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Seriously, fuck the Swiss

FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
Death penalty initiative launched in Switzerland

First their whole No-More-Mosques-shtick and not this crap. That country deserves a goddamn beating before they turn into some kind of real-world Latveria. D:

I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    KNEEL BEFORE DOOM

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  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    That country deserves a goddamn beating before they turn into some kind of real-world Latveria. D:

    yeah, you're right

    let's give them the death penalty

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I've been to Switzerland. Absolutely gorgeous country, nature wise. We drove there and mannn so many awesome vistas

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    How can you hate a country that invented such a great genre of cheese

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    there are hot swiss babes in switzerland

    so yes

    i agree

    let's fuck the swiss!

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  • ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    let them re-introduce the death penalty if they want

    I don't know what the hubbub is about really. A lot of countries in this world still utilize it, and even if I don't agree with capital punishment I don't exactly get outraged when a country re-adopts it

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sometimes I forget that this is an American forum. :?

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    (my state has capital punishment so maybe we should fuck the us too!)

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hey I am reading the Millennium series

    which is not as catchy as, say, the Willennium series.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    (my state has capital punishment so maybe we should fuck the us too!)

    Yea well the civilized world doesn't expect much of the US anyway. Switzerland however? That's different.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    (my state has capital punishment so maybe we should fuck the us too!)

    Yea well the civilized world doesn't expect much of the US anyway. Switzerland however? That's different.

    lol

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  • ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    adopt the eye for an eye policy of letting the criminal experience the same shit he did to the victim as punishment

    Rape-sentences would be amazing. The rape squadron tasked with delivering the punishment would be something to behold

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i'm pro-death penalty

    also pro-choice

    and pro-murder of jerks

    so i'm pro-death, basically

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I saw a hot lady skinny dipping in a stream in Switzerland once. I was maybe 11 so it was kind of a big deal.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the first naked lady i saw was on vacation in france

    and we were like on a tour boat or something

    and she was on a street right next to the river and she just took off her clothes

    damn that was nice when i was a 9 year old

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Fuck yeah, death penalty.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Europe is tits

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    (my state has capital punishment so maybe we should fuck the us too!)

    Yea well the civilized world doesn't expect much of the US anyway. Switzerland however? That's different.

    lol

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I get it

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Death-penalty = Latveria?

    Is that why we don't mess with Texas?

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  • ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    I get the feeling you are unhappy with America, Ferrus

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like their cheese.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    tell you what

    hearing that the dc sniper was dead was a great piece of news

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Forumite wrote: »
    I get the feeling you are unhappy with America, Ferrus

    Nah, I'm kinda unhappy about how this otherwise nice little country right at my fucking doorstep turns into some kind of evil dystopian hellhole little by little.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    cheeze is not really what they are great at though

    Swiss chocolate, however, is fantastic. We went into the countryside and had the best chocolate ever from this local shop and I have not been able to find anything similiar here

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    and the reactionary knee-jerk award goes to

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  • nethneth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    I like their cheese.

    I'm not so keen on it, so fuck em

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    neth wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I like their cheese.

    I'm not so keen on it, so fuck em

    Agreed. If there was a country named Pepper-Jack, on the otherhand, then I'd be fighting for them, tooth and nail.

    ALL HAIL PEPPER-JACK CHEESE

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    (Can this thread be about cheese now?)

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Forumite wrote: »
    I get the feeling you are unhappy with America, Ferrus

    Nah, I'm kinda unhappy about how this otherwise nice little country right at my fucking doorstep turns into some kind of evil dystopian hellhole little by little.

    I think maybe you are blowing things out of proportion.


    Plus, compare Switzerland and Mexico. Which would you say is maybe closer to Dystopia?


    Also, shut up or I'll kill you cuz I'm American and apparently that's what we do.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Think re-adopting the death penalty is bad?

    Levi Johnston filed to run for mayor of Wasilla.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like their knives.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mexico is the fucking wild west

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh man, Pepper Jack is the greatest.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am pro death penalty

    cue everyone in this thread telling me I'm a terrible human being

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mexico is the fucking wild west

    Mexico is the Wild West with fucking assault rifles and mobsters.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am pro death penalty

    cue everyone in this thread telling me I'm a terrible human being

    on the contrary

    death penalty is aiight by me

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Oh man, Pepper Jack is the greatest.

    I wish I could eat more cheese. I would make my lunch nothing but an entire hunk of Pepper Jack cheese.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    To be completely honest here, it isn't the talk about capital punishment specifically. It's how so many people actually support it and other absolutely despicable ideas like *cough* banning mosques. It is a sign of the times, since Switzerland serves as a decent sample population - I doubt people think any different in Germany or France or whatever.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WOO LET'S GO TO CANCUN


    dozens of missing college students later

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fun fact: women in Switzerland could not vote until 1973

    And that was only in federal elections

    They didn't get to vote in canton elections until 1990

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