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A Dead State of Mind

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    TLB

    you act like you've never seen a fat poor person

    have you ever been to Wal*Mart

    like, ever?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rank you stole my second post

    I was gonna ask if you were gonna need a mobility scooter to buy your pork rinds and diabetes medicine at Wal*Mart

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    wouldn't turn one down, if you're offering

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am sure I can scrounge one up from the hospital

    That isn't too illegal

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    I'd soup that bastard up fierce, too

    big ol' loud exhaust system on it

    chrome skull shifter knob on top of a three foot long rod

    spinnaz

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    your schools sound expensive

    you should come over here where it is basically free

    yeah I'll get right on that

    I got this treehouse you could live in

    it ain't one of those ikea ones, is it

    I heard everything over there was made by ikea

    there is no treehouse rankenphile

    i am sorry for pulling your leg like this

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    your schools sound expensive

    you should come over here where it is basically free

    yeah I'll get right on that

    I got this treehouse you could live in

    it ain't one of those ikea ones, is it

    I heard everything over there was made by ikea

    there is no treehouse rankenphile

    i am sorry for pulling your leg like this

    there's probably not even a sweden, is there

    fuck, you foreigners are all the same

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'd soup that bastard up fierce, too

    big ol' loud exhaust system on it

    chrome skull shifter knob on top of a three foot long rod

    spinnaz

    man you forgot the kickin' sound system

    gotta have subwoofers stacked on top of subwoofers

    attached to an ipod

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    I'd soup that bastard up fierce, too

    big ol' loud exhaust system on it

    chrome skull shifter knob on top of a three foot long rod

    spinnaz

    man you forgot the kickin' sound system

    gotta have subwoofers stacked on top of subwoofers

    attached to an ipod

    cranking out Slayer at top volume while I ride around yelling at kids to turn that racket down

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    foreigners are the worst

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this is it, seriously

    if this is good, nobody needs to make another zombie game ever

    fucking had it with zombies

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    god I can't wait to be senile

    I'm gunna be amazing

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh cool, this is using Torque.

    I've always wanted a zombie survival RPG, though I had wished it was first person.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    god I can't wait to be senile

    I'm gunna be amazing

    I already hate kids now

    I can't wait to be the angriest old man

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this is it, seriously

    if this is good, nobody needs to make another zombie game ever

    fucking had it with zombies

    I don't know

    Valve can make another Left 4 Dead game in like four or five years

    And then it can be over

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this is it, seriously

    if this is good, nobody needs to make another zombie game ever

    fucking had it with zombies

    zombie games will never stop

    ever

    they are eternal

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    tlb

    we should get a porch

    one with a swing that is just a bench held off the ground by some old chains

    and we can glare at things and occasionally shoot pistols into the hedges

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    tlb

    we should get a porch

    one with a swing that is just a bench held off the ground by some old chains

    and we can glare at things and occasionally shoot pistols into the hedges

    oh man

    we have to be sipping bourbon as we do this

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this is it, seriously

    if this is good, nobody needs to make another zombie game ever

    fucking had it with zombies

    zombie games will never stop

    ever

    they are eternal

    look man

    resident evil was there before this was a thing, and the stuff they deal with these days ain't even technically zombies

    valve can have a pass with left 4 dead

    and this is a new take so it's cool

    but that's it! done! verboten!

    oh, and popcap can keep doing plants vs. zombies, that doesn't even really count

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this is it, seriously

    if this is good, nobody needs to make another zombie game ever

    fucking had it with zombies

    zombie games will never stop

    ever

    they are eternal

    look man

    resident evil was there before this was a thing, and the stuff they deal with these days ain't even technically zombies

    valve can have a pass with left 4 dead

    and this is a new take so it's cool

    but that's it! done! verboten!

    oh, and popcap can keep doing plants vs. zombies, that doesn't even really count

    so you don't want another Zombies Ate My Neighbors?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    im fine as long as they continue to be good

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this is it, seriously

    if this is good, nobody needs to make another zombie game ever

    fucking had it with zombies

    zombie games will never stop

    ever

    they are eternal

    look man

    resident evil was there before this was a thing, and the stuff they deal with these days ain't even technically zombies

    valve can have a pass with left 4 dead

    and this is a new take so it's cool

    but that's it! done! verboten!

    oh, and popcap can keep doing plants vs. zombies, that doesn't even really count

    so you don't want another Zombies Ate My Neighbors?

