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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Silpheed wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    You played Dark Messiah yet?

    Dark Messiah of Might and Magic doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves. It has the best first person hand to hand combat of any game I've ever played. Kicking orcs into spikes and off ledges is pure gaming nirvana.
    I would consider Zeno Clash to be the superior first person melee game, but Dark Messiah is definitely the best that has swords in it. And magic. And hybrid RPG mechanics. And greatness such that everyone should play it at least once.
    I'm just so damn disappointed that Dark Messiah will never get a sequel since it's one of my favourite games. Hell, if the Might and Magic line would have gone down this route I wouldn't have been disappointed. I can only hope that Bethsofts combat code monkeys had a look on this game once it's time for them to produce another Elder Scrolls game.

    I just want bethesda to hire some goddamn animators

    Edit: I just noticed the civ 5 for like 3 pounds

    Any brits here wanna buy it for me and sell me the key for some markup of your determination? I own the game already but want to get it for others

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    übergeekübergeek Sector 2814Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Mel Gibson leads his Whipped Cream army against his Pie Oppressors. For FREEEEDOM!

    Quote should be "They can take our pies, but they can never take our FREEEEEDOM!"

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Mel Gibson leads his Whipped Cream army against his Pie Oppressors. For FREEEEDOM!

    That actually looks a lot like Mel Gibson in camouflage leading the KKK.

    Which, knowing Mel Gibson these days, isn't exactly an impossibility.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You're gonna get raped by a pack of wild pies!

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    SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Am I doin it right?

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    JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm going to be honest
    I can only see a condom doing a stick-up

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    SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh you saw that too? Oh well.

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    urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Holding a penis.

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    CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I think at the very least we can all agree that there's a lot swirling around SkutSkut's head.

    Also what is Terrormel?

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    SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Well see caramel is brown, like terrorist in those vidja games! So I combined the two.

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    DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    I'm sorry.

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    envoy1envoy1 the old continentRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Silpheed wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    IdolNinja wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    You played Dark Messiah yet?


    Edit: I just noticed the civ 5 for like 3 pounds

    Any brits here wanna buy it for me and sell me the key for some markup of your determination? I own the game already but want to get it for others

    Uh, I'm in Britain and don't get this deal. It's 29.99 on steam. Where is this deal happening?

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    envoy1 wrote: »
    Uh, I'm in Britain and don't get this deal. It's 29.99 on steam. Where is this deal happening?

    At Coolshop. It's a Steamworks game, so you'll get a key for registering on Steam.

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    curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    steam weekend deal just makes me realize that i own batman GotY

    haven't started it yet due to Crack Effect 2 D:

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    BlurblBlurbl -_- Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    envoy1 wrote: »
    Uh, I'm in Britain and don't get this deal. It's 29.99 on steam. Where is this deal happening?

    At Coolshop. It's a Steamworks game, so you'll get a key for registering on Steam.

    What's the catch?

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    CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Blurbl wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    envoy1 wrote: »
    Uh, I'm in Britain and don't get this deal. It's 29.99 on steam. Where is this deal happening?

    At Coolshop. It's a Steamworks game, so you'll get a key for registering on Steam.

    What's the catch?

    It's most likely a pricing error, but aside from that the catch (Which everyone is failing to mention) is that past a certain point no-one who paid for it has gotten a key yet.

    I've bought it from the site, no key.

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    Darth NathanDarth Nathan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So I just got around to downloading and playing Men of War after it went on sale for 3 bucks the other week.

    OMIGOD this is so cool!

    Granted I spend most of my time decking my men out in different hats, but still. One thing I can't figure out though; the direct control thing is neat, but when I direct control someone, I can no longer use the function keys to toss grenades and the like. Is there some way to remedy this?

    Also, the default keybindings seem really awful. I think I'll rebind direct controls to WASD instead.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    subedii wrote: »
    Why is his neck on fire?

    That is a medal he was awarded for participating in a war.

    Why is he wearing it on his neck?

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    cpugeek13cpugeek13 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So I just got around to downloading and playing Men of War after it went on sale for 3 bucks the other week.

    OMIGOD this is so cool!

    Granted I spend most of my time decking my men out in different hats, but still. One thing I can't figure out though; the direct control thing is neat, but when I direct control someone, I can no longer use the function keys to toss grenades and the like. Is there some way to remedy this?

    Also, the default keybindings seem really awful. I think I'll rebind direct controls to WASD instead.

    You should be able to switch your weapons while in direct control mode. Switch to grenades, and you should be able to throw them.

