[MOBA DOBA] League of Legends, Attack of the Boring OP

TyrantCow

League of Legends is a DoTA (Defense of the Ancients) style game made by some of the people that worked on DoTA Allstars. It's free to play; but, includes augmentations that you can buy with real money or in-game points.

Here are a bunch of people that are playing (PM me to get in the list)
We usually just hand out in the PA Vent channel (info stickied at the top of the G&T forum)

TyrantCow : MooMan
FightTest : FightTest
fadingathedges : fadingathedges
undeinpirat : undeinpirat
zanmatto : ParanoidDroid
Zombiemambo : EssGee
Cohsae : Cohsae
Nisi : Nisi
Sirson : Sirson
Originate : Originate
DebaserZbs : DebaserZbs
Endomatic : Barnabus
I needed a name to post : Pterodactyl Man
Zek : Zeyk
klok : fastpaced
ParisInFlames : skoot
Stolls : Karlinn
fmz65 : SensAZNal
UrQuanLord88 : urquan
TheSuperWoot : MelancholyMark
Lehman : Draggan
CharlesVI : CharlesVI
Bendery It Like Beckham : Bendery
DustedForLife : DustedAgain
Zoelef : Zoelef
soggychicken : soggychicken
Peas : jyajin
Custom Special : F4ll0ut
alset85 : alseT
king awesome : kingawesome
Mightyhog : Agreedo
Houn : Houn
In Starscream We Trust : In Starscream We Trust
TriadFate : TriadFate
Drakmathus : Drakmathus
Bardi : Bardi
MinionOfCthulhu : MinionOfCthulhu
Hrage : friedriceyum
Esc.Hatch : Hatch
distracted : Distracted
Feldorn : Mortenya
Adus : Adus
BaronVonNub : BaronVonNub
Zero-Control : ZeroControl
RawrBear : RawrBear
hiigaran : hiigaran
Thrawn200 : Mitthrawnuruodo
Seran : Seran
Colt : TheDeathJester
PolloDiablo : PolloDiablo
Slicer : Srice
Fiaryn : Fiaryn
Dracil : Dracil
Zalin : Zalin
Camui : Sogedan
Chubbly : Chubbly
Mugaaz : Mugaaz
Pyromaniac221 : abstrakt11
Shade : Hardcannon
nome : xcletus
Arch : Zinnar
Pmoney : Pmoney
Fleck0 : flecko
Saphier : errant
Thor1590 : Aphrodesizach19
PJStelford : PJStelford
Reagan : Reagan
programjunkie: Wicked Demiurge
Niqle : Niqle
nealcm : Alvarian
Tiger Burning : Tiger Burning
facetious : Bonhomie
Verr : verr
cutfang : Dancing Bagel
cwapfobrains : infobrains
Manetherenwolf : Manetherenwolf
Banana-Man : SaintAugustine
Evil Weevil : Evil Weevil
Karnius : Karnius
Nanaki : Nanaki
ResIpsaLoquitur : ResIpsa
jdmichal : KillerCodeMonky
CrownAxe : CrownAxe
Alecthar : Alecthar
Darkewolfe : Darkewolfe
NBoomer : NBoomer
Evilsville : October13
Grundlterror : thecwar
Kias : Kias2
Insanity : The Huge Manatee
Averni : Keredar
eeSanG : 2sang
Xaquin : Xaquin
Squirrel Rancher : Glory2Hypnotoad
Shrieve : Shrieve
Eddy : Valencian
Figgy : Figment3
sportzboytjw : TylerJ
Edgie : Edg1e
Biosys : Biosys
Megamaniaco : Corcorigan
Dread Pirate Arbuthnot : Requine
iamthepieman : pyeman
Trynant : Trytann
stopgap : Stopgap
skettios : Zymirra
Arkady : failboattootoot
Pacificstar : Pacificstar
Apolloh : Fleetfooot
TracerBullet : SpacemanSpliffed
Cleonicus : Cleonicus
Tangen : Tangen
vagrant_winds : VWinds
Mahnmut : jericho89
Cognisseur : Cognisseur
Madpoet : Pastorious
Scroomb:Scroomb
SuperRuper : SuperRuper
The Ender : RokkEmSokkEm
Zen Vulgarity : ZenVulgarity
Interjection : kcMasterpiece

This OP is shite; but, i gotta work all weekend and don't have time to think of anything witty

surrealitycheck

Worst OP

Best Game

SHACO AND HEIMER NERFS BRING ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS TO THE YARD TO CELEBRATE

rakuenCallisto

what that guy said

Dac Vin

AMUMU SHOULD NOT BE IN THE FUCKING SOLO LANE YOU FUCKING SILLY GOOSE



Bunch of terrible, no wonder we lost

Also a Yi yelling at me because I didn't buy tabi on a team with 3 magic guys jesus christ i think i should fork the 30 bucks to play hon if that's the gold standard of intelligence this game has

Probad

Had a game last so long that I actually got all 6 items for Akali

Then sold/re-bought boots to triple pot

Then did it again and added an oracles because oh my god the game never ends why does it never end

SoaL

play with PA folks

at least then you can mock them vocally when they are terrible

Arthil

So... weren't we going to have an OP that was actually useful this time around? Instead of completely barren?

