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[STEAM] Thread derailed by train puns

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  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Suds wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Your games should still be there if you reinstall Steam.

    What I meant was if I keep my SteamApp folder, if all the games will be installed and work upon a complete re-installation.

    Yup.

    Or you could just delete the clientregistry.blob file.

    Also, deleting everyting in your Steam folder except for the steam.exe and Steamapps works too.

    I tried both of those before uninstalling. It didn't work. Hopefully this will work now...

    Edit: Hooray! Steam is back up and running. I wonder what made it fuck up before, though?

    Dashui on
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  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I suppose that there aren't many companies which have to deliver content and services twenty four hours a day and in such large quantities as Valve does.

    Google obviously is in a similar boat, but they've got access to a lot more resources.

    I mean, hundreds of thousands of people downloading multi-gigabyte games almost constantly? And the dedicated servers and community service. I'm surprised they cope as well as they do.

    Centipeed on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    AzadIsCool wrote: »
    Suds wrote: »
    Arthil wrote: »
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    SPACEBAR is for JUMP you damned terrorists.

    I'd've gone with heathens, but otherwise, liminess resides here.

    Infidels?

    *Says in Achemed voice*

    Spacebar is for crouch. RMB is for jump.

    You are a monster.

    A monster who also has damn good taste for spacebar and RMB binds.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jump? Why not go the whole hog and bind RMB to making baby Jesus cry.

    Jazz on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jazz wrote: »
    Jump? Why not go the whole hog and bind RMB to making baby Jesus cry.

    my RMB is bound to initiate gay orgies.

    which is basically the same thing

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  • MonthenorMonthenor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is doing wonders for filling out my mousejumper list. You will be first up against the wall, mousejumpers.

    REAL CONTENT: How 'bout that Steam, guys? Do we spend too much money or what?

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  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Jazz wrote: »
    Jump? Why not go the whole hog and bind RMB to making baby Jesus cry.

    my RMB is bound to initiate gay orgies.

    which is basically the same thing

    Bring your mouse to PAX. Fun will be had.
    Monthenor wrote: »
    REAL CONTENT: How 'bout that Steam, guys? Do we spend too much money or what?

    Yeah fuck them, so damn expensive. Remember when TF2 was 2.50? Or L4D at 7.50? MONEY GRUBBING WHOOOORES!!

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    my friend binds move forward to right click and his back/strafe keys to zxc

    fucking TFC players

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  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Remind me never to buy TFC then.

    AzadIsCool on
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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    AzadIsCool wrote: »
    Suds wrote: »
    Arthil wrote: »
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    SPACEBAR is for JUMP you damned terrorists.

    I'd've gone with heathens, but otherwise, liminess resides here.

    Infidels?

    *Says in Achemed voice*

    Spacebar is for crouch. RMB is for jump.

    You are a monster.

    A monster who also has damn good taste for spacebar and RMB binds.

    How do you alt fire? HOW DO YOU ALT FIRE?!?!

    Vegan on
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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Vegan wrote: »
    AzadIsCool wrote: »
    Suds wrote: »
    Arthil wrote: »
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    SPACEBAR is for JUMP you damned terrorists.

    I'd've gone with heathens, but otherwise, liminess resides here.

    Infidels?

    *Says in Achemed voice*

    Spacebar is for crouch. RMB is for jump.

    You are a monster.

    A monster who also has damn good taste for spacebar and RMB binds.

    How do you alt fire? HOW DO YOU ALT FIRE?!?!
    a pedal operated by the big toe of your left foot, obviously

    Buttcleft on
  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    a pedal operated by the big toe of your left foot, obviously

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/c8a8/

    Honestly I'm tempted to buy this.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    AzadIsCool wrote: »
    Remind me never to buy TFC then.

    it was more that his clan and many others played so much that they had to come up with a bind that didn't make their fingers hurt

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  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Remind me never to join a clan

    Dudes be crazy.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    Centipeed wrote: »
    This is most common in flight simulators and space games. You know, where's it's actually useful.

    In fact, I'm sure they only put it into ARMA for the helicopter/plane flying sections.

    It is actually really awesome for infantry too. I can keep my gun tracked in one direction and still look around, and then just snap back and be looking down the sights again without having to reaquire.

    And I'm not even talking about TrackIR. I just hold Alt down to look around.

    35 seconds in this shows the mapping with TrackIR. It's far from 1:1.

    edit: 6:00 for infantry stuff.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wXx3vMy_AQ

    Echo on
  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TrackIR is one of those things that sounds stupid when you hear about it, but when you actually see it in use it's like woah.

    Zxerol on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, just look at ~6:00 in that movie, it shows some infantry stuff.