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    nah, not really

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The thing I hope for is there is a Captain America game based on the movie

    and there is a level where you get to punch Hitler in the face

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The thing I hope for is there is a Captain America game based on the movie

    and there is a level where you get to punch Hitler in the face

    every one of these voice clips must be in it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYwL1txe_CY

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I CAN'T MOVE!

    YOU STUPID MEN!

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WHERE IS THE LASER?!?

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh man. I didn't even read that the shelter was a school. Tell me, is it an university?

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Holy shit. I've been saying "I can't move!" with that inflection forever and I never knew where the hell I had heard it.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh man. I didn't even read that the shelter was a school. Tell me, is it an university?

    Pretty sure it's just a high school or elementary. If you read the article he talks about the design of American schools being similar to prisons. I don't think Universities are included in that.

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
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    I got this for my birthday. I haven't even played it. I have no idea what it is.

    I'm going to leave it unopened because I'm almost certain my imagination is better

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I CAN'T MOVE!

    This was always my favorite. Video is missing, "America still needs your help!"

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fishman wrote: »
    Oh, this is ZRPG. I didn't even put 2 and 2 together.

    Turn based RPG zombie action? I love me some turn based.

    I also love that flash zombie defense game. Boxhead Zombies?

    And I love RPGs.

    ... so yeah, this is interesting.

    I'm going to take this post as an ironclad guarantee that you will be doing an X-com style thread when this game comes out.

    I look forward to going out scavenging twice and getting killed by a horde of zombies.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    god damn it

    I can't get this game out of my brain

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wonder how intelligent they will make NPCs.

    I mean in the movies and other media, 90% of the population are idiots who would end up fucking over their buddies.

    I'm the type of dude who tries to play games while having zero important casualties.

    I wonder if I will be able to play this game, without virtual blood on my hands.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wonder how intelligent they will make NPCs.

    I mean in the movies and other media, 90% of the population are idiots who would end up fucking over their buddies.

    I'm the type of dude who tries to play games while having zero important casualties.

    I wonder if I will be able to play this game, without virtual blood on my hands.

    I hope I can quietly execute problem people, while blaming the zombie menace.

    Going to undermine my authority because I can't find the brand of soda you like in this apocalyptic waste land? Oh whoops now you're 'infected' so I have to shoot you.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    "You're bringing the morale down in the entire shelter? Making my best characters depressed and unresponsive? How about you go find food out by the raider camp, why don't ya. Good luck with that."

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man. This is precisely the game I would design if I were any good at designing games. It really reminds me of what I always hoped Fallout 3 would be like back in the day. Not that Fallout 3 didn't turn out just fine.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm going to take a person that annoys me out into the wilds and attract some zombies. I'll just stand there or kite them with my shield equipped. Watch them get devoured and possibly eat the candy bar they wanted while they can still see me.

    Hey, Derek! Can I get a candy bar?

    Sure, Little Johnny, but we have to go get them from my secret stash.

    Ten minutes later and Johnny's dead.

    He's dead, man.

    Cue the funeral for fallen Johnny. Me comforting his mom and promising to be there for her. I'll give you all the candy bars you need, doll.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Use Johnny's death as a point to rally around. Whip everyone's emotions and use that to further my goals.

    I will have a war with the guys across town in the dilapidated theatre. They've held too long on their monopoly of rape and drug abuse. What is theirs will soon be mine.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In the end you're felled by a zombie Johnny eating your intestines.

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