    Also, the new MoW game, MoW: Assault Squad, will have much better keybindings (like wasd and "e" to activate direct control).

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    Darth NathanDarth Nathan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cpugeek13 wrote: »
    So I just got around to downloading and playing Men of War after it went on sale for 3 bucks the other week.

    OMIGOD this is so cool!

    Granted I spend most of my time decking my men out in different hats, but still. One thing I can't figure out though; the direct control thing is neat, but when I direct control someone, I can no longer use the function keys to toss grenades and the like. Is there some way to remedy this?

    Also, the default keybindings seem really awful. I think I'll rebind direct controls to WASD instead.

    You should be able to switch your weapons while in direct control mode. Switch to grenades, and you should be able to throw them.

    Also, the new MoW game, MoW: Assault Squad, will have much better keybindings (like wasd and "e" to activate direct control).

    Oh, so right click, excellent. One other thing; can I use enemy artillery? I captured and repaired a German 72mm gun but I can't seem to get my guys to use it. Or was it out of ammo? Man this is complicated.

    Also, I just got smashed by the second Russian mission. They really like throwing you in at the deep end, with minimal anti-tank capability against a force comprised mostly of...tanks.

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    TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    subedii wrote: »
    Why is his neck on fire?

    That is a medal he was awarded for participating in a war.

    Why is he wearing it on his neck?

    ...

    Good question.

    <_<

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    cpugeek13cpugeek13 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010

    Oh, so right click, excellent. One other thing; can I use enemy artillery? I captured and repaired a German 72mm gun but I can't seem to get my guys to use it. Or was it out of ammo? Man this is complicated.

    Also, I just got smashed by the second Russian mission. They really like throwing you in at the deep end, with minimal anti-tank capability against a force comprised mostly of...tanks.

    You should be able to use anything the enemy uses. If theres not any ammo, look for boxes nearby. Sometimes they will have ammo.

    The key to winning the second mission is strategically placing tons of mines. Whenever the enemy is not attacking, grab a guy and lay more mines. Also, try to keep your AT guys alive. Their rifles have a hard time penetrating the tanks, but they can easily destroy treads. Its really fun to direct control them and immobilize all their vehicles.

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    PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I call it Abraham Lincoln with a whipped cream tophat and a monocle shooting a terrorist with a ak47 in the name of freedom
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    Honestly, that looks more like bin Laden than Lincoln. I question the degree of freedom being fired from that gun.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man, now you guys are making me regret not grabbing Men of War when it went on sale.

    Granted my backlog is absolutely absurd right now, so I could probably do with missing out on a few games.

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    PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Men of War is the definitive world war two rts. It's also really good against rts' in general.

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    TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A sequel is coming out soon and it will probably be $20 so waiting for that won't kill you.

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    KamiKami Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Picked up MTG: Duels of the Planeswalker.

    I've never played Magic before, and I know it doesn't have the ability to build your own deck, but for a newcomer like me, was this a solid purchase? Only $10 and Steam Achievements, I thought, 'what the heck!' and picked it up.

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    envoy1envoy1 the old continentRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    steam weekend deal just makes me realize that i own batman GotY

    haven't started it yet due to Crack Effect 2 D:

    Curly - this is exactly what I was thinking - I still plan a couple of runs and then there's the possibility of more bridging dlcs, so is it even worth getting any other games?

    EDIT: @Kami, actually, the only other game than ME2 I've been playng is MTG duels of the planeswalkers. Just about casual enough to drop some hours into playing with. You picked up a good bargain.

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    CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Does anyone from the US want to buy Batman for me if I pay them by Paypal?

    It's slightly cheaper in USD than GBP, and since I'm not going to be playing it straight away I'd prefer to save as much as I can.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/centipeed

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It might actually end up being the same or cheaper at the end of the year, if you're not going to be playing it straight away.

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    CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    subedii wrote: »
    It might actually end up being the same or cheaper at the end of the year, if you're not going to be playing it straight away.

    That's true. I'll wait and see.

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yeah I'm not buying anything anymore, waiting for xmas sales.

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    InzignaInzigna Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Alegis wrote: »
    Yeah I'm not buying anything anymore, waiting for xmas sales.
    This is the toughest part of the year, knowing how close you are to xmas, and realizing buying anything now would be silly despite wanting desperately to buy something.

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    HiT BiTHiT BiT 🍒 Fresh, straight from Pac-man's Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Too bad we didn't choo-choose to keep posting train puns until the end.

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    HawkHawk ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    EDIT: Wrong thread...moving over to it

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