    Echo on
  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I rescind my previous comment about TrackIR. I'm still not sure it's for me, but maybe with a bigger monitor... yeah, I can see it.

    Jazz on
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TrackIR with that nivida 3 screen surround 3D set up.

    Spoit on
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  • L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Does anyone know anything about the Hunter: The Demon's Forge game? It looks kinda cool, and the video shows the Big Horn Guy from Legend.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Does anyone know anything about the Hunter: The Demon's Forge game? It looks kinda cool, and the video shows the Big Horn Guy from Legend.

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    Big horn guy? YOU MEAN THE DARKNESS (aka THE DEVIL) PLAYED BY TIM CURRY.

    Damn son. Educate yourself.

    LittleBoots on

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  • L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Someone missed a Family Guy reference.......

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Steam needs a Booze status.

    LittleBoots on

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Someone missed a Family Guy reference.......

    Was it me? I'm okay with that because that show sucks.

    LittleBoots on

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Does anyone know anything about the Hunter: The Demon's Forge game? It looks kinda cool, and the video shows the Big Horn Guy from Legend.

    It looks kinda cool, a friend and I were debating on picking it up since it has co-op but we decided to wait until it's released and some reviews are out since it's $50 and we didn't want to drop it on an unknown game.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Also, Ship Simulator EXTREME?! Fuck my ass, I've never been more excited!

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  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Why would Arma 2 let your head swivel that far? I thought it was all realistic and shiz?

    Centipeed on
  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Think of it as shifting your view and not just your neck, using your torso as well as your head. In real life, you can easily look around behind you while oriented in the opposite direction, and peek around corners and stuff using your upper body. Heck, even just using your head with your torso locked, you still have a wide range using your eyes+peripheral vision.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zxerol wrote: »
    Think of it as shifting your view and not just your neck. In real life, you can easily look around behind you while oriented in the opposite direction. Heck, even just using your head with your torso locked, you still have a wide range using your eyes+peripheral vision.

    Also, think of it as a video game cause in real life I can't fly an A10 Warthog with a mouse either. :P

    LittleBoots on

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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Someone missed a Family Guy reference.......

    Was it me? I'm okay with that because that show sucks.

    Seriously. A reference of a show that's nothing more than a string of references and dead air.

    Vegan on
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  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Pfff, people shoot down fighter jets using helicopter gunships all the time IRL, I dunno what you're talking about.

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  • AsheAshe Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    edit: 6:00 for infantry stuff.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wXx3vMy_AQ

    That's pretty impressive stuff. Also, I want my Arma II to look as good as his.

    Ashe on
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    Someone missed a Family Guy reference.......

    Sure reminds me of that one time when <RANDOM BULLSHIT THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHEN IT SHOULD END>

    There, now I made a reference to every episode ever.

    Echo on
  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Family Guy is all about taking an okay joke and making it so long that it just becomes awkward.

    And awkward = lolz apparently.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I looked at the list of games that support TrackIR and apparently the HL2 mod Insurgency supports it. That's kinda neat.

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  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is there a list of the games which support Steamworks and can therefore be bought retail and then downloaded on Steam?

    Also, my Steam Worms Reloaded entry doesn't have a proper icon for the large icons view. It looks as if I've added it as a non-steam game, which I haven't. Is this normal? I'm sure it had a proper image icon at one point.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    There is indeed a list, something this important should be in the OP.

    With big bold letters.

    Edit: Also it should be under a brightly colored header, like a FAQ.

    Xtarath on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hey can i add my sword of the stars cdkey to steam
    i keed i keed

    Buttcleft on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Vegan wrote: »
    AzadIsCool wrote: »
    Suds wrote: »
    Arthil wrote: »
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    SPACEBAR is for JUMP you damned terrorists.

    I'd've gone with heathens, but otherwise, liminess resides here.

    Infidels?

    *Says in Achemed voice*

    Spacebar is for crouch. RMB is for jump.

    You are a monster.

    A monster who also has damn good taste for spacebar and RMB binds.
    How do you alt fire? HOW DO YOU ALT FIRE?!?!
    a pedal operated by the big toe of your left foot, obviously

    You know that digit that we humans have that help separate us from lesser animals that is commonly known as a thumb? My mouse just so happens to have two buttons for that.


    Also, I've started not reading the steam sales posts because I never seem to play the games I buy so cheaply. I'm a bad person.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    Also, I've started not reading the steam sales posts because I never seem to play the games I buy so cheaply. I'm a bad person.

    Steam is like reverse piracy. Instead of not paying for games I play, I pay for games I don't play.

    Echo on
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