Dac Vin

I should write the LoL OP

It will be the grandest achievement this forum has ever produced or will ever produce

TyrantCow

let's see it Dac, i'd be more than happy to post it.

UnknownSaint

Guys how do neutral creep levels work? I'm wondering if they scale up on a certain timer and if there's an ideal time I should be aiming for doing dragon the first time when jungling as Akali.

Daius

Only 2000 IP until I can buy dat Taric

I will milk this freeness for all it's worth

Spectrum

UnknownSaint wrote: »

Guys how do neutral creep levels work? I'm wondering if they scale up on a certain timer and if there's an ideal time I should be aiming for doing dragon the first time when jungling as Akali.

Yes, they do get slightly stronger as the game goes on (same way the normal creeps do, actually).

If you are a jungler and you fuck up for whatever reason, you may find that you cannot keep jungling because the mobs have become ever so slightly tougher.

aBlank

I really like Kayle but man do I get kill stolen all the fucking time with him. I do like shielding the guy with the lowest HP and watching the enemy STILL beat down on him fruitlessly for it's entire duration.

UnknownSaint

Spectrum wrote: »

UnknownSaint wrote: »

Guys how do neutral creep levels work? I'm wondering if they scale up on a certain timer and if there's an ideal time I should be aiming for doing dragon the first time when jungling as Akali.

Yes, they do get slightly stronger as the game goes on (same way the normal creeps do, actually).

If you are a jungler and you fuck up for whatever reason, you may find that you cannot keep jungling because the mobs have become ever so slightly tougher.

But does this happen with a certain number of waves or is there literally like a certain minute when things scale up? Cause I find I'm just sliiiiiiiightly unable to solo dragon early in the jungling and maybe I should just wait a bit and hit 6 comfortably.

Spectrum

UnknownSaint wrote: »

Spectrum wrote: »

UnknownSaint wrote: »

Guys how do neutral creep levels work? I'm wondering if they scale up on a certain timer and if there's an ideal time I should be aiming for doing dragon the first time when jungling as Akali.

Yes, they do get slightly stronger as the game goes on (same way the normal creeps do, actually).

If you are a jungler and you fuck up for whatever reason, you may find that you cannot keep jungling because the mobs have become ever so slightly tougher.

But does this happen with a certain number of waves or is there literally like a certain minute when things scale up? Cause I find I'm just sliiiiiiiightly unable to solo dragon early in the jungling and maybe I should just wait a bit and hit 6 comfortably.

Given that wave number and time are correlated, it's academic. It's more likely creep strength+ is set to time, just as spawning is, though.

I don't know what the interval is, though I'd imagine it's every minute?

Slicer

SoaL wrote: »

play with PA folks

at least then you can mock them vocally when they are terrible

This should be said pretty much any time someone whines about solo queuing.

(Though to be honest I suspect that the majority of solo queue "horror" stories are prone to hyperbole)

SoaL

soal isn't done ruining comics

no he is not

Zen Vulgarity

I can tell you some solo queue horror stories

Two leavers and two afkers

I'm soloing

And can't get a surrender vote done because its 1/0

I must go 1v5

nealcm

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

I can tell you some solo queue horror stories

Two leavers and two afkers

I'm soloing

And can't get a surrender vote done because its 1/0

I must go 1v5

ok that beats my double ragequitter story by a mile

especially since the redeeming factor of that game was ashe shot an arrow down mid at one point and killed our level 1 ashe on the fountain

skettios

That sounds horrible zen =/

Can't remember the last time I solo-queued. I always try to have at least one person with me.

Daius

I would play with you guys but I'm probably too awful

I'm learning but I' in that point in the learning process where things go tits up half of the time

Malkor

SoaL wrote: »

soal isn't done ruining comics

no he is not

I get it.

I get it.

tyrannus

i love it. it's the best comic. shame there's not a wall

Dkarrde

Dac Vin wrote: »

jesus christ i think i should fork the 30 bucks to play hon if that's the gold standard of intelligence this game has

Noooooooo

Noooooooooooooo

Please believe me, as impossible as it sounds

when I say that HoN has a worse community

Kristmas Kthulhu

It's wonderful, SoaL.

Delphinidaes

Dkarrde wrote: »

Dac Vin wrote: »

jesus christ i think i should fork the 30 bucks to play hon if that's the gold standard of intelligence this game has

Noooooooo

Noooooooooooooo

Please believe me, as impossible as it sounds

when I say that HoN has a worse community

Pretty much this. The LoL community is leaps and bounds beyond the HoN community.

nealcm

the HoN experience:

*joins noobs only game*

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BAD"
[all] "MY TEAM IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING NOOBS FUCK"

facetious

aBlank wrote: »

I really like Kayle but man do I get kill stolen all the fucking time with him.

