what does he say?
"Careful, these guys fucking camp." Says the man who couldn't move two feet for three rounds to cover his own ass. So he keeps talking shit and eventually I decided to dick around on the next map.
Rapid Fire Mini-Uzi
TMP
Smoke
Blast Shield
Marathon
Lightweight
Ninja
10-4. Apparently that is a tryhard class, according to mister camper?
send me an invite!
Attempting to kill the other players in any way, shape or form is being a tryhard. Pfft, are you new?
"Tonight" is in about 8-10 hours right? Because I can be on in about 9, after sleep but before uni. Time zones suck.
hAmmONd IsnT A mAin TAnk
i'm on pc, are you guys xbox or pc?
EDIT: much love
more likely 6 or 7.
And we are on Xbox to the man that asked.
Forgot the Pens play at 7:30 EST so I will instead be watching that and won't play MW2. Might get on afterwards, but I doubt it.
lol, j/k. I'll be on around 10 or so. Gotta check out my new plasma.