Kayle is a woman.

I had a game last night where I had to corral a disparate group of players who were constantly going off on their own - especially Yi who attacked 1v3 or worse CONSTANTLY, and admittedly ended up with a lot of kills and probably our best ratio but died far too often - tell them to buy magic resist against a mage heavy team, tell them when to defend and when to push, tell them to let me (Singed, obv) initiate fights, etc. etc. etc.

The enemy aced us, we killed them as they attacked nexus towers when we respawned, and pushed back for the win. They actually surrendered as we were running up mid lane about halfway to their base (we had all their inhib towers down). I probably should have let them know that they just cost themselves IP for not wanting to wait 30 seconds.

10/7/20 - other than Yi, our three other teammates had negative ratios. But far more than that, I'm 1000% convinced we would have won if I didn't take charge. I felt like fucking Napoleon.

nealcm

the other day i played a game where the enemy kayle got fed

never again

guinsoo's nashor's gunblade

you know how they say that she melts towers and people with just guinsoo's?

well, i can't think of a clever second line that would imply that with those three items she does way more than melt people and towers

Zombiemambo

my favorite HoN moment

"top mia"

"CALL SS"

"SS?"

"Lol he don't know what ss is"

"it means missing"

"...yeah I said that"

"no you said mia that's different"

alright then, fuck you too buddy

Sagaxus

guyz plz tell me hwo too improve my Eve build!!

Zombiemambo

Sagaxus wrote: »

guyz plz tell me hwo too improve my Eve build!!

boots are a waste of time. you're gonna be invisible so get a rejuv bead

Sagaxus

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Sagaxus wrote: »

guyz plz tell me hwo too improve my Eve build!!

boots are a waste of time. you're gonna be invisible so get a rejuv bead

3 or 4 sunfire capes?!?

Kristmas Kthulhu

facetious wrote: »

I probably should have let them know that they just cost themselves IP for not wanting to wait 30 seconds.

Other people on this forum have said that this is an urban legend. I can't say I have scientific proof to support it, but it's one of those things that I'm inclined to believe because it doesn't matter that much to me anyway.

Zombiemambo

Sagaxus wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Sagaxus wrote: »

guyz plz tell me hwo too improve my Eve build!!

boots are a waste of time. you're gonna be invisible so get a rejuv bead

3 or 4 sunfire capes?!?

listen eve isnt for damage she's for support

get lots of aegises

Sagaxus

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Sagaxus wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Sagaxus wrote: »

guyz plz tell me hwo too improve my Eve build!!

boots are a waste of time. you're gonna be invisible so get a rejuv bead

3 or 4 sunfire capes?!?

listen eve isnt for damage she's for support

get lots of aegises

building eve is rly hard! i think im jsut gonna play my atk speed Teemo!

TracerBullet

Sagaxus wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Sagaxus wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Sagaxus wrote: »

guyz plz tell me hwo too improve my Eve build!!

boots are a waste of time. you're gonna be invisible so get a rejuv bead

3 or 4 sunfire capes?!?

listen eve isnt for damage she's for support

get lots of aegises

building eve is rly hard! i think im jsut gonna play my atk speed Teemo!

Na! Eve is super ez. Ur gonna be invisible right?

2 words than: Sunfire Capes.

Edit: Just had my proudest moment in this game. I'm solo laning against 2 guys, and, I offed one of them near my tower, and the other one starts running. I think,"Fuck it, I got this shit" and chase him down, and annhilate him too. A beautiful little double kill when they had me at 10 percent just from harrassing me.

I luv Nasus Now I'm saving up for Sion though, Sion seems brutal, and purdy.

TracerBullet

Zombiemambo wrote: »

my favorite HoN moment

"top mia"

"CALL SS"

"SS?"

"Lol he don't know what ss is"

"it means missing"

"...yeah I said that"

"no you said mia that's different"

alright then, fuck you too buddy

Wait, what does SS stand for?

MIA makes sense=Missing in Action, very nice way to describe it.

Wtf does SS stand for?

"Hey guys! Top is Shutzstaffel!"

Tag

Hey Tyrant, can you add me to the OP list please?
TAG : Tag Me

pleh

TracerBullet wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

my favorite HoN moment

"top mia"

"CALL SS"

"SS?"

"Lol he don't know what ss is"

"it means missing"

"...yeah I said that"

"no you said mia that's different"

alright then, fuck you too buddy

Wait, what does SS stand for?

MIA makes sense=Missing in Action, very nice way to describe it.

Wtf does SS stand for?

"Hey guys! Top is Shutzstaffel!"

I'd guess he was talking about soulstealer given my rudimentary knowledge of HoN. v:?v

On topic for LoL: Whats the best way to counter a katarina? Seems like most games I play where the other team has one she just absolutely destroys running around with a full 20 stack Mejals. Of course this means the games where my team has one she runs around and dies a lot.

Mr.Sunshine

Oh, I get it.

miSSing!

...Huh.